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Posted: 12 years ago

Kaki ka chala jadoo bigad gaya mausam-aaya toofan

Pahuncha Rudra to meet his sharaabi baap

Beta toh beta baap re baap

First caustic remark is about milan of ma and her laal

Rudra ne kaha chalo chandangarh

Kyunki that is our ghar

Behind all the sparring of father and son

I lovedhow they are each other's world😳

Kaki sa is waiting for her ram lakhan

To teach a lesson to mr dabbang

Paro is revealed to be a narcissist

Parud's first date at funny mirrors would be the nicest

Sumer tries breaking the lock-giving P palpitations

It also leads to a major altercation

Spoiler alert- the boy that was beaten by R in school

Was none other than his cousin-yeah! this very fool

Also R's Harry Potter scar

Is a trophy from bachpan ki war

Unwanted info-I used to have a crush on Varun Kapoor

I'm sad coz in this show Sumer's a complete tool

Chachu ka Rajput blood boils

When his son makes mum-left-R-wali noise

Chacha-chachi ki jodi is number one

Pati can change chehra ka naksha and patni the mausam

Then Major Saab drops the big bomb

That outside is the owner of the house

Chotte miya runs to meet bade miya

But it causes major heartburn in Kaki's jiya

Ranawat turns Nostradamus and talks about baatein teekhi teekhi

Even without her kitchen, Masala Bai is cooking khichdi

As soon as bade miya enters warm up session of games begins

With her dedication Kaki should be a coach for the Olympics

Masala bai gets one thing ekdum correct

Soon she's going to need doodh ke packet

Arey! When P becomes a bride Kaki's wish

Of washing someone's feet will be fulfilled

The Ayodha references leave me hakka bakka

Coz mami is more Manthra than Urmila

Rudra's in for a bigger shock

Coz Paro has abilities to jump higher than a frog

Sasur ji calls bahu sa kya instead of kaun?😆

The besharam youngsters start full on romaans

I want to clap for the CVs

For skipping the mandatory fall and catch routine

Aaj ka gyaan for potatoes of the world

You're jealous of major sa's hotness-which makes you burn

Don't worry I still find you yum

Next time R eats aloo you'll be stuffed in samosas

And not served with papad type parathas

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Posted: 12 years ago

Bade hi distractions hai, forum mein aaj,

Sabko chahiye 5 miutes fame wala taj.

Chhodo, coming back to the show,

Sumer, something makes me want to throw.

(Forgive me Gods of sentence consruction--

That was necessary for rhyme production.)

Kaki Sa is blind as a bat,

Or maybe just dim as a rat.

(Don't ask me why I think rats are dim,

B.F. Skinner experimented with them-- best ask him.)

Coming back to Kaki Sa's eyesight,

Rarely have I seen such a tubelight.

She'd recognized Rudra citing his genes,

His name tag was for show, she thinks.

Now after Rudra announced it 7 times,

'He is a major in the BSD', she chimes!

This Harry Potter's got his work cut out,

An unwilling damsel, and a cousin who is a lout.

(Samrat, Sumer, and Mohini--

Need to disapparate ASAP!)

Parvati demostrated (to great effect) Wingardium Leviosa

(I wonder if Wingardium Levio-ji is from Rajasthan).

About time the eye sex appeared.

Screams the fangirl in me.

The rest of the episode is a blur,

As I melt into a puddle of mush and charbi.

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Posted: 12 years ago

Beta toh beta baap re baap!! Waah Waah!!
Jab tak rahega kamare mein chooha
Tab tak rahegi cupboard mein Paro!!
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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: MesmerizingSanz
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loved it ⭐️

thank you🤗

Originally posted by: pink.lotus
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Originally posted by: JazzyMohd
Beta toh beta baap re baap!! Waah Waah!!
Jab tak rahega kamare mein chooha
Tab tak rahegi cupboard mein Paro!!
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Jab tak rahega show itna kamaal

Kartey rahenge hum poems ka prachaar

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Posted: 12 years ago

Edited. *sigh*

I wish I put in as much thought while writing essays.

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: Semanti
Bade hi distractions hai, forum mein aaj,
Sabko chahiye 5 miutes fame wala taj.

Maine bhi padhi woh post
Then I thought why encourage a troll

Chhodo, coming back to the show,
Sumer, something makes me want to throw.
(Forgive me Gods of sentence consruction--
That was necessary for rhyme production.)
In chacha you have your soulmate found
After kaki I'm sure he's looking for a rebound
Kaki Sa is blind as a bat,
Or maybe just dim as a rat.
(Don't ask me why I think rats are dim,
B.F. Skinner experimented with them-- best ask him.)
If she's a bat the species is vampire
How I wish all her plans backfire
Coming back to Kaki Sa's eyesight,
Rarely have I seen such a tubelight.
She'd recognized Rudra citing his genes,
His name tag was for show, she thinks.
Now after Rudra announced it 7 times,
'He is a major in the BSD', she chimes!
With sons and a DIL as dumb as a post
They'd be pretty impressed with all that she diagnosed
This Harry Potter's got his work cut out,
An unwilling damsel, and a cousin who is a lout.
(Samrat, Sumer, and Mohini--
Need to disapparate ASAP!)
Parvati demostrated (to great effect) Wingardium Leviosa
(I wonder if Wingardium Levio-ji is from Rajasthan).
Ooh! The -sa connection is a winner
Did you take a sip of Baruffio's brain elixir

About time the eye sex appeared.
Screams the fangirl in me.
The rest of the episode is a blur,
As I melt into a puddle of mush and charbi.
Do you think sasur had the same reaction
Or was he too drunk to notice the passion

Thanks S! I love love love your replies🤗

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: Bagwati.

Screams the fangirl in me.
The rest of the episode is a blur,
As I melt into a puddle of mush and charbi.
Do you think sasur had the same reaction
Or was he too drunk to notice the passion

This reminds me of another place,

A show and forum that cannot be named.

Happiness had tripped on empty space,

And Ocean had caught her in his arms,

While the obligatory background score had played.

The fangirls ooh-ed and aah-ed,

The pack led by Ocean's grandmother and aunt.

For while Happy and Ocean were busy staring into each other's eyes,

They'd forgotten that living in a joint family comes with a price.