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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣another rofling update .. Sherlock to Poirot all owe their talent to GandivDhari Arjuna .. I must say😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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"Elementary my dear Jyeshta bhrata, Bheem." Arjun finally intelligently unraveled true identity of Hidimba in a riveting denouement, paving way for future crop of Sherlock, Quinn and Poirot.

Even Lord Ganesha stopped writing Mahabharat for few moments when Vyaasa narrated this story. Ganesha was dazzled by sheer brilliance of Arjun's reasonings and the ensuing pause gave enough breathing space to Vyaasa to think of next stanzas.

OMG OMG 😆😆🤣

We felt that this historical moment of first detective of the world was cut rather unceremoniously in editing. We approached Ashok, director of StartBharat and secured the unabridged version of this glorious event which is described below.
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I now I will start laughing while reading Sherlock Holmes also😆
The reporter Vijay apologises for misinformation on Bhagvan Vrikodar. His track has ome to an end in today's episode..
Finally we got the glimpse of the statue of Bhagvan Vrikodar.

😆😆

O stopped reading your OS from my office you know why..

My colleagues started thinking seriously that I have gone mad 😲

Anyway hats off to your writing skill cotty👏

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Posted: 11 years ago
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@cotswolds "The way Hidimb built
suspense over this Bhagvan, I imagined him to
be ferocious, scary with deep red tongue
hanging from mouth, with blodshot, cruel red
eyes, severed head in one hand and blood
dripping scythe in other, sporting a beard
stubble which accentuates his ugly look.[B][/B]"
hilarious discription.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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i found the entire rakshsa wedding funny not sure if iit was supposed to be funny or serious
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Posted: 11 years ago
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😆😆 Its awesome. So Detective Arjun did not get obvious clues that she is rakshasi huh ? 😉

I love Agata Christy. I have read all novels and Marple is my favourite.

Taking cue from CID, Lord Krishna's son Pradyumna is to be roped in to unfold this mystery along with his mentor Arjun in StarBharat.

😆 So is Mahabharat Arjun a new Chitrole saab of Krishna's ACP Pradyman ?

Do you like CID ? I watch CID regularly but do not like it anymore.

Do you like Karna ? Please write about him. He is a cutie. ❤️

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Pooja--

😆😆 Its awesome. So Detective Arjun did not get obvious clues that she is rakshasi huh ? 😉

I love Agata Christy. I have read all novels and Marple is my favourite.

Taking cue from CID, Lord Krishna's son Pradyumna is to be roped in to unfold this mystery along with his mentor Arjun in StarBharat.

😆 So is Mahabharat Arjun a new Chitrole saab of Krishna's ACP Pradyman ?

Do you like CID ? I watch CID regularly but do not like it anymore.

Do you like Karna ? Please write about him. He is a cutie. ❤️


Thanks Pooja. I love Marple too but many times find her village parallels to solve the crimelittle unconvincing. I rather rely on little grey cells of Poirot or gut instincts os Satterthwaite... one of not so popular sleuth. But marple's . The mirror cracked from side is one of my all time favorites.

Yup I gloss over cid but no great fan.. After watching my feeling usually is not different from acp.. Zaroor kuch gadbad hain with cid cvs. 😊

Edited by Cotswolds - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Sabhayata

i found the entire rakshsa wedding funny not sure if iit was supposed to be funny or serious


I agree. They wanted to make it funny I suppose.. but they instead ended up ridiculing it. They should have assembled larger crowd for this important event. Instead they had a handful of clueless people, attempting reluctant dance. They seemed to be looking for direction from director rather than watching marriage. The less said about priest the better. And that feather broom.. I have exactly similar one which we use to clean TV screen. It was kiddish and unimaginative direction at its best. Even bhagvan Vrikodar hung his head in shame.
Only positive for me was that both hidimba and bheem looked good.

The precap shows delivery over weekend but failed to break vyaasa's record of quickest born baby. While Bheem must be ecstatic over weekend for becoming proud father.. Our sallu mian on the other hand, is not too happy with lukewarm response to Jai Ho.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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😆😆Oh God this is sooo funny 🤣🤣
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PART FIVE
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"Keshav, you have put me in this grave danger and you must show me a way out of this. I can no longer endure my friend, Drupad's loud, defeaning voice. He screams in my ears." Dronacharya pleaded Krishna.

King Drupad was overjoyed since Krishna's visit. He had found peace with Dron and more importantly with himself. And now feeling rejuvenated, his ear-splitting voice had found a new edge.. a new vigour.

"Drupad does have a powerful voice." Krishna thought."His laughter can easily drown a clamor of thousand conches and drums. His whisper is louder than wailings of hundred baby Meghanaads.His casual talk can be easily heard over a tumult of my 16000 wives when they gather together and gossip." The thought of gossiping wives led Krishna to unconsciously cup his hands over his ears.

Drona continued."Madhusudan, I was ready to be beheaded, but you prevented it. And now see the plight of this Parshuram Shishya. My friend Drupad has formed a horrific habit of hugging me repeatedly and screaming 'Mitra, mere Mitra' in my ears.
The thunderous Varunastra shooting from his mouth wets my face and assails my ears. I have developed a partial hearing loss. If this continues, I may soon have to take lip reading lessons."

Krishna was alarmed at this unexpected turn of events. He could not let Drona take lip reading lessons.It would have put his entire careful planning of Kurukshetra in jeopardy. Drona could then easily decipher Yudhisthira's lips. Dwarika was sponsoring that gluttonous,heavy elephant Ashwathama on Krishna's insistence and it had put a big burden on Dwarika's treasury. Balrama and other ministers were already questioning the cost. The plan had to work.

Drona continued. "I am expert on vedas, divyastras,vyuha formations. Even Indra is afraid of me and yet I am all humbled, vanquished by onslaught on my ears by Drupad. My secret Brahmananda weapon has also failed to protect me. O mighty wielder of Kaumodaki mace,, I surrender to you.."

Krishna sighed. His loyal Kaumodaki had suffered a serious fracture while sustaining assault from Drupad's vocal chords and it now required extensive restorative work. On the other hand, his Discus preferred to remain in hiding than to face Drupad's yellings. Krishna was very upset with the Discus.

"Lucky me. The only reason I can withstand Drupad is because he has turned into my devotee. He stands with folded hands, emotional, unable to utter a word. Being Lord of universe certainly has its own advantages."
The thought pleased Krishna.

This was about to change though. Krishna had learnt that Drupad was taking secret singing lessons and had planned a surprise entertainment week when Drupad would unleash loads of devotional songs on unsuspecting Krishna.

Krishna, the greatest strategist, eager to avoid this entertainment at all costs, had already planned a hurried exit to his beloved Dwarika.

In Geeta, Bhagwan only mentioned 'Patram,Pushpam,phalam,toyam.' It is not mandatory for Bhagwan to accept devotional songs.


"But, who knows, this hearing loss may be blessing in disguise.I will be able to turn a deaf ear to Duryodhan and Dhritarashtra." Drona added wistfully.

Krishna suggested to perform penance for a boon from Shiva. Drona was not convinced. He was hesitant to invest a couple of years in austere life of the forest just to protect ear-drums from Drupad.
Also Shivji was famous for taking tough tests of his devotees and expected voluntary donation of eyes or head before getting pleased.

They saw Dhrishtadyumna and greeted him warmly.
"Sorry, what did you just say?" Dhrishtadyumna removed cotton balls from his ears and apologised. " I was with Pitashri. Forgot to remove these afterwards."

Edited by Cotswolds - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
Haha that was fun!! Yeah Draupad sure yells a LOT!! 😆😆😆😆😆

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