Bani Walia wakes up in the morning and gets an unmarked CD through which she gets to know that her husband, Jai Walia had spent the night with her sister Pia, who in turn is married to Jai's foster son, Pushkar who had previously run away with Jai's fianc on their wedding day!😆
Jai's maternal aunt, lovingly known as Massi, does a quick-fix Shraadh for her Munna and then asks Tony what is there in Breakfast and meanwhile plans a "small" party in the evening. Why? Because that horrid little stain on her White Sari finally got removed. That does call for a celebration, isn't it?
Jai's best friend, Tarun Sablok comes calling and tells Bani to dump Jai and marry him, only to be informed later that the poor dude suffers majorly from OCD and proposes marriage to anything that moves.
Later in the day, Pia conceives and tells Mr. Vollaya that she is pregnant with his child. But fails to explain how she could get impregnated within 24 hours of copulation.🤔
Bani sees a deadly "Raaz" behind the closed doors of a room in Walia Mansion and sets out to explore it. Sadly, it only contains some rather insidious love letters exchanged between her later Father-in-law Uday Walia and Massiji.😉
Rano goes into labour in the 1st month of her pregnancy and gives birth to a bonny baby and oh yes, dances in joy, plays Holi and joins office too. All in the same day.😛
Bani and Tarun decide to uncover the dirty secrets of Jai Walia, but discover that while JW due to his over the hill age had just dozed off on the bed, it was really, Tony, the WM Butler who happened to share the night with Pia. Not that it still explains Pia's miracle pregnancy.😕
Pushkar comes and tells Bani that he has 5 Crores with him and that they should start of doing a business together. Maybe open a Detective Agency, what with Bani's natural sleuthing skills. Tarun offers to join as legal advisor, only problem being, he hasn't seen the face of a Court since he was debarred by the Bar Council of India.🤢
Jai decides that enough is enough, he has to go and tell Bani the truth about his illegitimate relations with Pia. Unfortunately, he goes at a time, when Tarun is about to kiss. No, not Bani. Rather with Pushkar who has suddenly discover that the World is indeed a better place, minus women.😆
In the meanwhile, Saahil gets murdered. No, nobody bothered to wipe out that insignificant piece of ant, he just tripped on his shoelace and fell in the boiling hot cauldron of oil in which Raashi was frying the "Bhajiya" for her husband who had refused to come home from the Temple.👏
Ranveer decided that Raashi had enough of frying "Bhajiyas" and "Bhejas" for now and its time that he left that Glycerine Factory and revert back to safe and happy bachelorhood, singing Bhajans and putting syp cameras in people's bedroom. How do you think Ranveer earned his reputation as the "Kinky Sanyasi?"😉
Pia is back from her Gyneac and tells Bani rather copiously, that she is in the 14th month of her pregnancy and that the Sonography of her womb showed the child's structure akin to that of a Camel.😆
Jai decides that he looks cuter in a Burkha and becomes a cross-dresser while Bani decides that a mental asylum is a far better bet than staying in WM and moves there bag and baggage. The Rats are far cooler company than JW! (At least they don't snore at night!😕)
As she is leaving, she gets a call from heaven, from dear old Kiran Singhania Dixit who asks her, "And beta, how was your day today?" Bani replies in a bored tone, "The usual mum. Nothing EVER seems to happen at Walia House."🤢😆
Cheers,
MT
PS: Trying desperately to be both funny and sarcastic and it seems neither of the results have been achieved fully!😕
Kumkum Bhagya
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