"Chaar din? Itna sabra Dilawar mein kaha Jailor sahab. Woh toh bas apko yaha aadaab kehne aaya tha...aur bas."
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"Industry mein barbaad karne ke liye bohot log hain...RK ke kutte ke saath bhi kaam karoge toh aabaad ho jaoge"
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"Bittu ji, bujho toh jaane. Aisi kaunsi cheez hai jo RK nahi khareed sakta? (Bittuji - "Sir, aisi koi cheez hai hi nahi.")...Wrong Bittuji. Khud RK."
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"Ye chillar baazi Bittu G ke saath karna...RK to aaj kal mein Chand ki boli lagane wala hai"
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"Main insaan ka auda nahi, Aukat dekh kar baat karta hun."
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"Ek din inhi haathon se us madhubala ko yeh chudiyan pehnayenge"
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"Humne aapke dil mein rehne se inkaar kya kar diya, aapne humein jail mein band karwa diya...Aapse na sahi, par hume aapki iss mohabbat se mohabbat hai..mohabbat hai"
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"Itne Fans hai yaha fir bhi garmi hai. Yeh mausam ki garmi nahi...wardi ki garmi hai. Good...I like it."
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"Heroine banna hai??..main banata hun tujhe heroine..
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"Kisine itni shiddat aur mohabbat se hume yahan bheja hai... Ab toh iss saza mein bhi maza hai...Madhu-ba-la..
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"Jab Zindagi Mein Mohabbat Ya Nafrat Saare Intehaan Paar Kar De Toh Pagalpan Ban Jaati Hai.. Mohabbat Toh Tumse Kabhi Ki Nahi.. Par Toot Ke Nafrat Karne Par Tumne Majboor Kar diya."
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"Iss naacheez ko Rishabh Kundra kehte hai"
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"Jitna bhi mila, kaafi mila...Par neeyat nahi bhari, Ab bhi use aur tabaah karne ki Khwaaish Dil me liye hoon"
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"Ye Nafrat nahi aasaan...Ek Aag ka dariya hai...Aur doob ke jaaana hai"
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"Geele Hont Tere... lo Biwi.. Tum bi apne hoth geele kar lo.. Bure ki aadat daal lo...Sher ke saath agar rahogi toh peene ko dudh aur khane ko ghaas thodi milega.."
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"Tumhe kya laga RK tumhare saath suhaag raat manayega?...Tumhare jaisi 10 ladkiyan mere aagay-peeche ghoomti hai...Shakal dekhi hai apni?"'
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Bohat moti khaal hai.. abhi 5 minute pehle itni band bajai.. phir bhi.."
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"Jis ladki ki kamar par RK ka haath hota hai uske chehre par noor aur hoto par muskurahat apne aap aa jaati hai...smile karo na Biwi"
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"Sher aur sherni ki ladayi mein kutte refree nahi hote"
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"Na kisi ki dua hume kabool na kisi ki baddua manzoor. Hum apni marzi se jeete hai aur apni ada se marenge"
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"Biwi... yeh acid, zeher aur drugs ka mixture hai.. pee lo"
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"Biwi tumare paas 2 options hai...option 1. chup chap dawai le lo...option 2. chup chap dawai le lo"
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"Na biwi na...Abhi tak tumne itne ache kaam nahi kiye ki RK tumhe INAAM mein KISS kare"
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"Tum apne kapde khud badlogi ya main badlu?"
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"Khilona ho tum mera...aur main apne khilone ko tut te hue kaise dhekh sakta hoon Biwi?"
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"Mazaak ka toh nahin pata par Maza bohat aata hai"
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"Mujhe patti karne do BIWI..,agar infection ho gaya to mujhe apne favourite khilone ka per kaatna padega"
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"Yeh sharab jise tum mera ghamand samajhti ho mere liye ek raat se dusre din tak jaane ka zaariya hain"
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"ye bed dekha hai kitna bada hai...is bed par itni jagah hai ki hum dono ke beech ek choti car park ho jaaye, agar tum phail kar na so toh"
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"Kya hua biwi? koi Darawana sapna dekha kya?...sapne mein main aaya tha kya?"
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"Meri naa ka matlab aaj bhi naa hota hai"
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"Biwi agar tum RK ke dialogues chura ke bol rahi ho to theek se bolo... Respect do dialogs ko"
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"Tumhari saari ne mujhe pagal bana diya hai...warna insaan hum bhi kaam ke the"
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"Sassurji apne damad ko ashirwaad dijiye na lambi umar ka...ya apni beti ko de dijiye sada saubhagyawati rehne ka"
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"Muddai Laakh Bura Chahe To Kya Hota Hai?...Wahi Hota Hai Jo Manzoore RK Hota Hai"
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"I love u mere katil papa"
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"Main apne sawalon ke jawab ke liye saari zindagi intezaar kar sakta hu...mazaak kar raha tha...RK intezaar karta nahi, Karata hai"
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"Mera dialogue abhi pura nahi hua hai biwi...aur mujhe pasand nahi ki koi mera dialog beech mein kaate"
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"Jaanti ho mujhe aakhiri baar sshhh kab kiya gaya tha?...jab main senior KG mein tha"
..."Biwi kitni Talented ho tum...itni dur baith kar bhi mujhe irritate kar rahi ho"
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"Tum ja sakti ho...Thank you...Get lost"
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"Ye Bhatia Group of Badmash Company keechad hi aisa hai..Thodi der iske aas paas reh lo to apne kapde bhi maile lag jaane lagte hai"
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"Biwi bahut hi filmy dialog tha...Jaan abhi bhi dard ho raha hai?...khuda kare tumhare saare dard mujhe mil jaaye"
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"Jahan tak main jaanta hu Patil ka sense of humour itna acha nahi hai ki wo tumhe joke sunaye aur tum der tak us joke ko yaad kar ke hasti raho"
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"Agar govt rone pe Tax laga de to tum to hamara ghar ek mahine mein bikwa dogi"
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"Ab ek khoobsurat si love story likhi jayegi...Padhna zarur, Dekhna zarur - RK KI LOVE STORY!"
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"RK ka haath hai...Ab jab sher ke muh mein gaya hi hai to Jaan aur Zubaan dono kheech ke bahar layega"
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"Jo khel tumne shuru kiya tha usay khatam maine kiya...Isliye picture abhi baaki...Nahi hai Madhubala...Sab khatam"
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"Meri film mein writer, director, producer, kisi ko pata nahi hota ki the end kya hoga...Kyonki film ka the end main khud banata hu...RK banata ha
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"Paglon ki si nafrat...Paglon ka sa ishq...Paglon ka sa Junoon...Dono ne milkar kya khoob nibhaya - Madhubala Ek Ishq Ek Junoon"
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"Madhu!...Ex-biwi..Ex for Experienced ya phir Extinct...kya kheech laaya tumhe yaha? ki yehi kahin aas paas main aayi thi to socha chalo thodi beizzat hote chalun, haan?"
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"Knock knock! Shaitaan ka naam liya, RK hazir!"
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"Naam hi RK hai, kya kar sakte hai...RK - Right Kameena"
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"RK kabhi theek nahi hota ..ya toh bahut acha hota hai ya bahut bura"
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"Nahi wo nahi...wo jo ghar pe bhi hai, Irritating si...Jise main baar baar OUT OUT kehta rehta hu"
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"Mere piyaa gaye rangoon...Wahan se kiya hai telephoon...Mobile tod gaya...Right Kameena Aflatoon"
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"jahan tak main jantu biwi, normal toh main kabhi tha hi nahi"
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"Dipali kaun si drugs le rahi ho aaj kal? Mujhe bhi taste karana...Main bhi toh dekhun bewakuf banne ke baad kaisa feel hota hai"
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"Biwi tum ye acchi tarah se jaanti ho, main Right Kamina zaroor hoon, lekin zeher se bhara King Cobra nahi"
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Biwi maana ki woh ek Gangster hain, par itni izzat toh tum humein de hi sakte ho ki hum aadmi bohot kaam ke hain"
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"Hum Aah bhi kare toh humne khata ki...aur woh Katl bhi kare toh bolna padega Waah kya Ada thi!!!"
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"Jab kuch samajh na aaye toh samjh lo RK aa gaya hai"
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"Biwi agar tumne iss aawaaz ko nahi pehchana to tumhe kaan rakhne ka koi haq nahi"
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"Par tumhe pyaar ho gaya aur tum gir gayi...Bahut neeche gir gayi...U FELL in love, hai na?"
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"Biwi chaand pe jaa raha hoon, suna hai wahan pyaaz saste milte hain, kitne kilo leta aaon?!"
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"Bittoo ji rona band kariya warna Madhu ko mauka mil jayega.. aur meri shirt pe daag lag jayega"
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"RK Film Industry se nahi, Film Industry RK se chalti hai..!"
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"Aur us sapne mein tumne mujhe aadha ullu bante dekha...aur jab aankh khuli to tum mujhe poora ullu banane chal padi"
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"Hum to marenge Sanam...Tumhe bhi nahi chodenge"
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"Kaptan sahab.. Aaj raat ko jab aap apne liye drink banaye to ek chota sa jaam RK ke naam ka bhi bana lijiyega... Naam mein hi bahut nasha hai !"
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"Bittoo ji apni bhabhi ji se keh dijiye ki wo apna haath hata le... Kahin wo is umeed mein to nahi hai ki main inse kahunga- Madhu main tumhare bacche ka Baap banne wala hu"
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Madhu ke sath roz roz shoot kar ke main bore ho gaya hoon.. ghar pe set jaisa, set pe ghar jaisa lagta hai... Kisi aur ko bulaiye..maa,bhaii,baap,behan,villain koi bhi..."
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"Madhu hum ek kaam karte hai...Hamari film ka naam badalkar - 'Madhubala ek Pooja aur RK ek Karbooja' rakh dete hai, hai na?"