Top 10 ways to avoid RAPE-
1. Don't live in India -
Migrate to Bharat
instead.
(Courtesy - RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat)
2. Don't eat chowmein.
(Courtesy - Khap Panchayat)
3. Don't go out with boys in the night.
(Courtesy - Abu Azmi of Samajwadi
Party).
Better still - go on self imposed house-arrest.
4. Don't wear jeans.
Fashion is strictly
prohibited. (Courtesy - too many
people to mention)
5. Get married when you are 16years old. (Courtesy -
Khap Panchayat)
6. Don't use mobile.
(Courtesy - Some
Panchayat in UP)
7. Don't cross Maryada (Courtesy -
MP Minister Kailash
Vijayvargiya)
8. Say NO to anything
remotely connected to western culture
(Courtesy - RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat)
9. Perform puja to put "stars" in
correct "position".
(Courtesy -Chhattisgarh Home Minister Nanki
Ram Kanwar)
And if everything
mentioned above
fails and you are still being raped, here is the last weapon
10. Call your rapist
"Bhaiya".
(Courtesy - Spiritual Guru Asaramji
Bapu)
That ought to STOP THE RAPE!
via The Frustrated Indian.