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Kools reporting from base : Onir punished in PR
Yup . Onir's license to practice was suspended by court today . But now for the hilarious part
Sachu told the judge in court that it was true that Onir swapped the babies but with a motive of bhalaai 🤣 He expected courts to understand bhalaai motives . He expected the judge to have X ray vision and see right through the actions of criminals .
Sachu's assistant phoned Prince Arjun and told him to get fast to court and testify on Onir's behalf that he had a motive of bhalaai in the swapping . The Prince immediately agreed coz he did not want his buddy punished and swap many , many common stories of Sanskaari Purvi with him over coffee .
So the Prince drove fast but there was an annoying traffic jam . So he ran .🤣 Yea , he huffed and puffed just as he had run behind the tram in Kolkata at Sanskaari Purvi's bidding .
But alas ! He reached too late . The judge , unimpressed with Sachu's bhalaai logic had already ruled that Onir's medical license must be cancelled .
So Sanskaari Purvi wept Hoo Hoo Hoo on his chest by catching his blazer and flooded it with the wetness of her tears while her buddu husband was tearing his hair elsewhere .
Baba Manav saw this 🤣 and pursed up his lips with displeasure and disapproval . His Archana would have never behaved like this . She would have never let Satish or Jaywant touch her , ever . She was very very holy that way . So holy that the Baba was rather frightened of her holiness .[ How i wish that the Baba had taken a picture on his mobile and shown it to Pope Sulochana .]
Telu celebrated with champagne at home . He was in a very good mood and looking younger with the hair cut . [ He was rather tired of oiling his hair everyday so he had experimented with a hair cut .] He told Punni he was not gonna divorce her coz though she hadn't got Sulochana's house she had given him the CD that had sent Onir to jail. Punni was relieved and khush . Telu often gave her his credit card when he was in a good mood . She however decided against asking him that as she did not want to push him too much .
Sunny gave Vampire Ruchi a ride on his bike . Ruchi looked beautiful while sobbing but ahem when the teeth revealed all like the vampires . Sunny thought Ruchi was innocent to sob for her granny . And we all know how men fall for sobbing , innocent women .
Teju had a spat with gundas in the market . Soham heard it and drove the gundas away by doing lots of filmy herogiri . When he heard Teju was a brawl lover like himself , he was pleased . It runs in the family , he felt . He liked the sister who loved brawls like himself .
Manju gave Pope Sulochana good . She said that the TV had ensured that whatever little izzat of the Karanjkars was left was destroyed . Her grand son in law Onir had mixed loads of mitti in the izzat and that chawl cats would now harass Manju .
Damo , Savita and Baba Manav had a family meeting . Damo opined that some one MUST tell Ovi that its not innocent Pari's fault . He felt for Arjun coz Arjun had it seems apologised . He also suggestively told Baba Manav that ' had Archana been there' ...and left the sentence half way like a chaalu .
Baba Manav was jolted bcoz of that chaalu suggestion . He completely forgot that he had just seen Arjun and Purvi in each others arms outside the court just today . He promised his drunkard dad to talk to Ovi .
The Pre cap shows Onir and Sanskaari Purvi leaving the chawl with Pope Sulo watching sadly from her verandah . She hated to lose her Ramu kaka and had grown rather fond of him . Actually she could have saved him if only she had given her house to Mittal the organ trafficker but the Pope was very very strict about her cathedral . Thousands of such Ramu kakas could come and be gullotined but the cathedral must live on was her principle .
Verdict of the Day : Purvi has completely destroyed Onir .
Want of the day : Ovi to initiate the divorce and a new male lead for her .
Hope of the day : A scene in which all the brawl lovers of the Deshmukh family ...Savita , Teju and Soham enjoy themselves thoroughly in a roadside brawl .
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy guys and ciao .
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