Kools reporting from base : Purvi pregnant with Arjun's child in PR
Yup . Revealed today . Finally . It seems Sanskaari Purvi and Prince Arjun could not wait one day more for their wedding , they wanted to ...do it ...so urgently . And in cottages where one takes shelter where there is protection guys . And chemist shops were also not nearby . They did ahem guys and Sanskaari Purvi then sacrificed Prince Arjun like a goat [ who had become a lamb by then bcoz of the ahem] and then fled the city after becoming pregnant by passing it off to her family as if she is leaving the city so that Ovi and Arjun have a happy marital life .
What happened
After Sanskaari Purvi and Prince Arjun took shelter in that cottage from the rain , Prince Arjun noticed that his sanskaari fiancee was sneezing bcoz of the ...er ...innocent , sanskaari dance in the rain . So he lit a fire for her .
Then both sat warming themselves near the fire .
While warming themselves Prince Arjun noticed how the wet clothes clung to Sanskaari Purvi's body . The man in him was aroused guys . The ...er ...sleeping [ or hormonal?] tiger woke up .
Sanskaari Purvi also noticed how Prince Arjun was looking sneakily at her . She also became conscious . She wanted to cover her bosom [ i guess Prince Arjun was staring there a lot] so she went to remove the dupatta which she had hung for drying only to find that it had got tangled in a nail .
Now Prince Arjun did not want her to put that dupatta back so soon , as he had other ideas . So he immediately hurried to her and did fast work guys .
Sanskaari Purvi also responded to it . She had been wanting to throw the sanskaars to the wind for a long time . She wanted to freak out .
Er ...the song was not Roop Tera Mastana , something current, but the scenario was same . As the fire burnt brightly , the unbridled paasion of ARVI also got inflamed is the story .
Result ? Sanskaari Purvi became pregnant . Yeah guys , the pavitra bachcha wobbling in her tummy is Prince Arjun's and she is not 6 months preggo but 7 months . And she intends to tell no one about this ...such a dark horse is our Sanskaari gal . All for bhalaai of Ovi .
Some Questions and Observations
Does Onir know or is the child passed off as his for... .er ...bhalaai of Ovi ?
Will CVs clarify plzz which sanskaar it is to have unprotected sex one day before marraige , give the fiancee up after that , insist he consummate the loveless marraige although thankfully it was still unconsummated and this fact was spoken out aloud in a public party instead of admitting the serious mistake and filing for a speedy divorce and marrying ASAP ? We r super puzzled about this sanskaar so explain to us plzzz?
Now u guys understood why Prince Arjun was just not getting angry with Sanskaari Purvi's atrocious demands and listening to everything. The tiger had tasted blood guys . đ Mystery solved .
Er ...has Onir buckled and followed her to Mumbai for the same reason .đ Has she done the same number on him.
Why has Sulochana been sent to a pilgrimage exactly at this point ? This fact needs to come out publicly in front of Sulochana and Archana as they cited their parvarish and sanskaars as the best .
So we request CVS to bring her back ASAP and do this
Purvi to meddle once more in Punni's matter and this should really infuriate Punni this time who exposes her publicly in front of Archana , Sulochana and the Deshmukhs .
We also request CVs not to turn Onir negative and blacken him as it will be a waste of time ...nothing will whiten Purvi's deeds .
We request CVs not to blacken Ovi more by showing that she is carrying someone else's baby as even this will not whiten Purvi .
Rather we request Ovi to take initiative in divorcing Arjun this time and leaving for Canada with the baby and focussing on her career .
ARVI can get married and Ovi's baby can return after a leeap /
This way no baby dies , ARVI can be united and no character is blackened more .
But the Deshmukhs should ban ARVI and Sulo and Archana should be shred by Manju .
All we want is Archana accepting that self righteous confidence of a superb parvarish is wrong .
We also wanna see Purvi slapped .
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy guys and ciao .