Manav invites everybody for lunch

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Posted: 13 years ago
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(Sunday at Deshmukhs'. Manav has invited Arjun, Poorvi, Ovi, DK and Teju for lunch. Archana, Sachin are also present)

DK- Mujhe badi khushi ho rahi hai ki aaj saalon baad lunch mein kuch achha khane ko milega

Sachin- pata nahi..hamari maid ne banaya hai sab kuch..achha hoga ki nahi pata nahi (in fact Archu has made it)

(Archana has tears in her eyes. Manav looks at her. Back ground music plays: meri zindegi hai kya ek kati patang hai)

Teju- aye ..khana aunty ne banaya hai..maid ne nahi'samjha'

Ovi- Thank God baba ne aaj khane pe 'US' aurat ko nahi bulaya

Manav-bilkul..US se koi aurat aayi nahi yahan 😆

DK- Haaila..US se auratein mangwate ho kya Manav? 😆

Arjun-Baba thodi der keliye aap auraoton ki baat chhodenge..jab dekho tab aurat aurat..

DK- tujhe kaise pata chalega beta..teri maa ke jane ke baad kitna tarasta raha hun main..US ki na sahi koi typical Marathi mil jaye to meri aish ho jaye...😆 (staring towards Archana)

Manav- DK..saale nazron ko sambhal ke istemaal kar..warna teri aankhen nikal ke gotiyan khelunga main

(Another scene. Ovi and Arjun are together. Poorvi is sitting nearby)

Ovi- Pata hai Poorvi..pehle main sochti rahi..Arjun tere upar lattu ho raha hai..phir mujhe pata chala..woh tujhe kitni nafrat karta hai..chalo Arjun Poorvi ko dant ke dikhao na..jaise office mein dant lagate ho..please na

Arjun-are koi wajeh bhi to chahiye..

Ovi-aise hi danto na..nahi to main ro dungi

Arjun- chalo koshish karta hun'Poorvi..tumse kitni baar kaha hai apni zulfon ko chehre ke upar girake rakho..mausam ki nazar lag jayegi to kya karogi..aur kitni baar tumhe kahun mere saamne mukhde ko aanchal mein chhipa ke rakho..meri nazar lag jayegi to kaun bachayega tumhe? Aur btw tumhe itni sundar banne ki kya zaroorat thi? Jo koi dekhta hai fida ho jata hai.. 😆

Ovi- Oye tum dant rahe ho ki line mar rahe ho Poorvi ko..(starts crying)

Arjun- oh sorry..par..fir se koshish karta hun

Ovi 'koi zaroorat nahi (hugs Arjun very tight. Poorvi stands up and moves to another place and starts crying with music Peeda Majha..)

(Another scene in kitchen. Manav is there with Archu)

Manav- Archana I know tumhe bura lag raha hai par

Archana- koi baat nahi'bahut garmi hai na aaj..

Manav- upar se tum ne yeh heavy saree pehen rakhi hai aur itna sara make up..kamaal lag rahi ho lekin..yeh wohi kitchen hai na..jahan main pichhe se aake tumhe baahon mein bhar leta tha aur kam se kam 30-35 kiss aur etc etc karne ke baad chhodta tha

Archana- ab yaad mat dilao'

Manav- kiss to thik hai par woh etc etc ko bada miss karta hun main 😆

Archana-chhi gande

Manav- kaash yeh waqt fir se wohin chala jata'main tum mein sama jata aur tum mujh mein sama jati..

(Song plays: Waqt ne kiya kya haseen sitam..Manav hugs Archana)

(sachin comes inside the kitchen and finds ArMan sharing an intimate moment)

Sachin- Baba aap ko sharm nahi aati is aurat ke sath muh kala karte hue

Manav- abe sharm tere baap ko nahi aayi thi teri maa ke sath shaadi se pehle muh kala karne mein..usi ka natija aaj tak bhugat raha hun main 😆

Archana-chhi Manav..aap ko aise nahi kehna nahi chahiye..aapko shravani ke bhavishya ke bare mein sochna chahiye

Sachin- tum ko meri aai ke bhavishya ke bare mein sochne ki zaroorat nahi..main Manav baba ko chin lunga duniya se aur meri aai shravani aai ke aanchal mein chhupa dunga

Manav-btw jahan tak maine suna hai Shravani sirf minis hi pehenti hai..us mein aanchal kahan se aayega..😆

Scene at the Dining Table. All are having lunch.

DK- bhai wah..khane ka swad hi kuch nirala hai..yeh khana jis ne apne haathon se banaya hai..uske haath kitne sundar honge..ungliyan to kamal ki hongi (looking towards Archana)

Manav- Beta DK khana kha le aur chalte ban

Archana- Poorvi ne meri madad ki hai khana banane mein

Arjun- achha tabhi main kahun khane mein yeh X factor kahan se aa gaya' 'ghar mein aisa khana bananewali biwi ho to koi bahar ki tandoori chicken kyon khayega..ghar ki daal bhi murgi barabar ho jayegi..

Teju- don't worry Arjun meri sis bhi achha khana banke degi tumhe

Arjun- jaise ki

Teju- bread, butter, jam , milk, paani aur haan she may try for boiled eggs as well 😆

Arjun- aaj main ek imp announce karne ja raha hun..jaise hi us aurat ke sath manav baba ka divorce ho jayega..Manav baba aur shravani aai ki shaadi ho jayegi

Manav- tune shravani se baat bhi ki hai kabhi'

Sachin- 10 saal pehle baat ki thi..abhi sab ke saamne bata karta hun

Manav- loud speaker on kar

(Sachin rings Shravani)

Shravani- hello kaun

Sachin- main sachin'

Shravani- meta beta..kaisa hai mera lal..10 saal baad yaad aayi apni aai ki'

Sachin- oh aai..tere bhavishya keliye hi din raat mehnat kar raha hun main

Shravani- mera bhavishya?'pehle apne bhavishya ka soch..job lagi kahin teri ki abhi bhi manav ke yahan moofat ki rotiyan tod raha hai

Sachin- meri chhod..main teri shaadi Manav baba se karwaunga..tujhe tera adhikaar milega..archana se baba ka divorce 4 mahine mein ho jayega..tu kahe to agle mahine tera sakhar puda rakhwa loon?

Shravani- beta shram haya naam ki koi cheez tere andar hai ya nahi? Ek 50 saal ki aurat ka sakharpuda karwaega?..wo bhi us aadmi ke sath jo din raat archana ka jaap karta hai..main abhi chaar dhamon ki tirth yatra karne nikli hun..😆

Sachin- par aai..

Shravani- maine socha mera beta mujh se phone karke yeh kahega ..main tere budhape ka sahara banunga'tere paas aake rahunga

Sachin- par tere bhavishya ka kya hoga..tujhe tere adhikaar kab milenge..

Shravani-ek doongi tere kaan ke niche..phone rakh. (disconnects)

Manav-to divorce rok diya jaye

Sachin/Ovi/Teju- nahiii

Manav- achha aap logon koi aitraaz nahi hoga na agar main apni is employee (pointing towards Archana) ke sath shaadi karun to

Teju- bilkul nahi..in fact main to yehi chah rahi thi ki aap dono ki shaadi ho.. Manav-to abhi matter ko seal kiya jaye inko ek kiss deke

Ovi ' go ahead baba..hum sab aap ke sath hai..is umer mein aapko itni gorgeous aur sexy biwi milegi kahan se..aur hamen bhi to ek maa chahiye

(Manav hugs Archana and tries to kiss her)

Archana- chhodo na..chhi gande..sab ke saamne

Arjun- shramaiye mat aunty'go ahead

(manav kisses archana 'all clap..while Sachin says'Nahiii)

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lunza thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 ...
awesome !
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Posted: 13 years ago
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SD bhai, u are asusual hilarious..🤣 And the song yeh wakt na kho jaaye, pyaar ka pal na beet jaaye.. Tum mujhme samjao aao hum ek ho jaaye..😆 I remember those old days of Arman, how the promo was out and everyone was making fun of the dialogues by Manav in the promo..🤣
The Cv's should take lessons from you.. Fantastic bhai. Keep it up.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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SD absolutely fantastic yaar especially the song too good 🤣..Buddy you are so needed here to lighten up the atmosphere in the Forum..Outstanding keep posting more and more.Cant get enough of it 😆
Edited by Jaishankar - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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👍🏼🤣awesome SD bhai,

after ages i have posted and all thanks to you, u brought back those good old days of PR where fun was unlimited.

cheer's
Akash
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Posted: 13 years ago
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ROFLLL this is too good🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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SD bhai...🤗

Where were you from so many months?
US se guests aaye the kya?😉😆
Do you even know i required your "expertise"😛 so desperately since so many days?😆


Even after so long your comic sense is like a breath of fresh air😊 in the otherwise stale conditions now...!
Simply awesome...! Great shot as usual..! And i think this is your first OS where you have included entire family! Great !
I was laughing all through the way! 🤣.🤣.🤣.🤣.🤣.🤣.
keep them coming...!!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Hi

Thanks everybody

@Akash..so happy to hear something from you my dear brother. As you reminded me of those good old days in PR forum, i feel bit emotional and bit nostalgic. I miss all of you esp Ali, Piya, Sid, Nisha, Taz, Monika, Casper, Mits, Devu.. I keep coming to this forum for reading Tanya's updates (since I dont watch the show any more). If you remember i told once, every good thing has to come to an end. So those days are over. I really miss them.

@Varun..thanks for the appreciation. ab post karne ko time nahi milta dost and more over PR forum is now divided and I don't like it

@Ashu and others..thanks for your response...
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Posted: 13 years ago
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😆
gr8 reply to the snake sachin
"Manav- abe sharm tere baap ko nahi aayi thi teri maa ke sath shaadi se pehle muh kala karne mein..usi ka natija aaj tak bhugat raha hun mai"
shravani ka bhavishya...adhikaar..og God can't laugh more🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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"Archana-chhi gande" lolz... Rolf.. LMFAO... Loved it ... Too good man.. 🤣

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