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Kools reporting from base : Punni's Sakharpuda Commences in PR
Prince Arjun and Purvi had a run down in office . Guess what guys . Purvi had given her mommy ARCHANA DESHMUKH a convenient OFF for the engagement without asking Arjun . Prince Arjun was bugged and said
So coz shes ur Mommy u gave her an off ! Hah !
So WHAT ? asked Purvi , true to her fighter genes . SO WHAT . WHY shud I ASK . I am in charge . And I'm doing her work na . So u got ur office work done in one way or the other na . Then WHATS UR PROBLEM MAN .
Prince Arjun felt zapped at her audacity . The full staff was listening ...and he felt horribly insulted .
But what will YOU understand about doing BUSINESS with JAZBAAT ...Purvi went on with a sneer . JAZBAATON KO TUM KYA SAMJHOGE ? What will YOU know about TEAMWORK , EMOTIONS , RISHTEY and JAZBAAT which keep a company afloat ? Coz I let my mommy go bcoz of TEAMWORK . While doing TEAMWORK we work for each other while one takes CHUTTI . But what will YOU understand ? You are EMOTIONLESS !
Prince Arjun was BAFFLED . He did not really understand WHAT this CRAP of EMOTIONS was in a professional area . He merely gave her some extra work and went away quickly to quell his throbbing headache .
Teju went with Sulo and Archu to Punni's SAKHARPUDA to camcord the event as an INDIAN memory after returnning Sulo's purse which she dropped on the road .
Manju and Archu greeted each other like LONG LOST SISTERS . Seeing the tears of REPENTANCE in Manju's PASCHATAAP BHARI EYES Saint Archu said
BAS BAS ...stop crying ! Or people will say AATE HI NANAND NE RULAYA .
Then there was appreciative laughter . Sulo BEAMED . Such happiness ! THIS is whats good for my ARCHU she thought . THIS PATCHING UP WITH MANJU . GOING BACK to that MANAV is SO BAD FOR HER . MANJU will do her a WHALE OF GOOD . May BAPPA STRENGTHEN THIS BOND and BREAK THAT BOND .
Sad Manav had pondered and pondered on Saint Archu's statement that she had NOT signed the divorce papers . He phoned Archu to ask her if THAT WAS TRUE . He then added that they could meet AGAIN .
Saint Archu looked furitively at her mom . She badly wanted to meet MANAV but she was scared of her mommy . What if Mommy SLAPS him she thought . And then puts him across her lap and PINCHES him . And what if she pulls his EARS . And TWISTS them . No no . Sad Manav is being BAD nowdays but he must be spared all this .
So she told MOMMY to go in with TEJU and secretly talked to Sad Manav . She told him she was in the midst of PUNNI"S ENGAGEMENT in TULSIDAS HALL and would meet him secretly AFTER the engagement by LYING to MOMMY .
Sad Manav felt a spate of emotions upon hearing that little Punni was getting married . Besides hearing SAINT Archu's voice made him PAGAL , quite PAGAL . She is so HOT when she sounds weepy and sad , thought SAD MANAV . MUST meet her Right away .
So on AAA music , Sad Manav drove fast down to Tulsidas Hall , gazing constantly at the FORGED signatures and THANKING the FORGERER . Coz this proved that Archana LOVED him STILL .
Chaalu Punni was exasperated when her two Karanjkar ATYAS started pulling her cheeks on HOW pretty she looked with EFFUSIVE JOY . Archu Atya even put KAALA TIKA on her so she should not get BURI NAZAR .
Humph , thought Chaalu Punni , monologuing in the mind . U did my TABAAHI by getting me married to this middle class cheapo and now ur CONGRATULATING me . WAiT I WILL TEACH U .
Meanwhile Archu Atya got a SECOND phone call from SAD MANAV . I think he is below , outside Tulsidas HALL .
Oh yea . Punni's SAAS asked Saint Archu the million dollar question ...WHERE is your PATI ?
All Karanjkars gulped .
Btw ALL Karanjkar women minus Manju were PATI LESS . Sulo , Archu , Vaishu ...ALL .
My comments :
Kala tika needs to be put on PRASHANT , not PUNNI . For marrying into this MADHOUSE . its the MALES who need KALA TIKA .
Manju SUDHAR GAYI but Punni will carry on the torch of troubling Archu Purvi seems to be the INDICATION .
Manav should NOT go inside to the engagement after Sulo has slapped Sachin .
Archu showed WRONG PRIORITIES again . On one hand she YEARNS for Manav . She should have gone immediately to TALK to him if she wants her marraige back THAT BAD .Punni and Manju can wait , they r not that important ...HER CHILDREN are . A dialogue with Manav means getting to be part of those childrens lives . Once more Archu proved that for her MAIKA comes FIRST inspite of her claims of LOVE .
Archu met Vandu and behaved VERY indifferently with her . Vandu is obviously a part of Manju and Vinod's life yet Archana did NOT Bother to keep contact with her and find about the children . The cordiality was purely from VANDU's side who STILL does VAHINI VAHINI . Archana seems happy with HER CLAN alone and for HER CLAN she potponed a meeting with Manav ...and an opportunity to get children back in some way .
Teju is MAD .😆😆😆 But better than PURVI .
And PURVI ???? I pitied Arjun and i pity DK MORE for having this namoona as a BAHU . She will bring his EMPIRE down .
Btw WHAT THE HELL do EMOTIONS and JAZBAAT have to do with OFFICE WORK ? Infact , is it not always suggested that we RISE above our emotions and show dedication to razor sharp professionalism ?
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy guys and CIAO .
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