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Kools reporting from base : Punni's marraige fixed in PR
Hahaha .😆😆😆 Chaalu Punni has been okayed by a dude named PRASHANT who is a PURCHASE MANAGER in a company and earns around 50000 per month . His parents were gushing over Chaalu Punni's fake demure demeanour. HONEWAALA cheerful SASUR told Vinod that
Your BETI is MOST SHARMEELI .
Vinod gulped , but was DELIGHTED . They then liked Punni SO MUCH , SO much that They gave their YES then and there itself and insisted that the ENGAGEMENT ...the SAKHARPUDA should be held that evening itself , with just close FAMILY MEMBERS .
Chaalu Punni was pissed . She vowed to take REVENGE by spreading NAFRAT for being COERCED in a marraige when she was destined to be QUEEN of Satin Bedsheets belonging to an old AMIR .
My comment : Cheerful Sasur does not know that its HE who is in DANGER . Little does he know that his sharmeeli bahu has a penchant for SUGAR DADDIES , not exactly the YOUNG as they earn far LESS . Hope Punni does not slip a sleeping pill in PRASHANT's glass of milk on SUHAAG RAAT and put DORAS on cheerful SASUR instead . She will simper and simper SO MUCH and show SO much sharmeelapan while doing unsharmeeli deeds that the next morning her SAAS will find Sasur signing away the Mumbai Flat on BAHU's name instead of HERS . We can SAFELY expect SAAS beating her chest and crying her eyes out while Sasur lookes even more CHEERFUL than ever .
Vinod , delighted , phoned Mom Sulo to tell her that Punni was getting MARRIED . Both SACHAAI KI DEVIS Sulo and Archu were SUPER GLAD that Vinod was hiding PUNNI's ATEET from the guy .
Just let her get married ! Sulo said , delighted that she was gonna party in the evening . She had MISSED partying since her 3 damads had fled and Vinod had left . The Salary of Archu and Purvi only satisfied her BASIC NEEDS .
They were SUPER happy to trick a non suspecting guy into a marraige with a girl who emulated hookers who milked men dry for MONEY and CONGRATULATED each other .
Not ONCE did they think of the GUY . Sulo even told Archu she looked PYAARI after dressing up .
My comment : I can excuse Vinod as he NEVER pretended to be mahaan and he is acting just like any normal , middle class , scared Dad will do . But WHERE is the honesty of these two DEVIS now ? They were gonna do CASE on Manav na , but can ANYONE do CASE on them for their unethical DEEDS ? No na ?
Btw , beautiful 54 year old Archu shud be careful . CHEERFUL SASUR of Punni may fall for HER .😉
SAINT ARCHANA stood before mirror after getting ready and reminisced about how MANAV lost his control after she DRESSED UP for going to FUNCTIONS . She imagined him holding her tight even NOW and yelled MANAV STOP !!!!!! and BLUSHED .
My comment : Archna should now KNOW what she wants . MANAV . So fine , go after him . Dump ur mom and stop being stressed out about ur REAL FEELINGS . If its Manav that u want Archana , dump ur mom , sister , and simply go to him and win him back by TAKING HIS HURT AWAY , not by JUSTIFYING ur mistakes saying YOU MADE NONE . Stay with him and ur kids . STOP being just a KARANJKAR .
Purvi the Fighter hen understood today that Prince Arjun has a heart of GOLD underneath all that arrogant bluster . He had donated 10 lakhs to an ORPHANAGE . She remembered how she had chided him for spending 7 lakhs on his mommy' painting .
WHO is this MAN ? she spoke like Lady MACBETH monologuing . SHAITAAN or BHAGWAAN ? PURAB or PASCHIM ? Who ? Who ? Who ?
He is a DILEMMA .
My comments : But YOU are no dilemma . You are PLAIN arrogant and need something KICKED . IN SHAPE .
Teju is enjoying herself THOROUGHLY in MUMBAI . She was fighting with RICKSHAW WALLAHS , eating VADA PAVS and went to visit that Jolly SARDAR estate agent DALJIT SINGH to ask him if a CHAWL had been found as she wanted to listen to CHAWL GOSSIP and stand in line filling BUCKETS of WATER at COMMON TAP . The crowd who witnessed her antics appreciatively called her a DABANG LADKI and DALJIT thought she was MAD .
My comment : WHAT r CVS trying to show ? That CHAWL LIFE is BETTER than a RICH Life ? Is this a WAY for all those rich to... .er ...RETURN TO THEIR ROOTS ? Before implying Teju is like Savita , CVS r now implying she is MORE LIKE ARCHANA and has INHERITED her love for A KHOLI and a POVERTY RIDDEN LIFE .😕😕
Manju met Vaishali in the market and begged FORGIVENESS . Vaishali FORGAVE . Mind u , Manju had EGGED Dharmesh on as he had GAGGED Vaishali . Its MANAV who Vaishali cannot FORGIVE .
My comment : Vaishali is too bugworthy to comment on .
PRECAP shows Teju saving Sulo's PURSE . And Manav phoning Archu and asking her if she REALLY DID NOT SIGN THE PAPERS .
Kools Signing off for the Day .Enjoy guys and CIAO .
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