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This letter is from Banta Singh of
Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject:
Problems with my new Computer,
-Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our
home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your
notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is
no "stop" button. We request you to
check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu.
One of my friends clicked 'run ' he ran
upto Amritsar! So, we request you to
change that to "sit", so that we can
click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-
scooter' is available in system? I find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at
my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not
working properly. My wife lost the door
key and we tried a lot trace the key with
this ' find' button, but was unable to
trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now
he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence',
so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse
and keyboard, but there is only one
icon which shows 'MY Computer':
when you will provide the remaining
items?
7. It is surprizing that windows
says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even
a single photo of mine. So when will
you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what
about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the PC at home only.
9. You provided "My Recent
Documents". When you will
provide "My Past Documents"?
10. You provide "My Network Places".
For God shake please do not
provide "My Secret Places". I do not
want to let my wife know whre I go
after my office hours.