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Kools reporting from base : Izzat aarti of Kholi Trio in PR 😆😆😆
Hilarious episode guys and it gets even more Hilarious tomorrow . Omg I laughed so much after so many days coz it was SO UNBELIEVABLE . What faaltoo NONSENSE was shown ....one minute guys my tummy is hurting 🤣 .Ok ...Ok .....I take a breath and type .
U see What happened was CAT EYES , the leader of the Corny Women , actually saw illegal Vaishoo FEEDING Baba Manav prasad coz his hands were not free as he held some bags . Unable to control herself , coz she is very SAAF DILWAALI and needs to say whats in her heart she said
CHEE CHEE ! Look now they r not even doing IT behind the Sari Curtains ! They r doing it in FRONT of all ! SHAMELESS DUO !
Ya ! said her two sidekicks who LOVED her zest for doing issues .
What BAKWAAS r u talking ! cried illegal Vaishoo who was totally taken unaware by this kind of filthy talk .
Acha ?So we talk BAKWAAS and what u do is not kissing behind saris but only MUKHWAAS ?
How CAN u talk like that , u horrid Woman ? asked poor Vaishoo , who was NO match for the fiery Catwoman , shaken .
How CAN u behave like that , u pregnant harlot ?
You are HORRIBLE !
You are IMMORAL !
Baba Manav gulped in fear . U see guys he had lived in a chawl ALL his life and he knew that it was POINTLESS to talk to such people .......that they NEVER stop . He wanted to run away before they started with their imaginations about his BEDROOM ANTICS with illegal Vaishoo , coz Baba Manav knew one thing PAKKA in his life .........Chawl People r very very CREATIVE .
C'mon Vaishoo Lets ...er ...GO . He said in a low voice . Inke MOOH nahi LAGNA .
Ha Ha , UPAR JAA KE SAALI KE MOOH LAG ! yelled Cat Eyes , jeering .
YA ! yelled her two aides , THRILLED .
Go Do Chumma Chummi to her Lipsticked Mooh ! Ladies see how he RUNS !
YA !!! nodded her two faithfuls , ther eyes GOGGLING at Baba Manav's speed . They had Never imagined that this handsome man cud run THIS fast .
As if he is a bear in HEAT !
YA !!!!!
Upstairs illegal Vaishoo WEPT . People r talking such FILTH about ACHE people like u and Me she sobbed . We r so ACHE . So SACHCHE . And BOORE people like Dharmesh , who r NUMBER one NALAYAKS r roaming around SCOT FREE with UNBLEMISHED characters .
YA said Baba Manav , nodding . Behen Vaishoo I think u must go and stay with my REAL aai whom I met recently . She is ur aai too . Sulochana jee .
But JEEJOO Why ??? said illegal Vaishoo , who HATED the thought of giving him and her Tai any privacy ever since HER Moments with dear Batatwada had been taken away so cruelly by Fate .
Coz u Don't know these kinda women .......whispered Baba Manav , breaking out in a sweat , wondering if they had CLICKED some photos all this while and were enlarging them RIGHT now so they cud be stuck on the walls of the common toilet . They r .......er ........Not LADIES as such Behen Vaishoo . Ur a LADY . A PREGNANT lady . U gotta think of ur Bachcha . Go to Slapochana's CHARAN .
Jaa Pakad Tu
Maa ke Charan
Ye Badnaami tab hi mitegi
jab tu Use jaayegi SHARAN !
JEEJOO ! wept Behen Vaishoo .
I am doing this all for ur IZZAT said Baba Manav , still feeling queasy about the photos . The creativity level in chawls was SO HIGH that he knew WHAT LEVEL photo tampering those people were capable off . U see Behen Vaishoo , I have personally zero izzat left but U STILL have some .SAVE IT !
Just then Aai Archoo came there and declared Behen Vaishoo was going NOWHERE .
She had been listening at the door and she came in , GODLINESS personified .
I have FULL trust on My PATI and My BEHEN she declared , her chin up . I care TOO hoots for the wagging tongues of Cat Eyes and her GANG .
This is OUR life .We shall live it the way WE WANT TO . Let tongues WAG .
Let tongues WAG
Let them NAG
Our spirit shall not SAG
Howmuchever they RAG !
She sang valiantly , her eyes blazing .
Poora Vishwas on U
I have o handsome Pati
For I am no soul ordinary
But a Genuine SATI !
I learnt all this at YOUR feet she said , looking up at him with devotion . All this YOU only taught me Baba Manav . And now ur legs r only doing DAG MAG ?
Inspite of THIS if u still wanna do what U were suggesting then I shall RESPECT ur wishes .........she said , drawing herself UP . I wudn't DREAM of going AGAINST ur wishes . Ur my PATI after all .
A woman gotta listen
Always to her Pati
Chaahe uski Maari jaaye
Neeyat ya MATI !
Aai Archoo ! cried Baba Manav , quite , quite overwhelmed . He caught her hands and wept , unable to meet her blazing, loving eyes . You SHOWED ME THE WAY ! Thank u Aai Archoo , Thank U ! U will ALWAYS show me the right path na Aai Archoo ? Ha ? U will na AAi Archoo ?
Always Baba Manav , ALWAYS ! said Aai Archoo lovingly .
Meanwhile the zealous Cat Eyes had not wasted a minute . She had stood on the road and gathered a crowd ...........people not just from THEIR chawl , but also from NEARBY chawls and gullies . She told them various tales of the immorality of Baba Manav and his saali and declared that ACTION needed to be taken by forming a committee . At the RATE they r doing it and the WAY they r doing it .........with DOORS OPEN ALL THE TIME , our children will stop watching po*n VIDEOS on the sly ! She declared with genuine worry .
Ya ! cried her aides , admiring the foresight of their friend .
We GOTTA PROTECT OUR CHILDREN ! C'mon guys , join me in PROTECTING our children !
We r with u ! Cat Eyes we r with u !
Yayyyy ! CAT EYES , CAT EYES , CAT EYES !
But how do we do that CAT EYES ? How do we protect our children ? Coz those guys will NEVER close the doors ! NEVVVER ! Even if u give them NOTICE !
I know . Trust me I KNOW . I gathered ALL this information by peeping thru their OPEN doors only didn't I ? We gotta THROW them out of our MOHALLA !
Ya !!!!!
Why don't U HEAD the committee Cat eyes ? U have our FULL backing !
Of course I will do this Social service , beamed Cat Eyes , her lovely light eyes shining as the men urged her to head them . Infact , lets do a big HUNGAMA so they r forced to flee right NOW !
And so they all started shaking their fists and yelling by looking towards The KHOLI TRIO's ROOM . It was a mini RALLY guys .
Guess who joined the rally guys . Our Evil old sport Rassi who has strangely been taking a lot of interest in these rumors of Baba Manav's so called AFFAIR . Infact guys if u notice Rassi is nowdays a LOT in that area , checking on these rumors . I suspect SHE is the source and checks daily how far PROJECT RUMOR is going .
Whats going on ? She asked Cat eyes in a friendly way coz she recognized and admired one from her own flock .
We r CLEANING up the mohalla by making ur Bahu's Brother FLEE Cat Eyes informed her . I feel so sORRY for u dear sister for having such DIRTY relatives . So THIRD CLASS . So IMMORAL . So SHAMELESS . U seem such a noble , HIGH CLASS soul , like me . How did u do RISHTEDAARI with these LOW LIVES ?
What to do said Evil Rassi , tears welling up in her eyes for meeting someone so understanding . NASEEB . KISMET . I too am FED up of them Cat BEHEN .
Don't u worry , We will get rid of them for u said Cat eyes , quite emotional now that Rassi had called her BEHEN . We will protect ur STATUS Rassi Behen . We will WHIP Baba Manav with a chabuk on his butt as he runs with his suitcase . You will get a DOUBLE treat . U just stick around for an hour more , ok ?
Ok Ok said Rassi delighted . She wanted to kiss Cat Eyes wrist .
Meanwhile Wise Ajit and Shibu came by and they were ZAPPED to see the rally and Cat Eyes and his mom hobnobbing animatedly about which kind of whip hit the sharpest when swung while pursuing a fleeing man . Since the women were busy arranging these practical details , the men supplied him with the story .
Baba Manav is fornicating around , they informed him jealously as they were stuck with their same old wives . The Dude is gonna be thrown out of the mohalla . The women r now arranging the practical details . Some want to whip him while as he flees while some feel just pulling his pant down as he runs is fine .
What ! cried Wise Ajit ,aghast .
Darling Shibu , the fiercely loyal Hanuman of Baba Manav started fighting with the chawl men for tarnishing his RAm's character .
But Wise Ajit somehow managed to pull him away and told him to restrain himself as they were MANY and he was one . Dear Shibu , just stand here and control urself till I go upstairs and call the TRIO down to diffuse this situation , ok ? Shibu PROMISE me !
Poor Shibu wept and promised coz he and Wise Ajit were thrown a lot together due to work and there had grown a bond between them . He contented himself by showing the middle finger to the men instead of throwing himself at them and breaking their heads .
TOMORROW we see SAVITA [ Aha Aha AHA ! } the RIGHT person jumping in the fight to take on CAT EYES . She was passing by and saw the rally and her MAA BLOOD BOILS...... this was RIGHT up her alley .
Guys tomorrow CAT EYES meets her match and NEMESIS . Go Savita go ! Catch the tresses of Cat eyes and shake them hard and roll on the ground with her while kicking her u know WHERE !😉 We r with u darling !
Oh yeah . Did I tell u Batatwada ran away to the Kudi once more to spend some time and do ARAM ? He switched off the phone and asked her tiredly WHY the hell she had surfaced in the SHANTI POOJA .
Coz I was worried about U Batat darling ........said the Kudi , thrilled he was staying . So worried . U come to vist me such a LOT nowdays but ur never STIRRED to do it if u know what I mean darling . U hardly wear ur orange shorts nowdays . U only stare at the CEILING .
Thats coz I am TIRED said Batatwada reflectively . I think of LIFE nowdays . And KARMAS . I'm gonna join a GEETA class Kudi . I need to study our ancestors and the sages . I think Ive had my FiLL of life . business , money , pretty wives , children , sex ........I've seen it all . I need something MORE now . And oh ......btw Kudi .........
Yes ?
God EXISTS . He really does .
And Batat threw himself on the bed and stared at the ceiling once more , withdrawing himself from the outer world . He wanted to leave his MAA , Vaishu , Kudi , Varun , Decent Satish .........all behind and only commune with God .
My Comments
1] Archu was right in what she said . But Manav was practical in his decision . Depends on how u look at the situation . A pregnant Vaishu cannot handle the stress of SACH ki LADAAI especially if it gets this stressful and ugly .
2] Savita is the right person to handle Cat Eyes .
3] The corny women shud have taunted Manav about his neglect of his old mom , not this stupid fabricated story . The CVS take my ideas but use them in silly way .
4] Manav thinks so deeply of Vaishu's state of mind , izzat etc .Doesn't spare a thought for his mother .
5] The MARWADIN is right to feel RAGE now against her bahu who has ZERO manners to even INFORM her about her absconding sprees . Even I feel it as I watch how shabbily Vaishu treated her saas by saying UR MOM is ur PROBLEM . I hope Vaishu gets a sharp blasting .
6] Clearly Manav is being butchered so Archana hogs the glory .See the dialogue .........U SHOWED ME THE RIGHT WAY . What about Sushant fans CVS ? Those who started seeing the show coz someone ...a male lead gained more poularity than TULSI and PARVATI ? Isn't this cheating them ? Since Ankita has become Sushant's fiancee Sushant may not mind the plum role being given to her and settle for this butchering of Manav is the fear among viewers . Give us our Manav back . By all means make Archana shine but give us our Manav back .
Kools signing off for the day ..............Enjoy guys .I hope u laugh . Ciao .
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