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Kools reporting from base : Dharmu's Sachaai Stretches unlimitedly
FLIGHT OF BATATWADA
. Decent Satish firmly told Batatwada that he wanted to take him to their Saas's house , confront Vaishali and see for himself what the HELL was going on as he didn't believe Batatwada any more . He had enough of these lies he met every where . Batatwada grinned with a glazed , frightened look in his eyes and stammered that he had to USE THE WASHROOM .😆😆😆😆
Sure said Decent Satish politely and started reading some mags .
Batatwada went in the bathroom and relieved himself as Decent Satish's presence often made him pee nowdays . The 50% shares owned by Decent Satish danced before his eyes whenever Decent Satish asked him about his marital problems with Behen Vaishoo . Then Batatwada slowly opened the door and stood for a long time , peering sneakily at Decent Satish .😆😆😆😆 Then he had a BRAIN WAVE .
He took his shoes off , held them in his hand and tiptoed quietly , very quietly behind Decent Satish's back and ran out of the room as fast as he could .🤣 I'm sure he ran straight to his legal wife's hotel room .
Meanwhile Poor Decent Satish waited and waited , and wondered WHAT Batatwada was doing exactly in the washroom . Taking a bath or .......ER ......Maybe he had a STOMACH UPSET thought Decent Satish , concerned . He eats SO MUCH hotel food . Maybe THATS why its taking him THIS LONG . So poor Decent Satish went and talked to the bathroom door and told Batat that he was leaving and they cud go to meet Behen Vaishoo the next day . And LEFT .
MY comment : Its an ROFL scene . A MUST SEE . Whatever was Dharmu thinking , what jawab wud he give Satish the next day for his disappearing act ? Can't CVS use their brains just a little more ?Adults DON'T run away like this .......WHATS THIS ?🤣
INSULTS OF SAVITA
Useless Damo today told Savita that she was a KHEKDA. This is his latest guys . You are a CRAB he told her with malicious glee , rubbing his hands and smirking when she just returned from a trip to a village where she had reached one week BEFORE the marraige took place . UH OH guys , Savita's BEEMARI is starting .
Then , wanting to hurt her more he insinuated that perhaps Aai Archoo had suggested to Baba Manav to allow SAVITA to cut the ribbon at the inauguration . Then he smirked and smirked like a Narad Muni to see her discomfiture.
A bugged Savita went straight to Baba Manav's dukaan and confronted him about it as was her transparent nature . She wanted to hear that her son had remembered her by HIMSELF . Aai Archoo sensed this as a woman and hurriedly patronized her that SHE had wanted to cut the ribbon herself but Baba Manav had vetoed her and said ONLY HIS MOM wud do it .
Upon Which Baba Manav , whose only purpose in life post marraige is
praise and praise AAI ARCHOO to the skies made a hardened stupid face and told his mom AAi Archoo is LYING , that he wanted HIS WIFE not his MOM to cut the ribbon and that it was his WIFE"S MEHERBAANI that she got a chance to inaugurate his silly shop . U GOT THE CHANCE ONLY DUE TO ARCHANA he said devoutly , looking at his wife . PRAISE BE TO HER . C'Mon mom , repeat after me , just like u say PRAISE be to the LORD ........PRAISE BE TO ARCHANA ! Lets get down on our knees oh mother and say this , PRAISE BE TO ARCHANA whose heart is made of GOLD .
Well of course Savita didn't do anything of that sort . Feeling slapped in the face she hid her pain somehow and told Aai Archoo with some attempt at dignity that HER SUCKING UP WUD NEVER CHANGE HER FEELINGS TOWARDS HER . And she left .
Aai Archoo serenely told her THAT SHE STILL RETAINED THE RIGHT TO ASK FOR FORGIVENESS WHETHER SAVITA WISHED TO GIVE IT OR NOT and shamed the saint Maria Goretti .
Then AAI Archoo proceeded to show Baba Manav her erroneous husband THE RIGHT PATH . You did WRONG Baba Manav she told him sternly, like a holy wife . VERY WRONG . U snatched a buddi's KHOOSHI .
Let it be said Baba Manav carelessly , for he cared a damn for the old hag calling himself his mother . It will TEACH her GOOD . A KHOOSHI based on a LIE doesn't LAST LONG .Let her instead experience the EVERLASTING PAIN of being DOOKHI instead . Thats more ETERNAL , the pain of knowing u have LOST ur son to his WIFE . That will DO HER MORE GOOD . It will WISEN her , ENLIGHTEN her .
Oh Baba Manav ! cried Aai Archoo with clasped hands . Really ? U think so ? Ur so WISE ! Today even in her HATE i sensed APNAPAN . She regards me as HER OWN and HENCE she hates me ! Baba Manav HOLD me coz I am trembling with joy and may fall .
So Baba Manav held her and wondered if it would lead to something ELSE after her divine fervour receded .😉😉😉
Later he ran off to saas to give MITHAI and meet her [ he NEVER goes to meet his mom , its SHE who comes to meet him , the baboon} and LIED with ease about Vaishu with all that training he gets with being among WOMEN all the time . Mind u he LIES to keep his SAAS happy not to keep his MOM happy when the latter lie is not even harmful .
Manohar was very very happy to see the Mithai . He LOVED his lallu , joru ke gulam damads who always visited them and did various kharchas like generous KARNAS . Dharmu bought toys for Punni Ruchi , Satish sponsored the family picnics and Baba Manav , the best of them , wud be ever ready to sell the clothes off his body to give them various things . They r much better than my tamasha prone daughters , he thought secretly . So quiet , eager to please and always giving him foodie treats . He resolved to STEAL the Mithai of course when Slapo forbade him and told him he cud have a small piece with RUCHI .
My comment : Manav is insensitive , stupid and a 🐷
CORNY WOMEN SURFACE
Since we demanded their presence , CVS heard us and brought them back in the script . They stood in an open market , TWO of them , watching the KHOLI TRIO buying groceries and one noticed pretty Behen Vaishoo walking near Baba Manav with her backless blouse while Aai Archoo traild behind . Apparently , their GURU , some catty female called SHANTI who supplies them the daily gossip had told them ALL about how Behen Vaishoo was married yet living with this newly married duo and sleeping on their cot and wrecking their privacy .
My My ! Looks pretty , huh ? said one who was CAT EYED too .
Yea , doesn't she .😉. God knows WHAT she is doing here leaving HER GHAR SANSAAR . Constantly hobnobs with her JEEJOO Shanti said .
I am sure HE doesn't replied Black eyes .
Whaddya mean ? asked Cat EYES .
I mean he must be getting all TONGUE TIED looking at that BACK she exposes with that blouse said BLACK EYES .
Oh yea ! Shanti said he practically GURGLES .
After all JEEJOO SAALI RISHTA is like HUBBY WIFE RISHTA , an area where u can SAFELY flirt without being ANSWERABLE
So said SHANTI
Amen to SHANTI !
Hey ! But what about the WIFE ?
Oh she is a GOOF HEAD , said Cat Eyes firmly and clinched their gossip session . CONFIRMED news . Shanti HERSELF vouched for her brain capacity . Wouldn't know it if they were feeling each other right under her nose .
Well SHANTI is the GURU , her news r NEVER WRONG aid Black Eyes and off they went hurriedly as they caught AAi Archoo listening sneakily with a frown on her pretty forehead .
My comment : 🤣🤣🤣 Muvaaa to the horrible darlings . Can u please comment on Manav as a SHAMEFUL SON too ?
Whimsical Varsha was whimsically refusing a lovely job offer Decent Satish had brought for her as an ASSISTANT MANAGER in a bank . I am NOT interested in it now she pouted . Now i wanna grieve only about BACHCHA .
Just then Bhavna came there and started POTA talks . Im going to a JEWELLER she told the couple happily . To make a GOLD CHAIN for my POTA before gold prices sky rocket . Im sure Whimsical Varsha will conceive NEXT month if she gets a whim .
POTA O POTA
Tere liye Chain
Aur tere liye hi TOTA !
Jaldi se bahar aaja
Khilake banaoongi MOTA !
Sang Bhavna happily as she went and Whimsical Varsha wept .
SEE ?SEE ? cried a harassed Decent Satish .THATS why I am telling u GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND INVOLVE URSELF IN SOME JOB . Or u will have to listen to THIS full day !
But Whimsical Varsha still wants to grieve . Don't pester me Decent Satish , she said obstinately .I need WAQT .
The Decent Marwadin found out that her fishy disappearing bahu LIED to her YET AGAIN and told her she was at her MOMMY's place . Slapochana gave the game away by phoning HER to ask the whereabouts of her daughter as she had forgotten her KANGAN at her place .
Then the MARWADIN spotted Behen Vaishoo GIGGLING with her young handsome jeejoo Manav at a Pav Bhaji place , in that sexy backless blouse with nO AAI ARCHOO in the picture .
My comments : Who will blame her if she jumps to conclusions now .She has been LIED to so much that her patience has reached its end .Vaishus behaviour is unforgivably ill mannered and all that the Marwadin encounters is LIES LIES and LIES .
What remains to be seen is if MADHURI absolves Manav's reputation by stripping Dharmu in public and saying THIS IS THE WRONG MAN THE CULPRIT !
And yeah . Wise Ajit takes hundred rupees from Baba Manav .......he seems to have no salary , nothing . He works his butt off doing all the REAL work while Baba Manav just stands and gives packets of money in Aai Archoo's hands , asking her to do the honors of doling it out to CUSTOMERS . He only PRAISES archu , bas , whether its at home , in front of Savita or in his shop while Ajit Shibu work their butt off .
Kools signing off for the day . Enjoy friends and CIAO .
CID
