consummation of the century

It seems like arman are going to consummate soon and seeing the media hype and earth shattering response in IF, certainly it can be termed as "consummation of the century". But have you tried to analyze what may compel them to go ahead for the 'three letter word'? Just go through.

24 dec, Karnjakar House. Manav is washing his face inside the bathroom. Suddenly his "antaratma"/ inner soul shows up on the mirror.

Manav- tum kaun?

Mirror manav- tere andar ka manav jo abhi zinda hai

Manav-kya keh rahe ho?

Mirror manav- abe gadhe. Kab kuch karega tu?

Manav- matlab

Mirror manav- abe itni raapchik maal ke sath teri shaadi hui hai..kab soyega uske sath?

Manav- usi ke sath hi to sota hun

Mirror manav- abe gadhe sote time kab kuch karega

Manav-mann to mera bhi kar raha hai. par wo ek pavitra ladki hai..kya sochegi is liye main ghabra jata hun

Mirror manav-murkh prani. pavitra word mere saamne mat bolna. Abe shaadi ki hi kyun aise kunwara hi marna tha to?

Manav- tum hi batao main kya karun?

Mirror manav- tujhe pata nahi hai kya kaise kya karna hai. Itni saari movies dekh dali tarun ke ghar mein raat ke 12 baje ke baad. Kuch sikha nahi usse

Manav- wo pata hai par kaise shuru karun

Mirror manav-shuruwad se shuru kar

Manav-par wo allow kare tab na..

Mirror manav- allow kya karegi be. Mard ban mard. Bas mard ki tarah aage badh aur mardangi zahir kar. Samjha ya nahi? Waise tera sab kuch sahi hai nahi? Kahin tu wo to nahi?

Manav-nahi nahi. Mera sab kuch bilkul sahi hai.

Mirror manav-to aaj tak kya kar raha tha. Koi aur hota to 2.5 saal pehle hi kaam tamam kar chukka hota

Manav-ab wo kya sochegi kya karegi..kaise react karegi main usse kaise kahun?

Mirror manav- sun itna soch mat bas aag mein kud pad. Fir dekhiyo sab sahi ho jayega

Manav-par

Mirror manav- aaj ki raat main aake darwaje ke bahar check karunga. Agar dono ki screaming sunai nahin de rahi hogi na, fir mujh se bura koi nahi hoga. Aaj kuch nahi kar saka to, tu chullu bhar paani mein dub marna

(Manav's inner soul vanishes. Manav is puzzled what to do)

Meanwhile archu is having a bath and singing a song - sajna hai mujhe sajna keliye. Suddenly her antarama appears in the bath room.

Archana soul- bade gaane gaye ja rahe hain. Is gaane ka matlab samajhti bhi hai

Archana- tum kaun?

Archana soul- bas mere sawalon ka jawab de. Yeh tu jo gore badan pe haldi laga laga usse aur bhi nikhar rahi hai, saboon lagake mehka rahi hai wo kis keliye

Archana- mere liye aur kiske liye?

Archana soul- chhi..gandi ladki. Gaana to ga rahi thi sajna keliye. Tera saajan kaun?

Archana-manav. Koi shak?

Archana soul- nakhre mat kar. Manav kab is gore badan ko dekhega chhuega

Archana- nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..aisa mat kaho..main sharm se mar jaungi..

Archana soul- better tu mar ja..kyun ki teri zindegi hi bekaar hai..yeh roop rang..yeh patli kamar..yeh tirchhi nazar kisi layak nahi..saamne bucket mein paani rakha hai usi mein doob ke jaan de de. Chal.

Archana- aisa kyun kehti ho?

Archana soul-kab kuch karegi manav ke sath.

Archana-par meri pavitrata ka kya hoga

Archana soul- bhad mein jaye aisi pavitrata. Ja jaldi kuch kar

Archana – nahi mujhe sharm aati hai. Manav mard hain unhe shuru karna chahiye.

Archana soul- dekh aise pehle aap ke chakkar mein rahegi na..kuch saal manav kuch karne ke layak nahi bachega..to jo karna hai aaj kar

Archana-par karna kaise hai? Mujhe thik se nahi pata

Archana soul- apne aap ko bachhi samajhti hai kya..manav ke sath normal insanon ke tarah 2.5 saal pehle behave karti to tera bachha abhi play school mein hota

Archana- par

Archana soul – dekh natak band kar..aaj ki raat kuch kar..kuch kar ya fir mar.

Archana – par unhe kaise kahun?

Archana soul- kehne wali baat hi nahi..bas action

Archana-pehle aankhen milaun kya?

Archana soul- aye meri maa.. tune fir se akhiyan milayi na to main mar jaungi..teri atma mar jayegi..samjhi kya

Archana- par

Archana soul-mujhe kuch nahi sunna..bas raat ke 3 baje main aaungi yeh check karne tu uski chest ke upar thaki hari soyi hui hai ya nahi ..samjhi..galati se agar mujhe agar yeh dekhne ko mila ki tu kambal ke niche soyi hai aur wo bechara tere paas baith ke pehra de raha hai..to mujh se bura koi nahi hoga

(archana's soul vanishes leaving her completely at sea)

To be contd..

ROFL.....
hillarious one SD bhai*clap*
bahat dino ke baad aapka koi story padhne ko mili to dil khush ho gaya.
please post the next part asap. waiting for it.
btw how are you SD bhai?

Hey SD , how are you bhai? Story was totally hillarious and refreshing lol. Enjoyed it thoroughly.

thanks everyone.

Ali and monica..I am fine. aap log batao.

Yay SD's back!

Waiting for part 2. ☺️

🤣.very hillarious SD bhai...🤣👍🏼

ohhhhhhhh man dat was one hell of a story 🤣 🤣 🤣

Great that ur posting SD bhai, the forum is alive and kicking with those hilarious post bhaiiiiiiiii👍🏼

Originally posted by: -SD-

thanks everyone.

Ali and monica..I am fine. aap log batao.

me too doing great SD bhai.

Very good SD. You had to come up with something on this special occasion .😆👍🏼