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Kools reporting from base : Manav gets slapped by saas for second time in PR 😃😃😃
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Yes guys . Bhagwan got slapped by his saas for the THIRD time in this serial . The satyanaashi apmaans that this Bhags character has suffered at this K khandaan's end are innumerable . I am telling u , any guy wud have by now DIED in shame , suffering a low esteem attack but brave Bhags is made of some other mettle . He doesn't mind the slaps at all . They r after all for his Holy Archu . He minds things like taking ocean view flat from Girish etc although it wud benefit little Sachu . In his mind , they are the far worser things in life . Thappads from saas , gaalis from saalis r allll a part of marital life .😆😆😆
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You fooled my innocent Holy Archu and kidnapped her from the mandap screamed Chubby with full lung power .
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He DIDN"T Holy Archu tried to say . But Chubby was in no mood to hear her . U KEEP QUIET she told Devi daughter , fixing her with enraged eyes . THIS CHAALU MAN CORRUPTED U . You were Holy , HOly . Holier than The Madonna. A veritable DEVI . U were conceived on the most SHUBH GHADI . { Here Manohar looked a little unconvinced but he hurriedly masked it in a second and went into woebegone mode]. U see u SIMPLY CANNOT do this KARTOOT . I am sure THIS man kidnapped u , tied u , and put jabardasti sindoor in ur maang .
Manohar looked at Manav with some respect . He wondered if it was really possible to do that to ladies . According to his knowledge , men at the most went as far as DRINKING . Damo and Decent Satish were examples . Those were the ones who retained their hair . Those who didn't drink inevitably lost it and stood by their wives with shiny heads and masks ..........like himself and Taklu Rane . He had worn the woebegone mask for years and Taklu Rane had chosen the silent embittered one .
I Love ur daughter said Bhags with divine stoutness .
Shameless ! screamed Chubby . U bad man ! At least think of Shravani and Jaywant !
Shravani HERSELF told me to go to Holy Archu said Bhags , blessing Shravani in his heart almost immediately as he said it . She LOVES Holy Archu more than me . All along she had secretly LOVED her . She was silent all this time and pretending to dislike her only coz she wanted to spring a surprise on her at the last moment and give her TRIPLE JOY . MULTIPLE JOY . A most noble girl , Shravani Mahadik . Bhags had tears in his eyes as he spoke of her , and Holy Archu 's eyes filled up too .
And what about Jaywant , you 🤬 ? asked Chubby , horrified at his explanation .
He is a BAD EGG said Bhags , losing his composure for a second . Only yesterday TDH had pulled his superman underwear from the front with one finger and released it with such force that the elastic had hurt his tummy real bad . Then he had proceeded to tell him that he was gonna make Holy Archu wear a bikini on SR night by lying to her that it was her spiritual husband's AAKHRI WISH which he had told him on SAKHARPUDA day when he had come to bless Holy Archu . She will wear it when I will lie that it was YOUR wish TDH had said with an evil grin . U see , she is a PATIVRATA NARI . I have even selected the bikini .........here look at it . Isn't it superb ? Won't it suit Holy Archu's perfect body ?Ha ? And TDH had dangled a black and white polka dotted one gol gol around Bhags divine head while Bhags had shuddered and shut his eyes .
But ...But u had said u were only gonna tickle her with a blood red rose on her belly button by shifting her pallu ! Bhags had reminded him , but in vain . TDH had only laughed Hee Hee Haa Haa by throwing his head back and said coolly
I CHANGED my mind . That plan isn't cancelled , don't worry i'm gonna do that too . The bloodiest and fattest rose has been arranged . But I thought , why the jhanjhat of shifting pallu vallu , Ha ? This is so much more CONVENIENT . Besides it will also be CONVENIENT for OTHER things later .😉
It was at that moment that Bhags had decided to beg Shravni to let him elope with Holy Archu . No way was he gonna place her in the hands of this evil, dastardly Lucifer .But thankfully that noble soul had given blanket permission first only , god bless her . It was pointless telling all this to his CHubby saas , of course , who thought TDH was the ultimate damad on earth .
He was gonna use Holy Archu for MONEY and AMBITION .......he told Chubby .
THWACK ! unable to bear her favorite honewaala damad sullied this way , Chubby slapped ex damad cum present damad hard , hard on his cheek .
Manohar thanked the stars that he had foresightedly worn a diaper that morning while dressing up for the wedding .
Bhags took it manfully . It was PRASAD , he told himself . Of a SAAS . Saases need to be WORSHIPPED . So what if she even kicks me in the groin , its an INDIRECT BLESSING .
AAI ! screamed Holy Archu , standing before BHAGS like a Parvati defending her Shankar . The person u slapped is my husband ! Get this straight ........HUSBAND !
Let it be Holy Archu ........Bhags tried to butt in but Holy Archu , now in WIFE mode fixed him with a glare .YOU STAY OUT OF THIS. AAP KUCH NAHI BOLOGE . she told him in her most wifey voice and BHags who had a first real experience of being a husband retreated like a worm in his shell . Manohar looked at him sympathetically , trying to hint with his eyes that be just like me , keep watching me and u'll learn soon enough . Very unwise thing , to talk when ur wife is fighting with another lady , but the boy was raw . Manohar tried to catch his eye .
HUSBAND ? This CHUTKI BHAR SINDOOR makes him ur husband ? What does he think , he can put sindoor at some Dombivli shop or lake and become husband ?Thats a laugh ! screamed Chubby .
Well he IS . WE R MARRIED . Whether U agree or NOT . And U know what , I am VERY VERY HAPPY .So THERE ! said Holy Archu , resisting the urge to pull her tongue out with great difficulty .
Hah !
Hah !
Manohar patted his pajamas and felt the diaper . It was there , No fear . Let them even pull each others hair out in tufts now , he told himself . He had borrowed it from Mohanrao who had a stock of them ever since he was wheelchair borne . Good old Mohan had given it to him without asking a single question .
I am NEVVER NEVVER gonna bless u or accept this wedding said Chubby . But I am MAA . So am gonna give u one more lasttttt chance .Choose either this chaalu man or me !
I CHOOSE HIM said Holy Archu , drawing herself up like a haughty PATRIVRATA and returning Mommy's slap to her husband with INTEREST .
And Holy Archu walked away with Bhags following her like a lallu , joining the club of Men in PR world .
Chubby watched in SHOCK with open mouth .
Manohar blessed Bhags for taking Holy Archu away .He LOVED all the damads . He had loved SATISH when he was enaged to Holy Archu , he had LOVED TDH when he was engaged to Holy Archu and he now loved Bhags when he REMARRIED Holy Archu . All 3 were jewels , absolute GEMS . Doesn't matter who takes her away , JUST TAKE HER AWAY he told Bhags retreating back with telepathic force .
Satish blessed with his eyes and gave a secret thumbs up .Like a seasoned hubby he HADN"T told Varsha yet about all this at all .
Batatawada was highly displeased . He had , in all fairness , inspite of Holy Archu slapping him , tried to advise Holy Archu in his own way . HE IS MARRYING U FOR HIS FAIDA COZ THE COURT HEARING IS NEARING he had said animatedly . But Holy Archu had fixed him with a cold , superior smile .
Its not ur fault , she had said , looking at him with motherly pity . UR SOCH is only LOW . FAIDA NUKSAAN ..BAS . YOu will NEVER be able to recognise my BHAGS .
Then Holy Archu and Bhags decided to meet SAVITA the TERRIBLE .
Let us imagine all terrible terrible things and go said Bhags with a smile . That way if anything good happens it will be a BONUS .
My comments
Sulo shud have slapped her own daughter if at all her hand itches to slap so much .She is 28 not 14 . She has no right to hit someone else . She had open tresses , go shake em a little and talk to her as a mom . Why slap that good man ?
Manav has been slapped twice by Saas .In Hindu families it is GHOR insult . Manav saying for Archus love this is nothing aint done . At a point offence must be taken and this is it . People called Girish nasty ......he had a full right to be upset with Manav for walking out without informing him of shravnis decision even ...........Manav had made the samjhota deal with HIM and he had waited patiently for two whole years .What about Sulos slap now ?
Saas slaps , saalis slap ..........what a sanskaari khandaan ! I canot help feeling that somewhere the economic status of Manav emboldens Sulo and daughters to this extent . When their other damads do rubbish they handle it differently .
Till today Savita has not touched Archu via slap vap . I hope they maintain consistency of this character and don't show SAvita slapping Archu .Let her slap Manav . Arre bhai Apne Bachon ko thappad maro , doosro ko kyu .
And yeah . The marraige is HORRIBLY ILLEGAL . Sulo is right in a way . A chutki sindoor doesnt make a marraige .If she is getting a marraige after an ordeal oif two years , make it LEGAL .A VIDHI marraige in Bappa temple with PUNDIT , MANTRAS , and WITNESSES like AJit Vandu , Tarun and SAtish Varshu ....or a COURT marraige . And BRING MANGALSUTRA ASAP . Marathi people DONT recognize SINDOOR IN MAANG RITUAL at all .
One more thing . People didnt like Shravni calling Manav MERA PATI although he put sindoor in her so how come Archna is telling Sulo he is her PATI now ? The marraige isnt LEGAL till now baby !
Like button if u like comments even if u don't . Kools signing off for the day .......Enjoy . CIAO .
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