If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
Can bald men get lice?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?