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Kools reporting from base .............Raksha Bandhan and IZZAT AARTI in PR 😃 . Let us , of course , first dwell on the IZZAT AARTI . Of BHAGWAN .😃😃😃 .
Savita was hanging clothes and two Chawl Cats standing very nearby were criticising Bhagwan . They were comparing him with a flirtatious Dude who was leading on two women and having a gala time . Our Chawl has one such Dude , said one chawl cat .
Who ? asked the other .
Bhagwan , said the First cat . He pretends to be a Bhagwan but he is more shameless than Lucifer .😆😆😆😆 He is having the time of his life with two two women . Two years he has 'KEPT " Shravni hanging on a rope and is doing majaa outside with first wife .
Yeeee ! said a furious Savita , who was hearing all this with RED EARLOBES . She ran to scream , fight and bully . My Manav is not like this ha ? Control ur dirty mouth ha ! Thappad U will get !😆😆😆 Shall I tell all what ur husbands do behind ur backs , ha ?
The chawl cats looked a trifle uncomfortable . Guys it seems the Dudes r horny Casanovas .😃 { interesting Dudes . Must look at them closely when they pass in the background]
AND UR SISTER .........SHALL I TELL WHY SHE WENT TO HOSPITAL BEFORE MARRAIGE , HA ? asked Savita LOUDLY . { No guys . It was not MALARIA . Sigh [ And this explanation is for some Bholus on the forum who may think that if not Malaria it was TYPHOID ,] It was an ABORTION .😃 It seems The Cat's sister had got knocked up and Savita KNEW about it .😆😆😆 Savita knows about EVERYTHING .}
Well hearing her secret spoken loudly thus ...........The Chawl Cat went ballistic . Ur Manav is a LAFDEBAAZ , she yelled . YEA , YEA YEA !
U CHEAPO , U SHUT UP ! yelled Savita . MY MANAV SAVED SHRAVNIS HONOR !
HA ! HONOR INDEED ! U GUYS WANTED A RICH BAHU , BAS ! SO THERE !
CHUP !
AND UR LOOTING GIRISHJI HER FATHER ! YEA YEA YEA !
ILL BREAK UR THOBDA !😆😆😆😆😆
WHY ISNT HE MARRYING HER THEN HA ? GIVING FAALTU EXCUSES AND PROLONGING THE WEDDING AND LOOTING HER DAD ! UR CASANOVA BETA ! 😆😆😆😆😆 [ Good question .}
Bhagwan watched all this , immensely disturbed . His Omni present divinity had NOT rubbed off on his neighbours at all . Why just the neighbours , it had not rubbed even a little on his own mom . Such CRASS behaviour ! Bhagwan pulled his Mom . But Savita told him TU CHUP BAITH .😆😆😆 Other women were pulling the chawl cat and Bhagwan was pulling Savita . The other men of the chawl hid under the beds in their single rooms , not even bothering to fall in this deadly womanly duel .
Well Somehow Bhagwan dragged Savita in the house who told him decisively she was gonna BREAK that Cats THOBDA .😆😆 Deeply Disturbed , Bhagwan dwelt on all he had just heard .
He remembered how he HIMSELF had volunteered to marry Shravani .
He remembered Archus HOLY face that was surprisingly stirring instincts in him that were UNHOLY . { BHagwan never knew he had them before . The RAIN AFTERNOON IN ONE UMBRELLA HAD SPARKED THEM OFF .} Very Strange HOLINESS , he thought , disturbed . One that brings out the CARNAL ELEMENT ! I need to meditate on this , thought BHagwan . On the CARNAL PART . No , NO , on Girish . What Am I saying ? ON SHRAVNI ! BUt SHe DOESNT STIR ME CARNALLY ! Then who does ?
ARchu !
Shravni !
Suhaag Raat !
Zimmedari !
Zimmedari , I must perform my Zimmedari , puffed Bhagwan , breathlessly and weakly .
My comment : Suhaag Raat is WINNING . Bhagwan wants it guys .😃 He is gonna ELOPE .
RAKSHA BANDHAN .
At K house there was Raksha Bandhan . Vinod returned the jeweelery .........STRI DHAN of his 3 sisters which they had given up for his second flat . { Guys we r oh so DEFO READ . All our discussions on the jewllery and STRI DHAN being a womans right have been READ .😃😃😃 }
The three Sisters did AArti AND FORGOT TO TOUCH THEIR ELDER BROTHERS FEET AS PER MARATHI CUSTOM . They did all , THE OVAALNI and the MITHAI PUTTING BUT NO FEET TOUCHING .😡😡😡 This angry face is for CVS who GOOF UP . One Touches the feet of brother if he is elder and if sister is elder , he gets up and touches her feet .
Just then , EVil Manju Came in , Slinking . Vinod was furious and told Chubby that whenever we have Khushi ka Mouka .......NAZAR LAGTI HAI WITH SOME EVIL FACES .😆😆😆😆😆 [ Phew . Pretty strong words , ha , from a husband ?Manju desrves it .}
Then the two Rich Nanands started taunting . I Have come here coz VINOD IS MY AND MY KIDS ZAROORAT ...........stammered EVil Manju who was secretly unrepentant .
UR Zaroorat ? Even NOw ur Selfish ! Ur only thinkling of YOURSELF ! U Dont THINK OF THIS GHARS ZAROORAT ! Said Varsha , { Ok , , nowdays who does ? Did u ? When U forced Bhavna to flee ? To Worli ? U thought of Satishs Zaroorat ?😆😆😆 }
U want DADA but U dont want the family stuck to him ! { Did You ?}
Vaishu too taunted . The Marwadis have pampered her a lot , she too has new found confidence .
Evil Manju quickly went to Manohar and touched his feet . Manohar quickly looked around and blessed her furitively .😆😆😆😆😆 The Poor Dear ! All these womanly tamashas going on with SUCH regularity in the K house frighten him . His DEVI DAUGHTERS And HIS ASTHMATIC CHUBBY WIFE AND THIS EVIL BAHU AND HER EVEN MORE SUPER EVIL MOM ..........So many women , so many women ! Manohar wanted to weep . He quickly took Ruchi in his arms and realised even SHE was gonna be a woman one day . Manohar Felt slightly DIZZY .😆😆😆😆
Manju looked with immense HATE at Archu , looking lovely in a vermilion sari . It was the ALL COZ OF U look . Unreasonable of Manju of course . She was the only one who had not taunted her at all . She was also the one who gave her children back to her .And she was the one who invited her to come home .
My comment : Manju will hit back badly at Karanjkars when they lose house .She will again put Archu in deep trouble . Archu NEVER learns does she . I hope Archu gives her good , and this time changes fOREVER . BTW WHY NO RAKSHA BANDHAN FOR MANJU AJIT ? COZ HE IS POOR ?
Sulo did her usual drama of not forgiving [ to appease daughters ] but cleverly allowed her to live with her daughters there saying UR BAHU THIS IS UR HOUSE AFTER ALL .
My comment : Expected from Sulo . She loves Manju and doesnt mind her kicks . Archu and Sulos talks and firings have no credibility coz the moment they fire tey give the villain what she wants .......YOUR BACCHE , YOUR GHAR . Their Firings r like GAS BALLOONS THAT DEFLATE FAST .
Today I have 3 suggestions for CVS
1] Show US A SIMILIAR IZZAT AARTI of Archu too . She too has Roamed around with Manav after the divorce . In the Factory , Manav got taunts ..........In Chawl Manav got taunts .Why shud Archu go scot free ? Let her get some reality checks about her PAVITRA RISHTA too . In real life the woman gets more taunts . Besides we will have a MASAALEDAAR IZZAT AARTI SCENE .
2] Show SIBLING FIGHT . Varsha Vaishu VS ARCHU . Show Love but show difference of opinion on household issues . The way Archu has once more re installed Manju in the house , took children to her without consulting sisters when it was DECIDED it would be a family decision , Shud be mentioned when ONCE MORE MANJU TURNS BAD and HARASSES FAMILY . Varsha shud INsist on having a part in Family decisions and put her foot down about Archu doing things HER WAY all the time , however well meaning it is . Vaishu shud support her .But Love between Siblings shudnt diminish .
3] GANPATI FUNCTION in Factory is a MUST . Show Sushaants Dance please . Show Archu participating too . Guys we need some treats for tolerating your BULL SCRIPT WRITING .
Kools signing off for the day . Like button Only if U liked , comments even if u dont . Enjoy , CIAO .😃😃😃
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