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Kools reporting from base ........ HUNGAMA in PR . Manav rocks , Tiger Shines and Archana FLOPS
DHISHUM DHISHUM SCENE
Meanie Prakash started it ALL .😃 He has the HOTS for HOly Archana in a very SLEAZY way ........[ Like Sleazy Ashwin had for his office staff gals . Except that Sleazy Ashwin was sophisticated and Meanie Prakash is crass .Bas .]
Kya PHATAKA hai said Meanie Prakash of Holy Archana . Kya DIKHTI Hai . She is YUM YUM . Can't Marry her but I want to ghumofy her and DO it with her and leave her . { Guys Meanie Prakash has THAT TYPE OF NAZAR .Got it NA ? THAT TYPE .😈 He undresses women in his mind .}
Bhagwan heard it . He was boiling with Rage , listening stuff about his Virgin EX WIFE in SUCH a GHATIYA way . Only HE knew about her VIRGINITY and PURITY . No one wud believe it but he knew she was a virgin inspite of a marraige . She who was a virgin INSPITE of being married , SHE shud be talked of in such a CHEE CHEE Way ! Bhagwan seethed with Anger ......all PAVITRA GUSSA Gathered up in his Divine brain .
Lets Not fight Manav , said Meanie Prakash with all bonhomie and a wide smile . He was feeling incredibly generous , thinking of HOly Archana in that mango colored sari . If only she didn't wear those Amma blouses , he thought with a broad , jovial grin . If only she wore SLEEVELESS . Or BACKLESS . Meanie Prakash felt on the top of the world with the thought . Before imagining Archu in a mini skirt , meanie Prakash , who is essentially a generous Karna where women are concerned , decided to give a party to his co workers and share his spirit of generosity . Yeah Manav , lets not fight . TU MERA TAKA BHIDA DE , MIL BAAT KE KHAYENGE ......he said , with a happy , sleazy smile , his mind doing horny somersaults.
Bhagwan's divine brain exploded . He saw red , quite red . He caught Meanie Prakash by the collar and flung him on the boxes . Meanie Prakash , snapped out of his horny imaginations , rushed towards him , not the one to be a spoilsport . Guys , Meanie Prakash is a SPORT . A SOLID SPORT . He hit Bhagwan back .
Bhagwan gave him solid punches on his face . Meanie Prakash gave him two three himself . The Tiger , who was keeping some boxes [ I dont know why the mechanics r roaming around with empty boxes all the time] saw this , and was Alarmed . Not the one to stay out when such a jolly good fight was going on , his sporting blood all aroused , Tiger jumped right in , trying to hold Bhagwan back . But Bhagwan , who was snorting like a ram , pushed Tiger and Tiger went reeling back 😆😆😆😆
Bhagwan started banging Meanie Prakashs face on the fall . The guys were now worried , worried . What if that fatso Dharmu took back all their bonuses , ha , they felt , secretly worried although they were thoroughly enjoying this bachelor party . He was a real khadoos , that fatso . Time to call it Quits , Time to call it Quits , they yelled , to no avail . Some men pulled Meanie Prakash , some tried to hold Bhagwan . But they kept going at each other .
Meanwhile some workers went running to Dharmu , Jaywant and Archu , They all came on the scene and Meanie Prakash's friends took him to the hospital . Such was the strength of the DIVINE HAND that hit him .😃😃😃😃😃
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Prior to this , Holy Archana went in DONKEY MODE , GADHI MODE . She actually had the audacity to frown and tell Dharmesh who is the BOSS and such an astute businessman , that I DID NOT LIKE IT THAT U DID NOT GIVE AJIT BONUS . [ Just when I stared at her , zapped at her audacity , she made yet another STUPID statement , which shud go down in the annals of BUSINESS JOURNALS as the STATEMENT OF THE YEAR . CHAND RUPAYO KE LIYE AAPNE USKA DIL TOD DIYA , she said goofily , her pretty frown deepening .
My comment : Holy Archana is not fit to do a job even as a CHARPAASI In a women's hostel . She is seriously better off cook ing masala baingans at home . If she feels that running a business is keeping everyone happy by distributing fistful of rupees without ANY policies , she is better off NOT working . God Knows WHAT training she had in BANGALORE . Either she watches the clock so she can run to Bhagwan with dabbas in Lunch Time , [she doesnt even know that the BUZZER goes off btw] , or she thinks its ok to use her influence on her two jeejus within the first month of the job and coax them to distribute CHAND RUPAYE OR JOBS . If Dharmu is not careful , he will become a BHIKAARI soon , as HOly ARchanas philosophies are infectious , and this is nOT the first time she has led people succesfully on a BHIKAARI ROAD . She had made her two younger sisters BHIKAARI by encouraging them to sell their jewllery share and give ALL the money to Vinod for his SECOND flat when he already had a flat on his name .
Dharmu listened , STUNNED .😆😆😆😆 He gulped , worried about Holy Archana and actually bothered to spend 5 minutes of his valuable time , explaining to her about bonus policies and how to keep pERSONAL and PROFESSIONAL decisions apart etc etc .
Well GOD knows what Holy Archana's brain deciphered from that talk , but what must have she done ? The moment workers came running to tell her about Bhagwan's fight with Meanie Prakash , she decided to impress Dharmu by showing him that she CAN keep her professional life and personal life apart very well . Without even BOTHERING to WONDER why a calm , decent guy like BHagwan , who was her ex husband btw , wud pick up a fight with a guy like Meanie Prakash , she started blasting him in front of all and sundry .
HOW DARE U DO THIS HARKAT . GUNDAGARDI in this FACTORY . YEH HAMAARI FACTORY HAI . [ Meaning hers and her jeejus ] TUMHARI IS HARKAT KE VAJAH SE COMPANY KO NUKSAAN HOGA [ oh yeah . And what about the nuksaan by distributing bonuses like MITHAI , HA ? CHAND RUPAYE INDEED .😡😡} TUMHE HO KYA GAYA HAI . AAPNE jara BHI SOCHA NAHI ? IS FACTORY NE TUMHE NOKRI DI . IS FACTORY NE WOH DIYA .This and that . TUMHE JAWAB DENA PADEGA . TUMHARI SUPERVISOR HOON MAIN . This and that .
My comment : What a hypocrite this Archana is . I praised her yesterday but honestly speaking this is the reason i hesitate to praise her coz there is a lot of hypocrisy in this character . On one hand she calls Manav BHAGWAN this and that , then refuses to show BHagwan recognition in her family function inspite of him saving her family's butt . Then when Bhagwan who is calm as a glacier and whose nature she very well knows , stands all bloody in front of her , instead of being worried she blasts him to IMPRESS her rich jeeju [ in whose wedding btw she showed no recognition] and to implement some newly found ideas that he just passed on to her in a conversation 5 minutes back . The guy who u fired was ur HUSBAND , lady .A husband whose nature u know very well .Whats this BS of I am in supervisor mode and in WIFE mode , huh ? Its a simple question of KNOWING a man inside out . The fact is Archana has NO BRAINS , Never Did , and can be highly IRRITATING . If she becomes JHANSI KI RANI for one day she acts super STUPID FOR the REST OF THE YEAR nd hence my irritation with her . Her hypocrisy kills me . WHat Bhagwan yaar .You slaughtered him in front of workers , this woman needs a tight SLAP .😡😡😡😡😡 With this same Bhagwan u have no problems standing in one umbrella ...........who were u when u stood outside his canteen with dabba , werent u a supervisor then ?
Look , whatever Manav is , he is a decent human being and the first thought that shud have come in Archanas head is the WHY . It didnt , and thats the reason i find her hypocritical . Its just like MAIN EK ACHA MECHANIC KHONA NAHI CHAHTI THI .And what Hammari company yaar , u have joined only since ONE month . And become so famous btw .😡😡😡
Then when Tiger told her all , she went to him in WIFE MODE . Laaiye , this and that and pulling his hand to put meds .Wish Bhagwan had given her a resounding slap with that same hand . Useless female . Whats this Supervisor mode and Wife mode , u suck in bOTH . Guys I am very angry with her today , I didnt like what she said and the way she said it AT ALL .
Bhagwan pushed her away and made passionate dialogues .MERI IZZAT SE TUMHAARI IZZAT PYAARI HAI etc . I WILL DO IT AGAIN IF NECESSARY EVEN MORE I WILL HIT MEANIW PRAKASH HE SAID . THers a DOR between U and ME that makes me react like this etc etc .
My comment : POINT of scene was to show BHAGWAN as passionate since we have been READ ....that Bhagwan is insipid .Ok , they have succeeded fairly . But put in a slapping scene for Archu and Ill be doubly satisfied . Why ?I cant bear incredibly stupid females like her who say CHAND RUPAYON KE LIYE DIL DUKHAYA and Who DO SUCH AN ABOUT TURN with the person they profess is their BHAGWAN . PLease . And I mean PLEASE . A big NAMASKAR to this woman .
Bhagwan made an important statement : MERI ARCHNA AISI NAHI THI or something . She wud have PROBED INTO THE WHY . WRONG ! ARCHANA AISI HI THI , ALWAYS . REmember how she had refused to hear your side of the story when u had tried to talk to her and give her an explanation about the photographs . All she had to do was LISTEN and THINK , but she hadnt . Same thing NOW .
Dharmu told Jaywant to SUSPEND Manav . I hope someone slaps Dharmu too [ Sorry GM ] . I am tired of hearing him ride his high horse of USOOL . The basic USOOL of BUSINESS that both he and his goofy SAALI need to understand is ENQUIRE INTO THE WHY before suspending people . He NEVER seems to do it and has gone away from my heart .😡😡 I wud have given this roly poly idiot a big piece of my mind had i met him in real life . On one hand he talks of Manavs nature and constantly insults Manav .😡😡😡
Jaywant gets a muvaaa from me . He told Dharmu he wud enquire into the WHY first . Jaywant is very , very sensible . Not MURAKH like ARCHU and DHARMU . And to think she was talking of MURKHATA yesterday .Humph .
Shravani is going to SAPTASHRUNGI DEVI with Savita and Damodar , taking SACHu with her .Will there be an accident on the way ?I wonder .Anyways she was in a very good mood , respectful , happy , and NORMAL .😃😃😃
BTW : Surprising that Manav Cud not bear a WORD against Archana from Prakash but SOLID ABUSE FROM HIS OWN MOM 😃😃😃
Kools signing off for the day . Like button if u like , Comments even if u dont .I know many wont like my coimmentary today as I have bashed Archu who is a favorite .But I had to vent , this was what i felt when i saw the episode . CIAO .
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