Nirmala – Round Two and Counting
She's back. This woman just wants those K girls gone. She's back with another suitor for poor Vaishu who seriously does not want to get married. Betcha when the leap is done she will be first in line to get Archu married off. Ok so the good wind blew out the door and in rushed the tsunami. Oops I mean the "blonde" villager.
She came in and showed all signs of being ravaged by the storm. OMG I was ready to call the Red Cross but that would have alerted Sulo and you know I would rather deal with Archu's mourning than Sulo's asthma attacks and grief episodes. So I resisted. She walked in a straight, straight line like somebody doing a drunk driving test in front of the traffic police. Ugh Archu this is the Karanjkar Terminus not the RTO. I expected the traffic cop Shravani to run in at any minute and issue a citation and ticket but Alas our traffic cop is on sick leave. Ok maybe next week. She seems to heal fast these days.
Varsha – Urmi Scene
So guys, Varsha is on a high from her acquittal at Bhavna court. Problem now is that she is on a campaign to expose Bhavna for the fraud that she is. I really like Varsha but you know I can't help getting a gut feeling that this is a wrong move on her part considering she is living with her in-laws right?
Archu –Manav Mann Ka Rishta breaks
Ok he's back. I think this dude's GPS is on auto pilot or something. Programmed straight for the Karanjkar Terminus. You know guys this is really unfair. Every time Manav does something inhumane and moronic and then comes to apologize to Archana they never give him dialogues. He is always stuttering while Archana leads the conversation with his mental responses as counter arguments. Kind of like the children's game of telephone. You never really know how the convo is going and if the two people are even on the same train of thought. For once I want them to give Manav dialogues to explain his moronic deed. Wow that defense statement would be very interesting to watch. Would he be cursing his dimwit genes the whole time or blaming things on fate.
Anyways, the fact is she read him the Riot Act. All signed and sealed. The deed is done. The fragile mental thread is ripped to shreds. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. This rickshaw relay race back and forth was giving me a head ache. And these two are not even experienced at relay, they keep dropping the baton. They should have been disqualified a while back. Untrained fools.
Not sure if anyone noticed but the background music was the same that they used in the maha epi in March when they were chasing one another to Suicide Point in Dombivili. Wonder what they are trying to tell us that Manav was going to lagao dubki in the Dombivili Lake? So what? He tied his leg with a rock so that he could sink and that is how he ended up with the broken foot at the garage? Possibly, because once Archu hosed him down with a dose of reality, his compass must have gotten shot to hell and instead of reaching the garage he wandered to Suicide Point. As Sav once said about Archu, I say about Manav today, isse koi kam ki umeed karna galat hai.
Archu – Sulo-Baba – Event Planners All
Ok what's with this Archu eh? She is all set to party. We must have a godhbharai. We must have another wedding. The party must go on. What is with this girl? How can you make all these plans when you have no paisa? Manju is right. First work then play.
Garage Scene – Manav Late to work again
Ok before I go on rambling. Yipeeeeeeeeee, my sweetu Tarun is back. Raised collar and all. This rich kid is so pleasant to watch. Poor dude did not even finish his "cutting" of chai before that Manav called him. Bechara.
So Manav saw his REAL friend and went on a rant. Arre he says, I am not weakened, I lost my dream girl, my real wife, my garage, my job, my sanity, my bike, my mother's only gold chain, my leg recently, almost everything that one needs for peace of mind, but look at me I am a winner totally unweakened. Look at my gains, a mountain of debts, the Black widow and her mistrustful heart, her meduvada father , my father's budh duaa and all such seemingly horrific gains but look at me. Guys, I was looking at him. Seriously, I paused the video to look at him. The entire time I was looking at him there was a song playing in my mind "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John. He was gay at the time but masquerading in public like a straight guy for PR reasons. Guys, methinks the loser doth protests too much. Ok dude take a Valium and get the leg checked out by a real doctor not the nautankis that Ekta gets for you guys.
Poor Sweet Tarun. He took the rant because even he could see that the dude was a loser and needed a friend for humanity sake.
Satish – Bhavna Scene
First, a big kiss to my Satish baba.
Ok moving on, this Bhavna is a certified couch potato. Whenever she is not cooking she is watching the idiot box and that too all violent movies. Maybe that is why she has the perpetual frown on her face and ready to pick a fight. That poor Mohanrao he is missing again. Guys, she has not learnt a lesson in humility at all. Maybe Mohanrao needs to cut the cable connection then her brain freeze will melt.
Anyways, the epi was so-so. Even the ArMan scene failed to move me. I am off for the afternoon.
Enjoy
Hope
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Bade Achhe Lagte Hain
CID
Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
