Dam baba - "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."🤣
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.😃
A: No, 35 children is enough.😳
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A Jasoos😆
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?
A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.👏
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.😆😉😆
What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: "Lazy."😃😊
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fume, Etc."😆😉😃😛
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
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