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Kool reporting from base .........Wedding continues in PR .
Guys Theres not much to repeat today so will highlight only the worthwhile happenings .
The Gunda Khandaan was given an insulting reception by their son in law Vinod . Savita wanted to catch The Gunda's collar for MAKING [ ????!!!!} her dance like a prostitute last time . I feel like hitting her , she told a visibly disturbed Miss Shakkar , who was trying to calm her down . Now guys , this is what I call being UNFAIR and LOSING PERSPECTIVE . No one can MAKE ANYONE DO THINGS . UlTIMATELY SAVITA DANCED OUT OF HER OWN WILL . SHE ALWAYS HAD THE OPTION OF WALKING OUT WITH HER DAUGHTER . Anyways , The Gunda duo felt INSULTED and they bluntly told Vinod so . Don't you feel You are insulting us , Asked The Gunda . annoyed at her son in law for warning them NOT To do Tamashas in this Function . { FOr that was precisely what she intended to do .She Hates being Found out however predictable she is .}
Vinod gave a superior ,sarcastic smile . I don't want a repetition of Archu's wedding , he said obstinately .
This is our insult , said The Tiger , thoroughly upset . If u wanted to insult us why the hell did u invite us , Ha ? Why all this naatak ?Drama of pleasantries and customs ? { How True ]
Vinod continued smiling sarcastically . You are feeling bad ! Im merely telling facts , he said .
Shareef Manju , who is feeling very very shareef nowdays backed her hubby up , much to the astonishment of her mom , The Gunda . Yes Mom . Please Dont do Tamasha ha .What Vinod is saying is RIGHT she said , while The Gunda wondered how to deal with her later , by pulling her gajras in private and yanking her curly head or by making her stand barefoot in a boiling hot tub of water . The ungrateful wretch , forgetting her bilogical bonds , she thought . Totally taken after my worthless husband who i kicked out years ago and is roaming all around the world except Mumbai . Thank God Ajit took after me . He even brought Ashwin's information AND donned yet another sherwani to attend this boring function only for mY SAKE . The Darling Boy .
Come na Mom said Shareef Manju hurriedly , and changed the topic , and took her mom and bro to be seated .
Savita blessed The Gundi . You are my type , she said lovingly . Our Type must Stay true to our spirit .{ Then why did u dance at that function when Rasika bullied u ha ? } Here is a gift and a Ganpati for u . Your this daughter too is good , talks a lot but very very true things , she said .
Chubby Face looked on with relief . She had at first been unsure if Savita was criticising or praising . Miss Shakkar was gazing at Savita's bun [ The one on the head, decked with gajras] with that moony expression all along . She loved to hear Savita Talk , whether it was abusive or loving talk did not matter . She felt like worshipping Savita whhen she talked .Those urges were uncontrollable at times . For instance , right now she was wondering if Savita shud be worshipped with white jasmines or crimson .
The Historic BUMP between the two Pavitra Lovers occured . Rose Petals fell , just as I had predicted to denote that The bump was terribly HOLY . That NO carnal thought or current even remotely passed thru the two Pavitra bodies . The Pavitra Rishta song played in the background and Miss Shakkar gazed so moonily at her husband that he looked flustered . He permitted himself half a smile . She gazed at him , worshipping him with her eyes . Thank u , she spoke mutely . Thank u for those 3 lacs u gave my dad by borrowing from second sasur who thinks ur using it for garage problems . Thanks for serving sherbets and shopping .Thanks for calling my vahini shareef .Even the Gods wud not have called her that in this birth . Since morning I have heard about all what u did for my family . U need to be worshipped , worshipped , worshipped . With blood red ROSES .
Purely Out Of Insaaniyat , said Insaaniyat Baba's eyes mutely , reading her thoughts .All For Insaaniyat .
Vinod disturbed The Pavitra moment by calling Insaaniyat Baba to welcome Satish who had arrived .
Satish had finally arrived safely with that sensible horse who chose NOT TO BOLT in the DOmbivli Traffic inspite of the fire crackers . No broken bones and no needs for viagras in the future due to unfortunate accidents .
Miss Shakkar told BUNFACE MY AAI GAVE ME SARI , crushing the urge to worship her saas right at the baraat welcoming scene . The urges r growing uncontrollable .
Bunface told Savita your choice of sari is NICE . Savita SMILED .SO UNLIKE HER . She shud have NOT TALKED TO BUNFACE . It was BUNFACE WHO HAD THROWN A TANTRUM AND HAD GOTTEN HER THROWN OUT AT THE ENGAGEMENT . Shameless BUNFACE .
The Maharashtrians who have secret North Indian ancestors danced when the baraat arrived just like Northies do , their Northie genes flaring up . They all wore turbans without knowing why they suddenly felt the urge to do so inspite of their culture always asking them to wear a topi , and made some real Punjabi moves as their muscles lost control . Like locking foot with the other dancer and all . Balle Balle all the way .
Kaka was wearing a turban like a waiter and serving drinks .So was Sober Damo . These two useless men who dont stir to make tea in their home even when women r getting ready to go to a function finally were put to use by the creatives .
Sleazy Ashwin and his sexy wife from Paapi Desh Amreeka have still not arrived and are jET LAGGED .
Miss Shakkar was desperately searching for Insaaniyat Baba . She Gazed at him moonily and later , unable to control herself , dragged him in front of All to have a moment with him . Earlier she cud NOT focus on Vaishu's words . She then flung herself on his chest . Insaaniyat Baba seems to be much more controlled . Archu comes across as desperately in love .........and this bugs me . I want Insaaniyat Baba to show some passion for a change . All he does is permits himself half a smile AND NO PASSION
Uh Oh . Shravani stared at them going .........Archu dragging and he going . I hink the much feared tamasha may come from Shravni instead of Sleazy Ashwin or THe Gunda Gang . Wont be surprised .
Vinod BLUNTLY told Archu to DENY DIVORCE ONCE MORE .
Satish BLUNTLY told Manav he wishes his divorce dOESN"T HAPPEN [ MUVAAA]
The desperation and passion is from Archus side , NOT Manav's . I am fed up coz I love seeing men passionate about their women . Call me old fashioned but there it is . Manav is an iceberg whether it is Shravni or Archna . I hope Sober Damo does something about this one too and mixes some pills in his daily glass of holy milk .
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