Kool's Commentary : 7 April PR - Page 6

TB, i hav been noticing it too. nd Manav shaved!!! no more devdas!! there r hints😉

Tulsey i just love u 🤗 now who is bringing chai nd snacks for me??😆

Originally posted by: PRnerd

no one is answering my question...cmon tanya tulsey

Fifi, are you expecting a quake?

Loved ur commentary to the core. Actually i had been hunting for my electricity bill which I had misplaced yesterday evening. I came back from my morning walk and I was dying to read ur commentary. But then I told myself I shud first look for the bill.( or else how can I read ur commentary everyday if the connection gets cut??) My reward for finding the bill would be reading your comments. !!! That was the treat I promised myself. And within ten mins i located the bill and here I am .....

Have a Great Day.




And that bit about tarun's catering business and Archu feeding the cockroaches everyday had me rolling on the ground with uncontrollable laughter.

Originally posted by: koolsadhu1000

Kool reporting from base ................Diabetes epidemic in PR .

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<font color="#ff0000">Yuppp , it has happened . The MIRACLE has happened ! After so many MONTHS we viewers got finally one episode in which there is no plotting , no evil , no strife . And all thanks to Miss Shakkar , who has injected such heavy doses of sugar in every one around her that there is a diabetic epidemic in PR . Everyone is competing with each other to be 'nice' and 'good' . And there is SUGAR all over PR , it sprinkles on u when u put on the TV !</font>

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<font color="#ff0000">Chubby Face was bustling around frantically , worried about the wedding preparations when she had an asthma attack . She first harried The Laughing Wimp about phoning the caterer just when he was chatting pleasantly with a man called DILIPRAO ...........[ the poor laughing wimp has literally NO minute for himself] then Manju about some cut onions , then emptied a bag in front of her daughters and then started gasping for air . Her Asthma pump had run out , and by the time it was brought from the medical store , it seems she would have DIED . The Sanskaari Ullus obviously don't feel the necessity to buy an extra one and keep it in another place just in case of an emergency .But Insaaniyat Baba it seems , HAD done Exactly THAT . He quickly pulled it out of a drawer where he had quietly kept it and did FUS FUS in Chubby Face's open , gasping , chubby mouth . And thereby ' SAVED ' Chubby Face . Guys , Insaaniyat baba's SAVED VICTIMS LIST is INCREASING . There is a rumor circulating in Dombivli that very soon he is going to be given theSAVIOUR OF DOMBIVLI AWARD by the DOMBIVLIITES . The List is like this ........</font>

<font color="#ff0000">Manohar .........from DOmbivli suicide Lake</font>

<font color="#ff0000">Vandu : From Dombivli Suicide Lake</font>

<font color="#ff0000">Archu :From Dombivli Brothel</font>

<font color="#ff0000">Varshu : From Sleazy Ashwin who does NOT FREQUENT DOMBIVLI</font>

<font color="#ff0000">Chubby Face : From Asthma attack in Dombivli home</font>

<font color="#ff0000">Dombivliites R shaking their head at this man's 'SAVING ' Powers . It seems wherever he goes , situations arise where people fall like flies in honey in sticky situations and in he jumps to SAVE them . And all for INSAANIYAT .</font>

<font color="#ff0000">Chubby Face stared with loving gratitude at him as her chubby chest heaved after the FUS FUS relieved her . How did You get it , she asked him later . Coz Miss Shakkar told me , he answered shyly . I know ALL about your Panic attacks during weddings , they r famous in Dombivli . Remember MY wedding ?The one where you had struck me on my hand and caught my collar ? You had a similar attack there too na ?</font>

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<font color="#ff0000">Chubby Face beamed lovingly at those familiar memories .All those weddings and all those panic attacks ! And this sweet , shy boy remembering it ! She immediately resolved to cook his favorite lunch for him . </font>

<font color="#ff0000">Insaaniyat Bana endeared himself further by solving their catering problem .5 days for the wedding and the Sanskaari Ullus had NOT confirmed a caterer it seems , when in mUmbai , bookings r done MONTHS in advance . But Insaaniyat Baba told them that his friend Tarun will give them a DISCOUNT .Tarun it seems , does catering besides owning garages . There was no question of him being ALREADY booked on that day , of course .He wud have kicked his customer for Insaaniyat Baba .</font>

<font color="#ff0000">The saalis were meanwhile constantly telling Insaaniyat Baba how he was justttt like their Elder brother .Jeejooo Jeejooo Jeejooo they chirped , dancing around him like birdies . Vaishu showed him snaps and asked him to recognize Miss Shakkar and Insaaniyat Baba goofed up . Chubby Face watched this fondly from the door . </font>

<font color="#0000cc">The Duffer Khandaan sat down to lunch . Miss Shakkar was serving them food by standing , instead of they serving themselves by keeping the dinner ware right in the middle of the table . She then went to eat on the Kitchen floor herself , when Savita called her . You sit right next to Vandu and eat at the table , she said , trying not to sound too gracious .</font>

<font color="#0000cc">Miss Shakkar hesitated . She LOVED the kitchen floor and the cockroaches that ocasionally crawled out from under the Kitchen platform .She even fed them particles of food from her leftovers sometimes ! All this grace was SO UNNECESSARY she felt . It shud Be given to Shravni , NOT Me , she felt .</font>

<font color="#0000cc">Waiting for a muhurath , ha ?Savita snapped jhoota mootha . C'mon eat QUICKLY .</font>

<font color="#0000cc">Vandu Smiled . The Senior Duffers Smiled too . Sober Damo slyly while Decent Kaka , hesitatingly . He didn't really know if this occasion demanded a smile or no . Then looking at Sober Damo's face , he quickly gave a Half smile .His younger bro , although a drunkard , was so QUICK ON THE UPTAKE in tricky situations like these . The Pyasi Atma glared .</font>

<font color="#0000cc">Eat Sheera , Savita commanded . It is Better than the way you prepare .</font>

<font color="#0000cc">Guys may I know how the Duffers R eating such sumptuous food , complete with desserts and all when the garage is closed ? Is Girish sending them dollars from abroad ? Or is Tarun sending them the Leftovers of his catering contracts ?</font>

<font color="#006600">IIf Savita had made sheera , not to be outdone , Chubby Face had made SHRIKHAND POORI . Andddddddd Potato Bhaji . It seems they r Insaaniyat Baba's favorite menu , even more than the massalewaale baingan . Eat , Eat she said and served him loads of potato bhaji , without glancing at her own structure and rethinking about the serving size . Eat . Am gonna cook your Favvvvvorite meal so long as you are here , she beamed . Insaaniyat Baba was overwhelmed .</font>

<font color="#006600">Miss Shakkar had phoned there earlier .Vandu wants to talk to u , she pretended , disguising that SHE wanted to know how HE WAS . Insaaniyat Baba , who was not so interested in chitchatting with Vandu , dismissed her with one sentence . So did Vandu , who was still wearing the navy blue sari and more interested in talking to chawl women . Then the two Pavitra Lovers Talked .</font>

<font color="#006600">How R u ?</font>

<font color="#006600">You ?</font>

<font color="#006600">No One angry with me there na ?</font>

<font color="#006600">No I have exPlained . </font>

<font color="#006600">You looked Cute with long Hair when you were small . Saw your snap .</font>

<font color="#006600">Silence . [ Such sentences R the sentences BEST IGNORED in Miss Shakkar's journal]</font>

<font color="#006600">Take Care of my family .</font>

<font color="#006600">And You Take Care of MY family .</font>

<font color="#006600">Ha .</font>

<font color="#006600">Ha .</font>

<font color="#006600">Ate food ?</font>

<font color="#006600">No .You ?</font>

<font color="#006600">We will sit Just now .</font>

<font color="#006600">Me too .Your Sis is calling .</font>

<font color="#006600">Bye then .</font>

<font color="#006600">Bye .</font>

<font color="#006600">Take Care Ha ?</font>

<font color="#006600">You too Ha ?</font>

<font color="#006600">This guys is perhaps the LONGEST conversation between Miss Shakkar and Insaaniyat Baba . Of course he had no imagination whatsoever to add something like ..........long hair suited u back then and EVEN MORE now that you have blossomed into a woman .Wish I cud Sniff it . Ohhh boy No .</font>

<font color="#660033">Bunface was selecting jewellery sets for her bahu . She wants the Gundi to be appropriately dressed after she becomes her bahu , when she takes her to her worthless kitty parties . She has invited 500 people for the wedding inspite of knowing that The Sanskaari ullus R not that well off Financially . We will share the expenses , she told her son firmly , telling him NOT to do lawyering on the SAnskaari Ullus Behalf . I WON"T listen to u ANYMORE . This is MY SON'S ONLY WEDDING TOO .</font>

<font color="#660033">Guys , it seems Satish Has A sister , who has no photo on ANY WALL in the house . An Elder TAI . And She is having visa problems for coming to the wedding ! Gosh ...guys , guys , SLEAZY ASHWIN is BUNFACE'S JAMAAI ! </font>

<font color="#660033">And if that is the case , how come the jamaai was never introduced to the Karanjkars on any occasion as although the BETi is in the USA , The jamaai is very much here in MUMBai , although he does NOT frequent DOmbivli ?</font>

<font color="#660033">So The Bahu of the house will have a complicated relationship with the damaad of the house ! Ah !</font>

<font color="#9900cc">Savita and Sober Damo were having a unique Husband Wife moment outside the Chawl home , seated on a khatiya . You First go and shave urself u bearded ape , Savita told him , true in SAvita style , without mincing words . He nodded happily . He then quizzed her like SRi Krishna about her changed attitude towards MIss Shakkar .</font>

<font color="#9900cc">Well Im not INHUMAN , Savita snapped . Besides , Have u noticed how Vandu is laughing and talking ALL THANKS TO HER ? She is Good To my daughter . Im gonna treat her like a BETI for the next 22 days before kicking her out .</font>

<font color="#9900cc">Miss Shakkar , who was listening secretly , wept with relief at having achieved her goal . She wanted to rush out at that moment and kiss Savita's feet , but she somehow controlled herself .</font>

<font color="#9900cc">Interesting points :</font>

<font color="#9900cc">Savita turning good ...........her acting is so nATURAL that the process Is NOT PHONEY but EFFORTLESS . KUDOS TO THIS TALENTED ACTRESS</font>

<font color="#9900cc">MAnav Enjoying sasural moments and happy Atmosphere for a change is heart touching .The sweet man had mISSED OUT on SOOO MUCH .</font>

<font color="#9900cc">Vinods job is to Smile FONDLY FROM AFAR .</font>

<font color="#9900cc">Manju and Shravni DID NOT OPEN THEIR MOUTH THANK GOD !</font>

<font color="#9900cc">Precap was uninteresting .MAnav Archu once more going to that DOmbivli temple and Archu giving Manav AGARBATTIS ? What does it mean ? He had forgotten to buy some ? Any significance there ?</font>

<font color="#9900cc">A sugary episode but NECESSARY after all thjose stressful ones we witnessed .WE needed it as much as ARMAN . Waiting to see NOT Ashwin's dramatic ENtry , but DILIPRAO . Who the hell is he yaar .Like Vasudha , Madhavi and NEELIMA .😆😆😆</font>

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<font color="#9900cc">And Oh yeah .. For Fifi , Sid and all who were standing in the line for my Muvaa yesterday ..........A BIG MUVAAAAAAAAAA to you all !😆😆😆</font>

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yea but tulsey sid found a new way to destress..it is to annoy me 😕

Just like Shravani, Fifi is hallucinating 🤪 there shravani is so confident about 'her love' nd here Fifi is confident about a 'love confession'

Originally posted by: unknown18

TB, i hav been noticing it too. nd Manav shaved!!! no more devdas!! there r hints😉

Tulsey i just love u 🤗 now who is bringing chai nd snacks for me??😆

Ok baby, I am going to spoil you...I am going to make masala chai and bring the "Shah's" chirwa. So go back to your studies.....I will call you when it is ready...

Me ! I want some please .

Tulsey 🤗

i want kurkure too😳 u r sooooo sweet!!! uff overdose of shakkar 🤪 😆

yea i m going in 5 mins. just finishing up my haleem!

Kool, the kiss was mine but i m not funky like that😆 nd i dont hav hair like that thankfully!😆

how r u?

Originally posted by: unknown18

Just like Shravani, Fifi is hallucinating 🤪 there shravani is so confident about 'her love' nd here Fifi is confident about a 'love confession'