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Kool commenting from base .............Miss Shakkar in FULL FORM in PR . .
Guys , Guys , Shakkar Philosophy has worked . All those lethal doses of sugar injected forcefully in every Deshmukh's system r rapidly taking effect at an alarming rate . They r all feeling dizzy and drugged with all that sugar addling their brain . The most recent victim is Savita .
Archna and Manav will go to Varshas wedding for 5 days , she said , her eyes [ did u all notice her expression ] enlarged and stoned with that Shakkar . [ Literally Guys .Just see that scene.]
Chubby Face couldn't believe her luck . She beamed , her round , sanskaari face shining like the full moon . I don't wanna say thank u , but THANK U , she babbled in joy , not knowing what she was saying . Savita was too stoned to say anything sarcastic to EVEN THIS ONE , HANDED TO HER ON A PLATTER . I Don't want the blasted gal's KARZ , Obligation , she managed somehow weakly , true to her incorrigible spirit . But All knew that the Deshmukh Fortress was crumbling , including The Pyasi Atma who stared in disbelief .
The wimpy men wanted to celebrate . Lets have something sweet , The Drunkard Wimp suggested to the Laughing Wimp . The Laughing Wimp laughed with pure Joy . Normally he laughs all the time like a wound up toy coz he knows He has no alternatives in life but to go along with whatever he is told to do , and all those women in his house towering above him numb his brain cells , so he giggles softly and hysterically , in just the right amount so as not to disturb anyone . But today he REALLY laughed . NoNo , we have many more houses to go to , he said , laughing uncontrollably . Decent Bachelor Kaka smiled , thankful that he hadn't married and all this IJAAZAT business was not his daily dish . Insaaniyat Baba stood mutely like a 5 year old , knowing fully well that his job in that house was only to wait for Mommy's IJAAZAT SPELLS . Miss Shakkar then LITERALLY gave her parents two teaspoons of SHAKKAR , true in Maharastrian style , and they went home , having fainting spells on the way .
The Pyasi Atma flounced off to the bedroom , unable to believe what had just taken place .Insaaniyat Baba followed her and immediately went into ICEBERG MODE , and let the dutiful juices flow freely into his system before he opened his mouth to speak . I am going there for mere DUTY, he said to her . Gotta do my DUTY . Always .
The Pyasi Atma , who loves him in her own blood thirsty way , controlled her emotions . Her eyes softened as they rested on Insaaniyat Baba's glacial face .
" Go ." she said graciously , " Anyways who am I to stop u when ur mum has given u permission .'
" YOU are gonna be my wife , U have a full right to express urself ' Said Insaaniyat Baba like an icy robot who occasinally gets miffed . { I wonder why these rights were never given to Miss Shakkar .] Btw Shravani Hate Club wallahs , did u note how MANAV keeps saying these dialogues ?
No No , Manav don't be miffed please , I didnt intend to hurt u , said the Pyasi Atma hastily . She really does love Insaaniyat Baba , guys . In her way , she does . But Insaaniyat Baba stood there unmoved , having said his say . I have full BHAROSA on u The Pyasi Atma told him with tears in her eyes .
Miss Shakkar was hovering at the door and the Pyaasi Atma had graciously given her permission to come in today . She wanted to have a word with her about unleashing Insaaniyat Baba and babysitting him for 5 days business .
" Can I phone MY MANAV for these 5 days ?Do I have ur IJAZAAT ? 'she asked not so sarcastically , struggling with her emotions . But she did make it a point to say MY MANAV as she does not believe in the Shakkar philosophy .
Of course ! Miss Shakkar replied , falling all over herself out of pure , shuddha guilt . In fact , I won't mind even if u COME WITH US ![ And sleep between us ] I really don't ! You gotta believe me ! He is yours and yours alone !
Of course he is , answered the Pyasi Atma , immediately hardening . Miss Shakkar's sugar has the ANTI EFFECT on her as she is a rare specimen . She hardens when sugar is doled out to her . Human answers she can understand , Sugary inhuman ones give her allergic reactions . Make No mIstake of that . I challenge u , after these 5 days he will be MINE ONLY . This is MY PARIKSHA , MY EXAM , she said , like a Prasad Productions Movie heroine .
Totally yours , totally yours , One hundred and one percent yours ! wept Miss Shakkar . My Exam begins after that , when I leave u all ! Gimme Best of Luck , please , please !
But The Pyaasi Atma merely stared in disgust . She wanted to emit a blood curdling howl but her lovable darling was sitting in the next room so she controlled herself for HIS sake .
Miss Shakkar then went in the outer room and declared that she was NOT going to the wedding preparation . She wanted to sweeten everyone's life , that was her purpose . Hey ! said Savita , perking up a little , feeling that she needed to know who was in charge . Im still in charge ! I decide ! Who the bloody hell r u to decide ?
Your BETI , Miss Shakkar said . Am your Beti .
What ! said Savita , scandalized with this information .Since WHEN ? I don't consider u my bahu , Forget being a BETI ! Huh !
Doesn't matter said Miss Shakkar and put an invisible injection right in Savita's old veins . No problem .You don't consider me beti , I consider u my AAI . My AAi you are and My aai you shall ALWAYS BE . I LOVE YOU . and she pressed a dose of shakkar in the veins . All around became totally stoned .
Tottering under the effects of that much sugar , Insaaniyat Baba went to find her on the terrace . WHY ? he asked weakly .Why , Why Why ? Why r u doing this ?
Our Aai needs me , said Miss Shakkar , drawing herself up with dignity , the halo of goodness shining around her beautiful face . In the moonlight she looked like a goddess to Insaaniyat Baba . My maayka can manage [ or go to hell] she said . But I cannot leave your mommy's kicking feet . I love Her .
Insaaniyat Baba folded mutely .
The Sanskaari Ullu Duo reached home somehow tottering with all that sugar . Chubby Face noticed her Unsanskaari Bahu working in the kitchen for a change . Why r u working , she yelled . Shoo ! Shoo ! Go out , sit . It is NOT good to work in pregnancy .One must sit on her butt and become FAT while others run to and fro for her . Did u drink milk ? Ha ? This ladki na ! And Chubby Face ensured that Manju had milk so that her brain refreshed for further , evil plotting against her own daughters while her Wimpy son watched all this fondly with pride . Miss Shakkar's sugar has infectious effects even from afar .
The Gunda was telling Gingerbread to join her in kicking a husband's butt session coz he had beaten up his wife . How dare he do it , r we women Kachra , she was saying when her own bahu Vandu the Goat rushed out and threw herself at her feet and mercy saying I cannot bear The Tiger's daily Rape sessions . I can't , I can't , i can't she said . The Gunda hurriedly shut her cell and considered the situation . She was afraid the Tiger wud go too far , she knew her uncontrollable son who had inherited HER uncontrollable traits .
Ok Ok she said in disgust .I'll do sumthing . And off she went to find the Tiger , who was drinking near the bar corner in their palatial flat . He was enjoying his evening drinks in solitude and HATED this interruption . He loved drinking and planning newer ways for his Rape sessions . Guys , The Tiger is VERY innovative . His glass scheme had failed , but so what ?
From today you r Oh So Not gonna sleep with HER , said the Gunda , putting her mommy feet down firmly . Don't you understand ? What if her FEAR DIES and she isn't scared of us anymore , ha ?How will we survive if people don't get scared of us ? Don't u understand , how many times I have told u ? We must treat her like a guinea pig for our experiments but we gotta keep her ALIVE , Dammit ! Didnt u inherit my Brains too , or just my Uncontrollable nature ?Ha ?
Oh alright , Alright, said the Tiger waving her away as he wanted to get zonked and this was spoiling his high .
Some interesting points
Manjus white sari with blue border was lovely
Varsha told her that she was lucky to have Sulo for a ma in law , Very true !
Vandu was having nightmares . Yet no wish of returning home .
Savita Has Fallen and cannot resist Archu anymore .Bond has formed .
Archu has won . Shakkar philosophy has won and , I , her ardent critic , have Lost !
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