Rasika's tips for Varsha (Pg 6)

Suhaag Raat Tips

Satish seeks manav's advice before going for his "shaadi" with Varsha. Here follows the conversation.

Satish- yaar kuch batao yaar shaadi ke bare mein. Kaise karna hai kya karna hai?

Manav- wo pundit ji bata denge mandap pe

Satish ' aai la! Mandap pe yehi sab batate hain kya? Maine socha tha mantra padhte honge.

Manav- haan to main bhi mantra ki baat kar raha tha

Satish- abe nahin yaar..suhaag raat ki baat batao

Manav- ok Suhaag raat ko is liye suhaag raat kehte hain ki kyun ki us mein ek suhagan involved hoti hai aur wo ek raat hoti hai. Samjhe na?

Satish- itna to mujhe bhi pata hai. Kaise kya karna hai wo batao. Maine suna hai pehli baar kuch bhi nahin hota achhe se. matlab kaafi muskil hoti hai.

Manav- haan muskil to hai yaar. Pehle to achha sa strong sa palank lao. Aur usse sajao.

Satish- sahi hai dost' strong isliye kyun ki kamzor ho to toot jayega? Am I right?

Manav- abe sun to. palank ke dono side do aur bistar lagao

Satish-achha wo isliye kyun ki excitement ke mare agar miya biwi gir padte hain zameen pe to chot na lage?

Manav- sone keliye yaar. Tum palank k ek side sooge aur tumhari biwi doosri taraf

Satish- had karte ho. khak suhaag raat hai pati patni alag soye to.

Manav- khaak kaise. Pehle to definition pe gaur karo. Suhaag raat ko is liye suhaag raat kehte hain ki kyun ki us mein ek suhagan involved hoti hai aur wo ek raat hoti hai. Samjhe na?

Satish- bhad mein jaye tumhara definition. Aage bolo

Manav- palank ke niche koi saaman na rakho. Ekdum khaali raakho

Satish- wow! So that pati patni roll karke khisak ke palank ke niche aa sake aur apna kaam kar sake?

Manav- nahin ek doosre ko puri raat tukur tukur dekh saken

Satish- nahiiii..aisa hota hai kya?

Manav- aur haan pata hai 'jab jab tum najrein milaoge to gaane bajenge

Satish- abe gaane sunke kya karunga yaar

Manav- are tumhe pata nahin..gaane kaafi kaam aate hain.

Satish- kaise? Gaana sunke excitation badh jati hai kya?

Manav- nahin yaar'dimaag pak jata hai..par agar kabhi tumhari biwi ki ear ring tumhare kurte se lag jati hai bechari Sharm ke mare keh nahain payegi..tab gaana bajega

" dhhondo dhhondo re sajna more kaan ka bala".

Tabhi tum janoge ki uski ear ring tumhare kurte mein chipak gayi hai

Satish- yaar muh khol ke keh nahin payegi kya?

Manav- kaise bhai? tumse baat karegi tabhi to kahegi

Satish- to khud nikal sakti hai na ear ring mere kapdon se

Manav- dheere bolo bhai'pati patni ko ek doosre ko chhuna allowed nahin hai.

Satish-abe tum ne mujhe mar dala yeh baat keh ke. To kis liye shaadi karun main?

Manav-achha sawal hai. Kabhi sardi lage to cap pehena degi..haath kat jaye to saree fad ke kapda bandh degi. Aur tumhari aai ka dil behel jayega usko gaali de de ke..

Satish- Manav bas karo..main pagal ho jaunga

Manav- abe suno to'raat ko tumhara khane pe intezar karegi

Satish- aur khana kha ke hum kuch karenge nahin raat ko?

Manav- haan karoge

Satish- good. kaise yaar

Manav- palank ke do side mein alag alag so k ek doosre ko tukur tukur dekhoge

Satish- repeat mat kar 'maine teri jaan le lunga manav'

Manav- aur ek baat..pata hai yeh sab karne se kya milega

Satish- kya

Manav-4-5 mahine baad ek aur ladki mil jayegi ..biwi ki taur pe

Satish-sahi?

Manav- aur uske sath ek bachha bhi milega jisse tumhe apna naam de paoge. Bole to bina mehnat ka bachha..wo bhi 100% free..

(Satish faints. Manav is happy that aaj usne khinchai karne mein koi kasar nahin chhodi)

🤣Ah SD bhai, hilarious one dude!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG this was hilarious SD!!
u summarized story of Arman in such a brilliant way 🤣...best part when Manav says about the kuta 🤣🤣...
SD u are very creative!!!!

thanks, that was soo funny...manav giving tips???

😆 Sd my throat is already hurting and u made me laugh so hard gosh

tukar tukar dekhna....bachcha free...🤣
Hilarious SD 😆

OMG OMG OMG OMG. This was truly and simply entertainment at its very best. Especially that majboot plang part in which Satish gets excited. Ek baat batao, itne naughty ideas dimag mein kahan se aate hain? Does not matter since you keep up entertained. You are EOTF, means entertainer of the forum.

🤣 fab' SD ...tukur-tukur part ws too gd.....Archu ne toh jhel liya...bt Varsha wll kill Satish if he even thinks of employing those tips 🤣

tukur tukur dekhoge 🤣