Rasika's tips for Varsha (Pg 6) - Page 4

SD,

I thought about it for a couple of minutes more and again I think that would really be the best way for you to write it. The way in which the Varsha-Satish relationship has been depicted allows us to think of their romance as robust enough to endure comedy. Whereas not only is it hard to imagine this wishy-washy Archana as the aggressor, but also when their relationship finally reaches the bedroom we'd like to see serious romance rather than comedy. That is perhaps the reason that you have yourself reserved humour in their case for what happens after they've been married for a few days rather than on their wedding night. Viewers are just too anxious about that wedding nght to allow it to be comic or to encourage humour there !

C

OK, SD:

I went back and read the Milan Ki Raat post which was definitely entertaining, but also told me two things:

a) Even in humour the wedding night is a failed one, they don't actually get together. So I 'm interested in seeing how this combination (one I think has been discussed in some other context) might happen: successful wedding night meets comedy.

b) By making her into Archana's guide you show an awareness that Varsha doesn't really need Rasika's advice; her own practical good instincts will see her through. The humour must lie then in Satish's resistance that she has to - and will - overcome, for the Varsha we know is sensible, determined, and attracted to Satish (or will be, by then) in a normal and healthy way.

In writing such a piece you would not only give us a lot of fun, but would also thumb your nose wonderfully at the creatives both for robbing this serial of any genuine humour and for presenting "good" women as sobbing and de-sexed creatures, unable or unwilling to work in their own interests.

C

its true Varsha doesn't really need any tips. But this Rasika will kind of impose her advice on Varsha at office (both work in satish matrimonial services). u might have met many people who love suggesting others, even if that is not required. This rasika is one of them. Let us see how these two interact.

Writing on a successful and serious ArMan wedding night needs good literary/writing skill, which I think someone like C. Nikita, Skepo or Kool can do the best. Apart from that we all know what exactly a successful wedding night means. Will the mods allow that?😍

Anyways, I would like you to write this. come on..

Ham-se agar huya hota to ab tak likh na dete?? What with Carpe and people wildly

rooting for "what-not" from the sidelines. It will be a lot easier for you because you use dialogue. My style of writing is more descriptive than dialogic, so the mods would definitely collar me and have their bouncers throw me out of the party.

😆

C

jokes apart I wrote ArMan in switzerland. they did it for the first time there in the most sharmila tarika ever.

Frustrated Varsha and Satish join office after a failed wedding night. Satish, the boss moves to his cabin and gets busy with his work. Visibly upset, Varsha also goes to her work station and starts working. Rasika notices this and goes to varsha.

Rasika- Hi varsha

Varsha- hello kaki

Rasika- kaki hogi teri maa. Call me Rasika or rassi. Yeh batao kaisi rahi?

Varsha- kya ?

Rasika- suhaag raat aur kya

Varsha- bas achhi rahi

Rasika- are hum se kya sharmana. Shakal dekh ke to aisa lag raha hai ki kuch hua hi nahin

Varsha- haan rasika ab aap se kya chhupana

Rasika- Oh no..satish "wo" hai kya. Mujhe to uski mardangi par pehle se hi doubt tha. Warna meri jaisi babes ke sath itne dino se office mein kaam kar ke bhi ek baar mujhe bhuki nazar se nahin dekha usne

Varsha- chup kariye. pata nahin kya hai wo..usse to kuch pata nahin..

Rasika- to tum initiate karti na

Varsha- main kaise karti? Mujhe sharm aati hai

Rasika- are kahe ki sharm..College ke dino mein kabhi kuch kiya nahin hai kya?

Varsha- chhi..shaadi se pehle yeh sab

Rasika- tabhi tumhe dikkat aa rahi hai Varsha..ab bolo match khlene jane se pehle Tendulkar jaisa batsman bhi net practice karta hai ya seedha muh uthake maidan pe chala jata ha?i….mere liye to suhaag raat bas ek aur raat thi …khair ab jo keh rahi hun dhyan se suno

Varsha- kahiye

Rasika- sab se important hai kapde..kuch aisa peheno..ta ki tum dikho usso

Varsha- to main kya invisible rehti hun?

Rasika- are samjho baat ko..kuch aisa peheno ki uski nazar tumhare chehre pe kam rahe…kahin aur jyada rahe….samjhi na baby?

Varsha- hmmm…fir

Rasika-usse doodh pilao

Varsha-rasika ji…

Rasika- mera matlab hai ki glass mein keshar wala doodh jo hoga na usse apne haathon se pilao…aur doodh pilate time jan bujh ke doodh ko apne aur uske kapdon pe gira do

Varsha- kapde kharab nahin ho jayenge

Rasika- buddhu ladki..tujhe kapdon ki padi hai..yahan teri zindegi barbaad honewali hai..sun..uske baad jaise hi kapde gile ho jayen..usi bahane uske kapde utar dalo

Varsha- mujhe sharm aayegi

Rasika- offo…aisa karna padega tujhe ..lallu se ladke ke sath shaadi ki hai tune..itna to karna padega

Varsha- chalo kiya. Uske baad

Rasika- gaane play kar dena ya Ekta Ji ko pehle se bata dena ki yeh wala gaana play kar de "baahon mein chale aao hum se sanam kya parda"

Varsha- ok aage boliye

Rasika- uske baad uske seene se lipat jana…usse kehna ..jaanu barson ki aag jo mere andar jal rahi hai aao usse bujha do

Varsha- yeh kehna padega kya

Rasika-jab saamnewala samajhta nahin ho usse kehna padega hi…aur behave like a ghayal sherni

Varsha- ghayal sherni matlab

Rasika- matlab teri aankhon mein bhuk dikhni chahiye..hontho pe pyas dikhni chahiye…

Varsha- bhuk aur pyas bhi bhala kabhi dikhti hai?

Rasika- Oh baby tujhe kaise samjhaun..facial expressions are so important

Varsha- chalo koshish karungi. uske baad?

Rasika- uske baad uske sath lip lock kar lena

Varsha- mujh se nahin hoga wo ek ladka hai usse yeh sab karna chahiye

Rasika- achha ek asaan sa tarika bataun

Varsha- boliye na

Rasika- sattu ko mere paas 2 raat keliye bhej de…main usse sab sikha dungi..usko exp ho jayega fir tujhe prob nahin hogi

Varsha- rasika mind ur words.. satish sirf mera hai

Rasika- tera hai…agreed..par aise kaise kaam chalega..tujhe steps lene padenge

Varsha- par wo kehta hai pati patni ek doosre ko touch karna allowed nahin hai. Kaise samjhaun usse?

Rasika- tere bed room mein AC hoga na. ekdum chill karke rakhna room ko. Uske kapde to tune utar diye honge. Sardi se kamp ke bechara kaha jayega tere se liptana padega..fir tu apni garmi dena usko..

Varsha- itni thandi to main bardast nahin kar sakti..usse garmi kahan se dun main

Rasika- oh baby..tujhe kaise samjahun tujhe garmi paida karni padegi..sun aisa karna 🤬🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬 🤬

Varsha- yeh bhi mujhe karna padega kya?

Rasika- haan aur all the best..iske baad bhi woh kuch nahin kare to usse leke doctor ke paas chali jana..LOL