Rasika's tips for Varsha (Pg 6) - Page 3

SaSha ki Suhaag Raat

Recap: Manav has given some wrong advice to Satish for Suhaag Raat. Go through the Suhaar Raat Tips by Manav on page 1 for details. Satish is blindly following those tips. See how it happens.

It's a beautiful and typical filmy type suhaag bed arranged for SaSha. Varsha is waiting for Satish in a perfect dulhan attire. Satish comes. He is all set to employ the tips given by Manav.

Satish- Hi Varsha..are wah kaafi sundar aur strong sa palank to already tayaar hai aur us pe tum baithi bhi ho

Varsha- (Sharma rahi hai)

Satish- are sharmana chhodo..jitni jaldi mere sath comfortable ho jaogi utna achha hai

Varsha- (smiles aur soch rahi hai satish aaj to pure mood mein hai. Maza aa jayega aaj to)

Satish- yaar jaldi karo na palank ke dono side do aur bistar lagane hain

Varsha- wo kyon bhala? ( sochti hai wow kahin palank se gir pade aur chot na lage uska arrangement hai)

Satish- raat bhar aise baithi rahogi kya? Sona nahin hai?

Varsha- hum niche soyenge?

Satish- haan is paar mein us paar tum

Varsha- Satish tumhara dimaag to thik hai

Satish- are palank ke neeche kisi ka saman hai usko hatana padega.

Varsha- wo kyun? (sochti hai wow satish palank ke neeche pyar karne ka soch raha hai kya?)

Satish- warna ek doosre ko tukur tukur dekhenge kaise

Varsha-( ab samajhti hai is buddhu ko kuch nahin pata) koi dekhne ki zaroorat nahin. Tumhara mann karta hai to zameen pe so jao. Main to so rahi hun palank pe.

Satish- (sochta hai yaar Manav ne to yeh nahin bataya tha ki biwi bed pe soye aur wo zameen pe soye to aage kaise kya karna hai) aise kaise kuch kaam hoga

Varsha- ( khush hoti hai ki satish ab kaam ki baat pe aaya) good. Ab aaye ne line pe. ( chhedne keliye puchti hai) kis kaam ki baat kar rahe ho ji?

Satish- ab itna bhi samajh mein nahin aaya kya? Tum bed pe soogi aur main zameen pe sounga to ek doosre ko tukur tukur dekhnege kaise?

Varsha- tukur tukur my foot. Tukur tukur hi dekhna tha to suhaag raat kyun mana rahe ho

Satish- aai la. Tumhe bhi nahin pata definition. Lo suno. Suhaag raat ko isliye suhaag raat kehte hain kyun ki us mein ek suhaagan involved hoi hai aur wo ek raat mein hoti hai

Varsha- isliye ki thi mujh se shaadi yeh bakwaas definition sunane ko?

Satish-are nahi..bahut kuch hai..jaise ki tum mujhe sardi lage to topi pehena dogi..kahin chot lag jayegi to apni saree fad ke kapda bandh dogi, meri aai ki daant sunogi

Varsha- main kuch nahin karnewali. Yeh sab karwane keliye ki thi shaadi?

Satish- nahin aur bhi hai. Tum mera roz raat ko khane pe wait karogi. Aur uske baad….

Varsha- ( gets excited) bolo na uske baad kya?

Satish- wohi roz ki tarah alag alag bed pe soke ek doosre ko tukur tukur dekhne ka hai aur kya?

Varsha- (Satish ka haath pakad ke) satish tumhe kya ho gaya hai?

Satish- aye touch mat karo mujhe. Pati patni ko ek doosre ko touch karna allowed nahin hai.

Varsha- ( gets angry) main ja rahi hun is kamre se. mujhe nahin rehna tumhare sath

Satish- are aise kaise? Kam se kam 2-3 mahine to rukna padega tumhe aise

Varsha- matlab?

Satish- jab tak ek aur ladki biwi ki taur pe meri zindegi mein na aaye wo bhi bina mehnat ka bachha pet mein le ke

( Varsha gives a tight slap and Satish faints again)