The Longest Poem! - Page 4

Tanya is the lovable one
with a heart as soft as butter
The very characters that she blasts
She forgives without a stutter

And as we stare at her amazed
She goes on forgiving , unfazed
She loves Archu more than anyone
and changes opinions like a chameleon

And of course our very own Doc
with opinions as firm as a rock
she does psychoanalysis
which no one ever gives a miss

Her favorite is her Manav
whom she all day defends
Kool and she r at loggerheads
But in the end depart as friends

Fifi is the silent one
who reads us all , very amused
her cryptic one lined comments
hit the mark and leave us bemused

And then there are the odd ones
who post rarely but peep in too
Samarth , C , toothbrush and many more
who simply spout gems galore

Then we have the males
SD , Akash and Ali
They make the forum interesting
On purpose or willy nilly

SD loves to write comedy
And Ali so young and frank
But Akash is the chauvinist
with jibes that our ego spank

We think he lives in Sparta
but no one knows the truth
And behind all that chauvinst veneer
He really is rather a dear

But we must not forget Gauri here
who is mischievous but also a dear
She is the IF Sherlock Holmes
whose predictions r needed by the creatives dome

Ajit had eyes for Archana
in todays episode
Manav shud lift him by the collar
and throw him out on the road

Sindoor's been put, the pooja's been done,
Off they go for the baby son.
It's Manav and Archana all the way,
Goodbye Shravni, don't stay another day.

Manav and Archana will come out to play,
Some are predicting it will be on Holi day.
All these PR ladies are waiting by the door,
to see what is happening on the kitchen floor.

Now Tanya wants Archana and Ajit to commit,
while Kools want Ajit to attempt something illicit.
Fifi wants to beat Ajit with a bat,
don't know what the rest will say about that.

I'm glad that Ajit is back in the mix,
let's see how manav will handle this fix.
He'll grab Archana by the hand,
and say to her no way i'm your man.

Ahhh today we finally saw Ajit the creep
Who is supposed to give an angle cheap
But his grand entry has given an idea rare
that he and Archu wud make a fine pair

For frankly we r fed up
of all the good lallus
A devil is more welcome now
than those who hide behind mom's pallus

Come hither Ajit and deliver
Yon spark , fire and splendour !
Just treat our Archu tenderly
keeping in mind her gender .

You looked good in sherwani pink
although it is a color gay
not many cud have pulled it off
but you did , what say what say !

Ah Ajit , creepy Ajit !
Without u what wud this serial be
We shiver to think or imagine
And mind u its not just me !

For quite a group is forming
and becoming your fans
Never leave us and go to Bangkok
This is your turf our man !

How we gaze when you sit
Your hand twirling a chilled beer
Oh the way your teeth you grit
before we see that famous sneer

We wish you many episodes
in PR till it stays
You lighten it like a dark room
that is lit with the sun's rays !

However, I believe Manav will deliver

his love for Archu will make you quiver

Just you wait, the lover will spit fire

Ajit the creep will have to face his ire

Till then PR forum survives on fantasies

Of ArMan romance, and pure ecstasies.

SD, Niki, Shankar and commentator

consider this and therefore cater,

thus fueling the fire in our starved minds

Of an ArMan reunion of some kind.

But the creatives believe in drag theory

Beware, coz the audience is getting fiery.