S.M.S. (Kaka joins SMS/Pg 8)

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@.FunLuvingGirl.

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#51

yaar its hilarious. 😆
luved it
and go on writing..

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-SD-

@-SD-

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#52

Kaka Joins S.M.S.

One fine morning kaka gets a call. It's Rasika calling him for an interview. Kaka is unable to recognize her voice as she has covered the phone with a cloth.

Kaka- Hello

Rasika- Am I speaking to Vishwas, the only Mard in Mumbai?

Kaka- par aap?

Rasika- main Satish Matrimonial Services se baat kar rahi hun. Aap Vishwas, the only Hunk in Mumbai bol rahe hain na?

Kaka- ji Vishwas to hun main. Par main ab bhi hunk hun iska vishwas mujhe nahin hai.

Rasika- sone ki parakh sonar ko hoti hai baby..aur tum hunky the hunky ho hunky rahoge iska vishwas kam se kam hum ko hai

Kaka- chaliye man lete hain ki hum hunk hain. Par kya hai na 20-30 saal se yeh word suna nahin maine. Tha koi jo mujhe hunk kehta tha

Rasika- Tha ya thi Vishy ?

Kaka- Aai La…yeh naam aap ko kaise pata

Rasika- aap ne aaj kaun se color ke kapde pehene hain yeh bhi hamen pata hai

Kaka- main to safed ke alawa kuch pehenta nahin. To is mein pata karne wali baat kya hai?

Rasika- Bahar dikh rahe kapde hi kapde nahin hote baby. Kuch kapde andar bhi pehene jate hain.

Kaka- hey bhagwan aap ko mere anadar ki baat bhi pata hai? Lagta hai aap ne mere bare mein kaafi research ki hai .

Rasika- aap ko kaafi browse bhi kya hai hum ne

Kaka- lekin kyun?

Rasika- aap ka lene keliye

Kaka- kya?

Rasika- I mean aap ko hamari comp mein chief field officer ke post mein lene keliye

Kaka- wake hi? Mera lengi aap? I mean mujhe naukri mein lengi aap?

Rasika- Filhaal main aap ka phone pe le rahi hun

Kaka- kya?

Rasika- Interview..u dirty mind..kya socha tha

Kaka- aap personally bula ke lo na phone pe kya le rahi ho

Rasika-interview ..right??????????

Kaka- haan jo aap uchit samjhe

Rasika- mujhe aap se jyada kuch puchhna nahin hai. Bas aap batao kab aa sakte ho hamare office.

Kaka- abhi aa jayen kya?

Rasika- tum hamesha utawale kyun hote ho..kuch cheezon ko dheere dheere karne mein maza aata hai

Kaka- mujh se aur intezar nahin ho raha

Rasika- personal interview keliye

Kaka- aap se milne keliye bhi..aap mujhe kisi ki yaad dilati ho

Rasika- kyun wo margayi kya?

Kaka- saalon se dekha nahin usko. Pata nahin kaise hogi kya kar rahi hogi

Rasika- aaj bhi marte ho us pe

Kaka- kabhi kabhi marta hun..aur kabhi us ko khoon karne ka sochta hun..tabhi aaj tak mera sar takla hai aur main safed kapde pehenta hun

Rasika- (LOL) wow itna pyar…hamari company aap ko zaroor lena chahegi..aap aisa karo kal 11:30 ko SMS office mein aa jao. You will be reimbursed to n fro auto fare. Agar aap apni rajdoot motor cycle pe aaoge petrol ka bill zaroor lana

Kaka- mere paas rajdoot hai yeh bhi pata hai aap ko

Rasika- aap se kal milte hain Vishy, the sex symbol of Mumbai

Kaka- thik hai madam ji..hum zaroor aayenge aur apni rajdoot fatfatiya mein aayenge.

(Interview Day. Kaka reaches SMS office. Enters interview room. Varsha and Satish already there. )

Kaka- Namaste

Satish- Namaste kaka. Please take your seat.

Varsha- aap ko pata hi hoga SMS mein kya kaam hota hai

Kaka- han shadiyaan karawate hain aur tudwate hain.

( Rasika enters the room. She is in red micro minis and a curve-defining black tight top)

Kaka- (khade hoke) rasi..baby tum ? maine tumhari awaz thik pehchani thi phone pe

(kaka, Rasika dono gale milte hain aur kiss karte hain)

Varsha- satish ji mujhe maaf kariye main yahan se jati hun (leaves the room)

Satish- filhaal interview ki khatir dono apni apni kursi mein baith jayen aur sawal-jawab kare. Kaka aap apne aap ko field officer post keliye kaise fit samajhte hain?

Kaka- puri umer meri field mein hi kati hai. Rasika aur main kabhi football ki field mein kabhi ganne ki khet mein din raat gujarte the. To field ki koi tension nahin mujhe.

Rasika- u naughty boy..aaj bhi yaad hai tumhe..

Kaka- usi yaadon ke sahare aaj zinda hun Rasi, meri jaan

Satish-Kaka yeh bataiye dhoop mein aap ko bike chala ke client ke ghar jana padega..unse baatein karni padegi…iska kya tazooraba hai aapko

Kaka- bike chalane ki koi tension nahin hum ko..maine saari kidnapping bike mein hi ki hai…kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hua hai..ek sath do do logon ko ek bike mein kidnap kiya hai maine. Ek ko pichhe bandh deta tha aur doosre ko aage bitha deta tha. Yeh baat alag hai ki ladki ko uthane ka alag hi maza aata tha. Aur rahi baat client ko samjhane ki , wo to main phone mein ek dhamki dunga saala dauda dauda paise ki bag leke mere paas aayega

Satish- gunda gardi nahi karni hai..hamen client ke ghar jake usse kis tarah ka candidate chaihiye shaadi keliye wo pata karna hai…

Kaka- Vishwas kisi ko choice karne ka mauka nahin deta..zinda dafna dunga ek ek ko..main jis keliye jis ko pasand karunga..usse usiko shaadi karni padegi..warna yeh rampuri dekhi hai (pocket mein se rampuri chaku nikalta hai)

Rasika- oh Vishy I love this rampuri tool of yours…waise tumhare saare tools achhe hain (LOL)

Satish- (darr ke) kaka aap apne tools apne paas hi rakhiye please..

Rasika- abhi asli tool unhone bahar nikala hi kahan? (LOL)

Kaka- daro mat Satish..tumhe thodi na attack karunga main

Satish-par aap aise karenge to clients dar ke SMS mein nahin aayenge

Rasika- oh sattu…aaj kal ki ladkiyan aise mardon se darti hain kya? Mujhe to Vishy ne gun point mein pataya tha..wow Vishy..mujhe wo purane din yaad aa gaye

(rasika aur kaka fir se kiss kar lete hain)

Satish- kya kar rahe hain aap dono

Rasika- dekho na hunky, aaj kal ki pidhi pyar karne se darti hai..varsha naam ki ladki pe yeh marta hai..par usse abhi tak chhua bhi nahin

Kaka- satish yeh chaku rakh lo..usse chaku dikhake darake lonavala le jao…bas ek raat ke baad pat jayegi tum se

Satish- chhi..main Varsha ke bare mein aisa soch bhi nahin sakta

Rasika- to behen bana lo na usse baby. Satish kabhi kabhi tumhari mardangi pe mujhe sak hone lagta hai

Satish- kaka yeh batayen SMS aap ko kyun appoint kare

Rasika- main batati hun…Vishy aur main ek chair mein baithenge ek computer use karenge. Jab bhi hum dono ko official kaam keliye site pe jana padega hum ek bike mein jayenge, kabhi raat ko rukna pade to hotel mein bas ek kamra book karenge..dekho 50% saving to maine aise hi kar di..Vishy.baki tum batao

Kaka- main tumhare office mein rahunga to koi gunda mawali tum se hafta le nahin aayega..kyun ki wo log mujhe hafta dene aayenge …jo yahan gundargardi karne aayega us ko yehi zinda dafnadunga..kabhi court kacheri ka mamla tum log deal karo to judge ke saamne mujhe bitha dena..meri rampuri dekhke wo faisala tumhare haq mein sunayega….police ke chakkar mein tum kabhi padoge nahi..kyun ki agar main apne pehle wale avatar mein aa gaya police mujhe hafta dene aayegi idhar

Satish- yeh underworld ka office ho jayega

Rasika- tumhe turn over se matlab hai ya outer-under se matlab hai?

Satish- kitni salary lenge kaka

Kaka- do peti

Satish- rasika ji samjhaiye na ..itna hum kahan se afford kar payenge

Rasika- Vishy Jaanu…thode kam mein man jao na…tum se wada raha har weekend mein hum SMS ke kharche se kahin na kahin ghunme jayenge

Kaka- aisa kya? Tab to mujhe bas monthly 10000 chahiye.

Satish- thank you Kaka. Aap kal se join kar lijiye.

Kaka- oye kal kyun aaj kyun nahin

Rasika- phir utawala ho rahe ho Vishy

Kaka- tumse ek pal bhi juda nahin reh pa raha hun chhamiya

Rasika-satish aaj meri chhutti kar do..vishy ko leke thoda khandala ghum aati hun..kal se join karega yeh

(dono nikal jate hain. Varsha andar aati hai)

Varsha- aapne isse bhi rakh liya kya?

Satish- (inspired by Kaka) hey chal mere sath aaj lonavala..warna yehi zinda dafna dunga tujhe main

Varsha- satish ji yeh kya keh rahe hain

Satish- wohi jo bahut pehle kehna chah raha tha. Mujh se shaadi karegi ya nahin. Nakhre karegi to yehi kaam tamam kar dunga tera

Varsha- maine shaadi keliye kabhi mana kiya hai kya?

( satish ko aake ek kiss karke Varsha chali jati hai. Satish fir se muh khula karke khada rehta hai)

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SONU

@BhatSonu

Sparkler

Posted: 15 years ago

#53

OMG 😆 😆 😆 😆 OMG,SD bhai this one was absolutely Mindblowing one.I would rate it as one of the best post (interms of entertainment) from your side.Loved the everyline of it. it had everything in it,from dadagiri,romance to comedy.it was complete package😆😆😆.u are simply great.👏

Keep rocking yaar!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-ALI-

@-ALI-

Rocker

Posted: 15 years ago

#54

Sd bhai, this one was surely one of your Bests in Terms of entertainment....
Naughtiness was as usual there.. But some punches like Kaka coming in phatphatiya Rajdoot and Kaka, sex symbol of Mumbai and many more were really well thought of and commendable.....
Hats Off...
All in all, it was complete package and it was also in limit.....
@Sonu:
Sorry Bro, your last post has been locked by Mods... But keep coming with other posts in Limit...

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taz ..

@LotusPetals

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 15 years ago

#55

DS ( your new nickname 😆 ) .. it was a powerpacked episode !!
I think it's one of your best till now ! 😳 I loved each nd every line !
bt as Yeli said, it was in d limit too 😳

keep them coming !