!! Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 26 !!

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bhavis

@bhavis

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Posted: 13 years ago

#61

Mein ayee aur sab gayab 😕

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shamrish

@shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

#62

Today being Laloo day , thanks to Shweta initiating it, One more Laloo joke for today

Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back to Patna , when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car...

The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages...

The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened.

The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai,tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.
Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de diya, aur kaha "bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya"

Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek bata. Tu unko kya bola tha? "

The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon" 🤣🤣

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-Rani

@-Rani

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Posted: 13 years ago

#63

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972
Rani are you done with your project or still working on it?

I am still working on that project. It won't be over till end of this year or early next year 😡

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shamrish

@shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

#64

Originally posted by: rainbowgirl
Hello guys n gals 😉

Howz everyone doing? 😛

Namaskaram Ramya
Itni Aankh marogi , baad main batana maat, ek chuatayi aankh hi khuli hain 😆😆

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ramya

@rainbowgirl

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Posted: 13 years ago

#65

Originally posted by: shamrish

Namaskaram Ramya
Itni Aankh marogi , baad main batana maat, ek chuatayi aankh hi khuli hain 😆😆

LOL...aadhi aankh khuli hai 😛 😆

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shamrish

@shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

#66

Folks

Have a meeting to go to... Will be back in 30 min .. Hopefully folks will still be around...

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-Rani

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Posted: 13 years ago

#67

Originally posted by: shamrish
Folks

Have a meeting to go to... Will be back in 30 min .. Hopefully folks will still be around...

Seems like Bhavi is also gone so I will be also back when you guys are back 😊

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#68

Originally posted by: -Rani

Seems like Bhavi is also gone so I will be also back when you guys are back 😊

No i am very much here - mera manager 😡 😡 😡. Samjta nahi ek baat ko. Parichay ka asar use bhi hua hain. Ek hi baat round the round bush kar raha hain 😡.

Either i am speaking in hebrew or he is gone yeda and making me yeda too 😆

Edited by BHAVI1972 - 13 years ago

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#69

Originally posted by: shamrish
Today being Laloo day , thanks to Shweta initiating it, One more Laloo joke for today

Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back to Patna , when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car...

The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages...

The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened.

The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai,tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.
Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de diya, aur kaha "bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya"

Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek bata. Tu unko kya bola tha? "

The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon" 🤣🤣

That was awesome- Laloo ke marne par khush hokar logone paise de diye 🤣