!! Parichay Chit Chat Thread # 26 !! - Page 3

Originally posted by: shweta_r

Good one...

Good quotes today..

Shweta, good Santa joke.. Knew about it though

Originally posted by: shamrish

Good quotes today..

Shweta, good Santa joke.. Knew about it though

Originally posted by: shweta_r

Santa: I always kiss my wife before I leave to office

Banta: Me too..., after you leave

similar one :

"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor." said Santa

Banta "Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?" replied Banta.

Santa said: "Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over." 🤣

Originally posted by: shweta_r

All of us can relate to t this -

Some time back, i had presented Newton's first 2 laws of Immigration..
Here is the 3rd one :

Originally posted by: shamrish

Some time back, i had presented Newton's first 2 laws of Immigration..
Here is the 3rd one :

3rd Law

For each and every Desi that goes back to India for a temporary visit,a Desi of the opposite sex will come onshore on a permanent visit.


Here were the previous 2 presented to refresh :

1st Law
A Desi will continue to stay in the Foreign Country
due to the inertia of the Green Card until and unless an
external force called Deportation is applied.

2nd Law
The force of deportation is defined by F = ma.
Where m = Amount Of Money Desi earned/saved in Foreign
a = dm/dt, the rate at which Desi saved money.
(This is contrary to the common belief that Desi will return back after
making lot of money)

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

I am assuming that this desi in 3rd law means bachelor😕 or single desis

3rd law is indeed for bachelors..

teri ankhen jhuki jhuki ,




😆



tera chehra khila khila,



😆



teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,



😆



tera chehra khila khila ,



😆



jab tune galo per se hath ghumaya,



😆



to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY dikha 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: shamrish

TORTURE FOR TODAY

teri ankhen jhuki jhuki ,




😆



tera chehra khila khila,



😆



teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,



😆



tera chehra khila khila ,



😆



jab tune galo per se hath ghumaya,



😆



to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY dikha 🤣🤣🤣