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bhavis

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Posted: 13 years ago

#21

Originally posted by: shweta_r
Good one...

Shweta this is not only the worries of beggars even i worry sometimes that i don't see the bills for long 😆 😆 and then just go to the bank so that i can feel them 😆 😆

Edited by BHAVI1972 - 13 years ago

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shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

#22

Good quotes today..

Shweta, good Santa joke.. Knew about it though

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BornHyper

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Posted: 13 years ago

#23

Originally posted by: shamrish
Good quotes today..

Shweta, good Santa joke.. Knew about it though

I am not so up-to-date as you are...😉

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shamrish

@shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

#24

Originally posted by: shweta_r
Santa: I always kiss my wife before I leave to office
Banta: Me too..., after you leave

similar one :

"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor." said Santa

Banta "Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?" replied Banta.

Santa said: "Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over." 🤣

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: shweta_r
All of us can relate to t this -

Yaar i was praying the same thing today- mere wale ne sar mein dard kiya hua hain 😆. Now i know why they had the retirement age at 65. since after that they go crazy and make us crazy too😆

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shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

#26

Some time back, i had presented Newton's first 2 laws of Immigration..
Here is the 3rd one :

3rd Law

For each and every Desi that goes back to India for a temporary visit,a Desi of the opposite sex will come onshore on a permanent visit.

Here were the previous 2 presented to refresh :

1st Law
A Desi will continue to stay in the Foreign Country
due to the inertia of the Green Card until and unless an
external force called Deportation is applied.

2nd Law
The force of deportation is defined by F = ma.
Where m = Amount Of Money Desi earned/saved in Foreign
a = dm/dt, the rate at which Desi saved money.
(This is contrary to the common belief that Desi will return back after
making lot of money)

Edited by shamrish - 13 years ago

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#27

Originally posted by: shamrish
Some time back, i had presented Newton's first 2 laws of Immigration..
Here is the 3rd one :

3rd Law

For each and every Desi that goes back to India for a temporary visit,a Desi of the opposite sex will come onshore on a permanent visit.

Here were the previous 2 presented to refresh :

1st Law
A Desi will continue to stay in the Foreign Country
due to the inertia of the Green Card until and unless an
external force called Deportation is applied.

2nd Law
The force of deportation is defined by F = ma.
Where m = Amount Of Money Desi earned/saved in Foreign
a = dm/dt, the rate at which Desi saved money.
(This is contrary to the common belief that Desi will return back after
making lot of money)

I am assuming that this desi in 3rd law means bachelor😕 or single desis

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shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

#28

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

I am assuming that this desi in 3rd law means bachelor😕 or single desis

3rd law is indeed for bachelors..

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shamrish

@shamrish

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Posted: 13 years ago

#29

TORTURE FOR TODAY

teri ankhen jhuki jhuki ,

😆

tera chehra khila khila,

😆

teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,

😆

tera chehra khila khila ,

😆

jab tune galo per se hath ghumaya,

😆

to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY dikha 🤣🤣🤣

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#30

Originally posted by: shamrish
TORTURE FOR TODAY

teri ankhen jhuki jhuki ,

😆

tera chehra khila khila,

😆

teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,

😆

tera chehra khila khila ,

😆

jab tune galo per se hath ghumaya,

😆

to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY dikha 🤣🤣🤣

Fair and lovely??? What is this?

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