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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#121

Originally posted by: snmalik4

No - Guju with chinese accent🐷

🤣🤣 or gujju trying to speak chinese.

Yaar please ap ghuma fira ke mujhe hi kyu topic bana dete ho -😕 - Ridz ke jokes kam pade apko 😆

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#122

Originally posted by: Savz_uniqueblis
Don't play with students

Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..

Student's Answer:

"Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it
outside the Ant's Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water
near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Now ant
will go to dry itself near fire. Whenit reaches
fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU. Remove
oxygen mask from its
mouth and kill the ant.

MORAL: Don't play with students
they can do anything for 15 marks...

🤣 -

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shamrish

@shamrish

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#123

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972
So EIC and all the PIC - no more shayari for the day?😕

Bhavi, i have taken VRS for the day... Looks like u are being entertained 😉

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purvi mehta

@purvimehta

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#124

Bhavi aaj dard kaa pitaara kholaa hai...aur haath jo aaya wahi sab yahan pe humne tolaa hai!!

Ek kavitaa hai yeh dukhyaari😆

Kitaab Si Lagti Hai Yeh Zindagaani
Jinme Milengi Tumko Dhero Kahani,

Kuch Ankahee Si Baaten,Jo Alfaz Banke Rehgaye,
Aur Kuch Aise Khayalaat Jo Tufan Khadaa Kargaye

Khuch Panno Me Khushi K Rang Bhar Diye Gaye,
Kuch Be-Rang Hogaye Toh Kahi Rang Phike Padh Gaye

Har Kahani Ki Ajab Si Hai Daastan,
Hai Kahi Shuruwat Toh Kahi Khatam Hojate Hai Kaarwaa

Ashko Se Mit Chuke Hai Kuch Nishan,
Toh Kahi Daag Banke Reh Gayi Hai Galtiyan

Mohabbat Bhi Hai Yaha Jawan,
Toh Kahi Dard De Jati Hai Bewafaiyaa

Kuch Panne Aandhiyo Me Gumh Hogaye,
Toh Kuch Haalat Se Bebas Phaad Diye Gaye

Kuch Armaano Ko Liye Intezr Me Takhti Rahi,
Kuch Ro Roke Apno Ko Yaad Karti Rahi

Kai Panne Bagaawat Pe Utar Aayi,
Toh Kuch Maayus Hoke Kuch Na Keh Payi

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#125

Originally posted by: shamrish

Bhavi, i have taken VRS for the day... Looks like u are being entertained 😉

Ab kya kare - Salman ke saath poorana ber hain - Woh ghum fir ke mujhe hi topic banadeta hain - Sabko usne bhaga diya😆

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Shobhit18

@Shobhit18

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#126

Don't play with students

Q: How to Kill an Ant?

Asked in exam for 15 marks..

Student's Answer:


"Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it

outside the Ant's Hole.

After eating, Ant will search for some water

near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Now ant

will go to dry itself near fire. Whenit reaches

fire, put a bomb into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant in ICU. Remove

oxygen mask from its

mouth and kill the ant.

MORAL: Don't play with students

they can do anything for 15 marks...

15 marks ki Keemat tum kya jaano TOPPER babu!!!! 😆

Edited by Shobhit18 - 13 years ago

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purvi mehta

@purvimehta

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#127

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

🤣 -

Too good Savz!! hilarious😆

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shamrish

@shamrish

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#128

Originally posted by: purvimehta

Arrey Amrish tum serial dekhna tyaag chuke ho issiliye...abb humne jo yeh aadat lagaayi hai..naa choothte banti hai aur naa sehte banti hai...buss dard bankar yun shaayri se bahaar nikalti hai..😆😆
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Purvi,
Isiliye Maine Kaha tha ki Parichay dekhte dekhte khudh ka parichay bhool jaogi...
Lekin koi sune toh... Phir lage parichay dekhne..

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bhavis

@bhavis

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#129

Originally posted by: purvimehta
Bhavi aaj dard kaa pitaara kholaa hai...aur haath jo aaya wahi sab yahan pe humne tolaa hai!!

Ek kavitaa hai yeh dukhyaari😆

Kitaab Si Lagti Hai Yeh Zindagaani
Jinme Milengi Tumko Dhero Kahani,
Kuch Ankahee Si Baaten,Jo Alfaz Banke Rehgaye,
Aur Kuch Aise Khayalaat Jo Tufan Khadaa Kargaye
Khuch Panno Me Khushi K Rang Bhar Diye Gaye,
Kuch Be-Rang Hogaye Toh Kahi Rang Phike Padh Gaye
Har Kahani Ki Ajab Si Hai Daastan,
Hai Kahi Shuruwat Toh Kahi Khatam Hojate Hai Kaarwaa
Ashko Se Mit Chuke Hai Kuch Nishan,
Toh Kahi Daag Banke Reh Gayi Hai Galtiyan
Mohabbat Bhi Hai Yaha Jawan,
Toh Kahi Dard De Jati Hai Bewafaiyaa
Kuch Panne Aandhiyo Me Gumh Hogaye,
Toh Kuch Haalat Se Bebas Phaad Diye Gaye
Kuch Armaano Ko Liye Intezr Me Takhti Rahi,
Kuch Ro Roke Apno Ko Yaad Karti Rahi
Kai Panne Bagaawat Pe Utar Aayi,
Toh Kuch Maayus Hoke Kuch Na Keh Payi