Funny paki shaar - Page 8

oh God....................u guys r sooooooooooo funny
😃

sorry if it is posted earlier but i m postin it
Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya

Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla sath tha

Kia Aankhein Hain.. Kia Chehra Tum Ne paaya Hai..

Aese Laghta Hai Jese Peepal K Pair(tree) Se bhoot Uter aya Hai

it is very funny hahaha 😆 😆 😆

post me some sheers please ifra 😳

TOTAL NONSENSE!
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Splash!
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar......
Ekhattar, bahattar, chauhattar !
(trihattar is on leave )
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....
Ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
Gum woh cheez hai...
Gum woh cheez hai...
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai,
For example Fevicol (wah wah)

Timepass Shayari
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
(earth to sky, earth to sky)
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai. (air only air)

Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain

Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....

jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

(Aur, end me Ghalib ke liye ek dam fit sher.)
Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda muzhe de de !

Dur se dekhaa to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dur se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi 😆

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye... 😆

Dur se dekhaa to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dur se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi 😆

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye... 😆

Hum yaha Tum waha
Naa jaane kitney Dhur hai
Ek nadhi dho kinaray milnay se moojbhur hain 😛