Funny paki shaar - Page 6

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gud yaar ........... 😆

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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein hum chat

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arz kia hai (actually peotry say pehlay coughing kerna mera shook hai ) 😆

pepal ki ghani chaoon main hum ishq laraya kertay thay hum majain nawaya kertay thay woh panday majha kertay thay

girl chandni chand say hoti hai sitaroon say nahin mohabbat aik say hoti hai hazaroon say nahin
boy ager chandni chand say hogi to sitaroon ka kia hoga ager mohabbat aik say hogi to hazaroon ka kia hoga

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kuch meri taraf say bhi.....


raftaa raftaa har police vaale ko shaayar kar diyaa
mahafil-e-sher-o-suKhan mein bhej kar sarakaar ne
ek qaidi subah ko phaansi lagaa kar mar gayaa
raat bhar Gazalein sunaaiin us ko thaanedaar ne


ek shaam kisi bazm mein juute jo kho gaye,
ham ne kahaa bataaye ghar kaise jaayenge
kahne lage ke sher sunaate raho yuuN hii
ginte nahiin banenge abhi itane aayenge


bolaa dukaan-daar ke kya chaahiye tumhein?
jo bhi kahoge meri dukaan par vo paa_oge
main ne kaha ke kutte ke khaane kaa 'cake' hai?
bolaa yahin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge?

HOMEWORK PURA HOTA NAHI,
RAAT KO MEIN SOTA NAHI,
JAB MOOD HO PARHAI KA,
HOMEWORK KOI HOTA NAHI

Main munawar mirza bataonga khel ka haal,
Itni tez chali hawa kai urr gaye mere baal.
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Aham khabron main char pathano per hoa sitam,
Ijazat dijiye ab hoa khabarnama khatam.

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Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch youn umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume neend se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare hair main phirana
Aur muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.



5 saal baad........


subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar zor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko school chorrtey hue jana..............

ek baar phir wohi awaaz ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chorri nahi charpai,
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge.