Funny paki shaar - Page 2

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Very Kool 😆

I have a shaar

Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
Toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
Toh hum behosh ho gaye

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Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

all of these are funny
ok i have one too

zindagi to hum bhi je rahey they
taqdeer humari kharab nikli
tajmehel hum bhi buna sakte they
mumtaz humari bewafa nikli

6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho
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Sorry guys this one is for girls 😆

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Kool

5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Sadak par sab kahe kya cute ho,
Phir main sabse kahun side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner kay time candle light ho,
Hum-tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita padne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho

har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
khuda ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!

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thats wright this one is for guys 😆

"main ne use dekha angle badal badal ke
us ne mujhe peta sandle badal badal ke"

hahhaahahhahah this one is good 😆 😆

Originally posted by: usmani_girlzz

"main ne use dekha angle badal badal ke
us ne mujhe peta sandle badal badal ke"

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Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

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