*From To Sathish*-Sathish's new movie Info & Pics pg20! - Page 87

KEJRIWAL

1. Kejriwal is so honest he refuses to have a false ceiling

2. Kejriwal is so honest he wears a helmet while driving his car

3. Kejriwal is so honest that lie detectors are tested by him

4. Kejriwal is so honest he doesn't wear underwear coz it has VIP written over it.

5. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn't have any LIC policy because honesty is the best policy.

6. Kejriwal is so honest he thinks 'Fair and Lovely' should be called only 'Fair'.

7. Kejriwal is so honest he doesn't ask for 1 extra sukha puri after eating panipuri.

8. Kejriwal is so honest he actually calls a policeman to scare his small kid, when he doesn't eat.

9. Kejriwal is so honest he wants to make Sunny Leone the spokesperson of AAP because she has nothing to hide.

10. Kejriwal is so honest he he reads the terms and conditions' while installing new software.

11. Kejriwal is so honest that when Raja Harishchandra was a kid, his father used to tell him stories about Arvind Kejriwal.

12. Kejriwal is so honest that the church confesses to him.

Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.

The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.

Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So, he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.

The wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!

"Tears" have "Ears" in it.
They're meant more to be listened carefully than seen with sympathy

A girl looks most beautiful when tears are welling up in her eyes and yet she smiles back for you.

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trashcan they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.

The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.

After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face.

"This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."

The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they did accept his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.

"Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"

"A lousy quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!"

And the old man enjoyed peace.

Subject: Media Turning Blind Eye


Media will ever inform you??
Nestle company accepts that they add juice extracted from beef in chocolate kitkat.
_____________________________

media ever informed you ???
That in a case in Chennai high court Fair and Lovely company accepted that the cream contains the oil from pig fats !!
______________________

media ever informed us that
vicks is banned in how many countries of Europe ! There it has been declared as poison ! But in our country we see it's advertising on tv whole day !!
_____________________________

media ever informed us ??

Lifebouy is neither bath soap nor toilet soap ! But it's
a cabolic soap used for bathing animals !
Europe uses lifebouy for dogs ! And in our country millions of humans use it !!
_______________________

media ever informed us ! ???????????
That coke / pepsi is in reality toilet cleaner ! it has been proved that it contains 21 types of different poisons ! And it's sale is banned in the canteen of Indian Parliament ! But it is sold in whole country !!
____________________

media never informed us ????
That foreign companies selling health tonics like boost ,complan ,horlics,maltova ,protinex ,were tested in Delhi at all india institute (which houses biggest laboratory in india ) and it was found that it is made from the waste left after oil is extracted from groundnut ! Which is food for animals ! From this waste they make health
tonic !!
__________________________

media ever informed us ??????
When Amitabh Bachchon was operated for 10 long hours !
Then doctor had cut and removed large intestine !!and Doctor has told him that it has rotten due to drinking of
coke / pepsi ! And from next day he stopped advertising it and till today he doesn't advertise coke / pepsi !
__________________________________

Media if it is faithful should expose all truth together !!

Lots of people enjoy today.

Let's have a look over pizza Companies who sells pizza "Pizza Hut, Dominos, KFC, McDonalds, Pizza Corner, Papa John's Pizza, California Pizza Kitchen,
Sal's Pizza"

These are all american companies,
You can view it over Wikipedia.

Note:- to make pizza tasty
E-631 flavor Enhancer is added which is made from pork or pig meat. If you want see it on Google.

Attention friends / relatives::: if following codes are mentioned on food packs then you should know what you are unknowingly consuming ...

E 322 - beef
E 422 - alcohol
E 442 - alcohol & chemical
E 471 - beef & alcohol
E 476 - alcohol
E 481 - mixture of beef and pork
E 627 - dangerous chemical
E 472 - mixture of beef, meat & pork
E 631 - oil extracted from pig fats.b

Note - you will find these codes mostly in products of foreign companies like :- chips , biscuits , chewing gums, toffees , kurkure and maggi !

Don't ignore pay your kind attention if in doubt then search yourself through your sources if not internet.

look at ingredient on maggi pack, you will find flavor (E-635 ).

Also look for following codes on google :-

E100, E110, E120, E140, E141, E153, E210, E213, E214, E216, E234, E252, E270, E280, E325, E326, E327, E334, E335, E336, E337, E422, E430, E431, E432, E433, E434, E435, E436, E440, E470, E471, E472, E473, E474, E475, E476, E477, E478, E481, E482, E483, E491, E492, E493, E494, E495, E542, E570, E572, E631, E635, E904.

Relationships are a lot like algebra..
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y ?

Love and Death are 2 uninvited guests.
When they come, nobody knows but both do the same work,
.. One takes heart and the other takes its beats...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqjQpUDQsCQ

MY NEW PRIYA PICKLES AD

Drugs For Husbands!

New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval...

ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries...

SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim...

SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "Sports" on TV...

WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores...

SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently...

FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.