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Posted: 11 years ago
A small story (borrowed,copied cos i want to share it with you all)

As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard.

Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant.

It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X's and then putting a big "F" at the top of his papers.

At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child's past records and she put Teddy's off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise.

Teddy's first grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is a bright child with a ready laugh. He does his work neatly and has good manners... he is a joy to be around.."

His second grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is an excellent student, well liked by his classmates, but he is troubled because his mother has a terminal illness and life at home must be a struggle."

His third grade teacher wrote, "His mother's death has been hard on him. He tries to do his best, but his father doesn't show much interest and his home life will soon affect him if some steps aren't taken."

Teddy's fourth grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is withdrawn and doesn't show much interest in school. He doesn't have many friends and he sometimes sleeps in class."

By now, Mrs. Thompson realized the problem and she was ashamed of herself. She felt even worse when her students brought her Christmas presents, wrapped in beautiful ribbons and bright paper, except for Teddy's. His present was clumsily wrapped in the heavy, brown paper That he got from a grocery bag Mrs. Thompson took pains to open it in the middle of the other presents. Some of the children started to laugh when she found a rhinestone bracelet with some of the stones missing, and a bottle that was one-quarter full of perfume.. But she stifled the children's laughter when she exclaimed how pretty the bracelet was, putting it on, and dabbing some of the perfume on her wrist. Teddy Stoddard stayed after school that day just long enough to say, "Mrs. Thompson, today you smelled just like my Mom used to." After the children left, she cried for at least an hour.

On that very day, she quit teaching reading, writing and arithmetic. Instead, she began to teach children. Mrs. Thompson paid particular attention to Teddy. As she worked with him, his mind seemed to come alive. The more she encouraged him, the faster he responded. By the end of the year, Teddy had become one of the smartest children in the class and, despite her lie that she would love all the children the same, Teddy became one of her "teacher's pets.."

A year later, she found a note under her door, from Teddy, telling* her that she was still the best teacher he ever had in his whole life.

Six years went by before she got another note from Teddy. He then wrote that he had finished high school, third in his class, and she was still the best teacher he ever had in life.

Four years after that, she got another letter, saying that while things had been tough at times, he'd stayed in school, had stuck with it, and would soon graduate from college with the highest of honors. He assured Mrs. Thompson that she was still the best and favorite teacher he had ever had in his whole life.

Then four more years passed and yet another letter came. This time he explained that after he got his bachelor's degree, he decided to go a little further. The letter explained that she was still the best and favorite teacher he ever had. But now his name was a little longer... The letter was signed, Theodore F. Stoddard, MD.

The story does not end there. You see, there was yet another letter that spring. Teddy said he had met this girl and was going to be married. He explained that his father had died a couple of years ago and he was wondering if Mrs. Thompson might agree to sit at the wedding in the place that was usually reserved for the mother of the groom.

Of course, Mrs. Thompson did. And guess what? She wore that bracelet, the one with several rhinestones missing. Moreover, she made sure she was wearing the perfume that Teddy remembered his mother wearing on their last Christmas together.

They hugged each other, and Dr. Stoddard whispered in Mrs. Thompson's ear, "Thank you Mrs. Thompson for* believing in me. Thank you so much for making me feel important and showing me that I could make a difference."

Mrs. Thompson, with tears in her eyes, whispered back. She said, "Teddy, you have it all wrong. You were the one who taught me that I could make a difference. I didn't know how to teach until I met you."

(For you that don't know, Teddy Stoddard is the Dr. at Iowa Methodist Hospital in Des Moines that has the Stoddard Cancer Wing.)


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Posted: 11 years ago
Hi Sathish,

I was not much active in IF for few days.. So dint catch ur posts yet...
I read this short story yesterday and today I see you have posted it... What a coincidence...
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Posted: 11 years ago
SMS

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
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Posted: 11 years ago
Eternal wait of the eternally longing middle class Indian citizen

Eternal wait,i know these words will be mistaken for an article which states my views about God and spirituality.But sadly i come to you with my views of not the statue but the base,the foot and yes i am referring to human beings and their effort to rise above,above the shit we Indians find ourselves in.The general elections are around the corner and just as in the great war.sorry, the great war i refer to is the war between the Pandava's and Kaurava's which took place in Kurukshetra.As many of you who are familiar,in the Mahabharata many great and good men take the side of the bad and evil,like Bheeshma and karna all of them die in the end.

I write from my point of my view for come election day as i stand before the electronic register and press the button,i will do so with a heavy heart and a mind full of guilt.Yes i am going to vote for Modi and i am going to do so with a heavy heart for i have no choice.I cannot vote for the congress and our mute prime minister who says less while the heir apparent does all the talking and steering of the vehicle.Not after everything which you can and need to purchase for your house has gone through the roof.

And since voting for congress is out of the question i have turn to the other viable option and that is the BJP.Well one problem has been solved and that is Adavani finally took a backseat from his aspirations and succumbed to Modi.And as for Vajpayee he is fast asleep and please nobody wake him up for if he wakes up and starts talking me and the rest of us will fall asleep.I think mr.vajpayee is the only person i have seen who can take catnaps while in the midst of a speech.

I am sorry but until a few years ago i had no clue as to who Modi was in great detail but for the knowledge that he was Gujarat's chief minster and was in office when the riots took place.The Gujarat riots of 2002 when thousands of Hindus and Muslims died.Now as i am going to press the button i do it with all those dead people staring at me.For among those dead there must have been hundreds of innocent women and children whose families still carry the scars of those nightmares.As a citizen of India i understand things like corruption and bribe for they are done by the uneducated,illiterate,selfish and greedy individuals.But i can never understand or condone ethnic cleansing for it brings back the memory of Hitler,Stalin and Mao zedong.And yet i have to vote for bjp and Modi because the only other options are vote to for congress or not vote at all.So my vote for Modi might appear that i approve of his role in the 2002 riots but done is done and we have to give him a chance and see if he has come forward from those days of infamy.

I honestly don't know where India is going to be in the next 25 years but i guess i will find out if i am able to stick around until then.One thing i am certain of is the stench of sewage is not going to vanish in Chennai or that the toilet habits will change in any major way.I find it astonishing and amusing that there are more Vinayagar temples and clinics in any given street than there are public toilets.And coming to the topics of all the doctors and engineers who pass out and have no work.A friend of mine Shankar was complaing that his nephew who passed out of SRM college could not find suitable work and sat at home for two years and has now finally taken a job which pays him 7,000 rupees a month.7,000 rupees and they are looking to get him married and cheekily said all that money which was invested on his education will be recovered via his dowry.Fat chance for me thinks that soon it will be the bride who will be asking for dowry and come to think of it there is nothing wrong with it.

A rather interesting discussion which i had the privilege of being part of took place sometime back in Besantnagar beach.The topic was of the bridegroom getting tests done for diabetes and aids.Apparently the gentlemen in question along with his parents went to see the lady who was going to be his wife and thankfully no one asked her if she could sing or dance for then i am sure she would have really rendered speed,speedu,speedu kaati poda nee and would have danced to the tune of lungi dance,lungi dance.Thankfully those topics reserved for the first night were left alone and everything was going smoothly until the lady (santha maadu) asked her future husband to take the tests mentioned.There was a huge uproar which quickly died down for the lady produced her own medical reports and the man and his parents were left with no place to go but retreat through the exit with their tails tucked between their legs.

The naive person i am,i gently asked what the problem was when the father of the suitor explode,ithu enna palakkam.enakku kalyanam aagum pothu idellam illiye.So i said " en sir,ungalukku sugar irukkunu indha logathukke theriyum,so obviously unga payanukkum varalaam,ille varathurku vayppu irukkalam."

Well you can imagine what happened next for the man got violent and i calmly stood up and flexed my decent biceps and borrowed the famous initial slang words from the local tamil dialect.It started with "O..A,IPPA ENNEANGARE" and those magic words like ANDA KA KUSUM,ABU KA KUSUM mysteriously made the man vanish into thin air and i have yet to cross paths with him.

Well anyways the matter came to an end with the boy finally furnishing his medical report and things were looking cozy and heading towards marraige, when the lady's family produced a private detective report which showed that the man had been regularly visiting a house which apparently housed some Kanya's of ill repute and masters of oriental massage techniques.Wait a minute,that cannot be,oh my god.you know i keep getting these messages on my mobile which declares that latest massage techniques from Thailand at you doorstep.now how does one massage at the doorstep and when i voiced my doubts to my pondatti she looked at me and said something and rolled her eyes to the sky.I to this day wonder what she muttered and wonder what her expression meant.But those doorstep massages do appear tempting when she goes off for work.Yikes,i am just kidding.Come on cant a guy slip in a word about mysterious Thailand techniques.

Anyway one thing you can be sure of is that come election day i will be in the long line waiting patiently waiting for my turn to cast my vote,unless it has already been cast for me by some local thugs working for the ruling party.but remember that Aadhaar card and its pitfalls,well this time i am going to carry an umbrella,sandwiches and lots of water and am ready for summer elections.God bless us all for only he knows how we are all going to fare in the coming years.On a last note i have this thing to bitch about and it is about the title GOVERNMENT SERVANT.Funny for i and many of you consider ourselves the servants of the government when it should be the other way around.HHHEEE.BE WELL.
Edited by s.satishkumar - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
Hi everyone,

I know that there has been a bit of a lull in my telling of the story What if.I have posted 14 chapters until now and i will continue to write a few more before i finish that story.I have not been able post anything new for my energies were spent on stories like om namah shivaya and eternal waiting.Writing comes easily to me when my mind is full and bursting at the seams.but sadly i am empty now and will take time to recharge and live with the characters of Aashritha,mani,shalini and bala and come back with something good and thrilling.Until then please enjoy some of silly jokes,quotes and notes.Be well.

satish
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Posted: 11 years ago
Garden of eden-Kitchen woes

"It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food." Jarod Kintz

There are somedays when you wake up thinking of stuffing your face with sweets.Sweets from places like grand sweets and krishna sweets.Those coconut polis and sweet samosas from grand sweets are just awesome although the size has shrunk to that where a lilliput could swallow many with his puny mouth and though the price is twice what it was from five years ago.Someday's after lunch you feel the urge to sit quietly and enjoy a bucket of vanilla ice cream and not to worry about the consequences.Well Adam and eve had only the poisonous apple to fight off and idiots they were they couldn't resist it and fell from grace.Well if my ancestors could not resist an apple how the heck am i supposed to resist sweets,ice creams and jollu kottufying at the next door maami.sorry
that slipped in for sometimes my mind tends to wander early in the morning.

But come to think of it stuff like sweets,ice creams and booze for some hurt you in the long run and make your life miserable with cholesterol,diabetes,liver problems and a long list of other exotic medical ailments.Forget the diabetes and blocked arteries for nowadays one has to worry more about the dreaded visit to the dentist.When you are young,you eat non stop fearing that the food might run out or a sudden famine might strike your house and all the payasams and vadais will vanish into thin air.but you also end up with all those cavities which add up to a fat bill from the dentist.I am pretty sure that many a patient has died of a heart attack after getting a bill from his dentist.

The other alternative food is keerai and other boring food items which off late my wife has been piling on herself and me.Damn that Google search engine for she sits and finds out new recipes or rather new ways to kill me with those boring food items.Oh my now should i delete the mentioned thoughts,Na i think i will go to Facebook settings and just block my wife.Well if i don't comeback to Facebook you can safely assume that i have breathed my last,dead no beaten to death by my pondatti.

I sometimes wonder about Darwin and his theory of evolution and i also wonder if my ancestors like the chimps and gorillas also suffered from diabetes and cholesterol and still do.But i can safely that aids was brought into the human race by some African who on a lonely afternoon raped a primate in the bush.What is amazing is did the primate sit still or did that man swing through the trees chasing his favourite primate.yikes.Wonder what mother nature was thinking as she was busy fashioning our DNA and came up with the now present model Homosapiens .1.0.Who knows millions of years into the future we humans might just weed out all the problems that plague us and live a hale and hearty for a few hundred years.Damn again for i will not be around to see and enjoy the fruits of mother nature and human engineering in those times.


But maybe all this is a test or maybe everything about life is a test and who knows what other tests are around the corner.Lifestyle diseases,come now what is that.I know that my grandmother's or grandfathers brother lived into his nineties eating a goat everyday if he was not able to catch a chicken for lunch,drank a bottle of booze,shucks Arrack most probably and smoked cigars or what should i call them suruttus as long as our hands until his dying day.For crying out aloud i hope i have his genes in some quantity somewhere and not having to survive on greens and other boring items which pass of as food.
What goes on mother natures mind or is she flawed somehow i wonder sometimes for she puts all those speed breakers and check points in everything we do.Family members who marry inside their families to maintain and desperately hold on to their family wealth or secretly to maintain their Incestous relationships land up with babies who are deformed and with malfunctioning circuits.Is this one of nature ideas to keep bloodlines new and with a fresh influx of DNA from other bloodlines.well who knows.

But offlate my dreams which used to be filled with exotic women are now filled with masala dosais and puri potato.I wake up with a menu for that day and for the next few days and i happen to wake up in the middle of the night.Well excited i nudge my snoring wife sorry sleeping wife and she wakes up what,are you all right,are you dying and when she realises that i am in the mood to discuss the days menu she politely asks me what the time is and when i cheerfully say it is 2.00 am in the morning she delivers a kick to my nether regions using the lost art of ancient Chinese monks.

Well i used to be surprised at her skills in finding my tenders but suffice to say that she was born in Malaysia and apparently there were lots of Chinese families around.or she might like Abhimanyu learnt everything while she was in her mothers womb.But curiously she never ever properly answers me why she has some Chinese features.Somebody somewhere has done a naughty thing.damn those Gurkhas who only come in the night to guard the house.Cheeky sods.wait a minute now,wasn't a gurkha involved in the Arushi murder case.damn those horny gurkhas.but i do wonder what they do awake all night or are they really awake all night.

If my memory serves me right,back in the late seventies we had a Gurkha or Nepali who was working as a our watchman.He used to come by 8.00 or 9.00 pm and have his dinner at our place.We were living in Nungambakkam those days and one night one of my cousins heard a noise and opening the doors ran outside to find a thief coming down the pipes.well huge noise,thrilling chase and all we were left with was a bloody lungi.the guy ran off nude and to this day i don't understand why his body was oiled.Maybe he wanted to have midnight oil bath and ran out of water and climbed up our pipes to reach the
overhead tank.sad that we shattered his dream of a midnight bath or was it.thieves oiling their bodies is a technique to give the slip when nabbed,i mean literally give the slip with the oil.but the funniest part,my people did not think it was funny at all was that the gurkha watchman slept soundly,snoring loudly throughout the chase around the house.Well all i remember is that i never saw him again.wonder where or which house he found refuge to sleep a good nights sleep.

But one good thing came out of that incident and that although too much oil is bad for your heart and liver,too much oil on your bodies is the only way to escape from being beaten to death by a rampaging bull sorry wife.damn i cant drop a lungi for i am in my boxers.And i do have to confess that most of my missing boxers somehow find their way into her cupboard.i mean my wife not the next door maami.well that is another story for another day

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Posted: 11 years ago
To all you beautiful mothers

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
Milton Berle

"Sometimes when you pick up your child you can feel the map of your own bones beneath your hands, or smell the scent of your skin in the nape of his neck. This is the most extraordinary thing about motherhood - finding a piece of yourself separate and apart that all the same you could not live without "
Jodi Picoult, Perfect Match

"In a child's eyes, a mother is a goddess. She can be glorious or terrible, benevolent or filled with wrath, but she commands love either way. I am convinced that this is the greatest power in the universe."
N.K. Jemisin, The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms

"my mother, poor fish,
wanting to be happy, beaten two or three times a
week, telling me to be happy: "Henry, smile!
why don't you ever smile?"
and then she would smile, to show me how, and it was the saddest smile I ever saw"
Charles Bukowski

"(24/7) once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer."

"She [my mother] was the force around which our world turned. My mother was propelled through the universe by the brute force of reason. She was the judge in all our arguments. One disapproving word from her was enough to send us off to hide in a corner, where we would cry and fantasize our own martyrdom. And yet. One kiss could restore us to princedom. Without her, our lives would dissolve into chaos."

Nicole Krauss, The History of Love

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Let us all pray together for those involved in the missing Malaysian Airlines flight MH370 that vanished yesterday.

It's been about 24 hours now, and still no sight of the flight or any of its passengers (who come from various nationalities, including a woman from Chennai).

Mind has been restless and heart feels its sinking 35,000 feet since hearing this news...

Cannot imagine what their family and friends must be going through right now.

Let us keep them in our prayers today.

Thanks.

Edited by spain - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago

Satish, I've been unwell...so wasn't able to write...

Still...hope this brightens up your day...
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Posted: 11 years ago
Oh, I almost forgot...this is for you too...

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