Member of the Week : Adonis!! - Page 5

Originally posted by: Thakur Saab

See Sheriff Bhai. Movie's cast is now fully ready.😆

My answers in Red and Bold. 😃

Good to Know Thakur Saab... I will be Helen wiggling away to the song Mehbooba o Mehbooba 😆😆

Okay some from me now. They were asked to someone special earlier. Now let me see what reply I get from another person with humour.

Conditions for the set : Ravan don't have any helpers. Now for these situations how will he manage.

1. Ravan had 10 heads. But just two hands. So how could he manage all his noses when he used to have cold?

Hey Thakur, did you read this article BTW in Suleka... I am extremely active there... go ahead and read this post

http://santosh-samuel.sulekha.com/blog/post/2007/03/ravana-t en-heads-one-big-heart-2.htm

It is mentioned in the puranas or whatever u call, that Ravana did not have 10 heads, he wore a special mala which would make the other people think he had ten heads. This is on a serious note.😃

On a lighter note, his nine noses were already clogged from childhood from bad colds 😆😆. My brain is half asleep and I suck at this 😡

2. Hand can't reach the last head. Thats impossible. So how did he brush the teeth of that head.

He never got any permanent teeth after he lost his baby teeth 😆😆 or probably he had long teeth long how some Indian Guys have long nails to get into the Guiness Book of Records. 😉 Lets do some research and see if Ravanas name is there for longest teeth 😆 or he never brushed that teeth and as a result it decayed away to glory and added to his evilness 😳

3. 10 heads... Make any one of them the centre one, it cannot have the balance. Best option being 5 on one side and 4 another with one in the centre. So now the question arises how did he manage to keep the balance?

Two heads and one neck like a Siamese Twin and 4 heads on either side will balance out 😉

Reply these then more Original ones will come.😆

Post it next weekji after my turn of MOTW is over. 😉

Thakur Saab listen to this song, a great song by a great artiste Billy Joel the Piano Man ... Listen to the piano awesome .. My all time favorite 😉 Life of a lonely man on a weekend😭

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ1_M_L_RSI&mode=related& amp; amp;search=

Originally posted by: bheegi

Love ur answers Sheriff bhai esp the SRK one 😉 😉 😉

Thanks Bheegiji 🤗

Originally posted by: queenkumar

Congrats!

Thank You QKji 🤗. Kaise ho aap aaj kal, humko bhul gaye 😭

Why do u think u r Handsome Greek God?

Same answer what I gave Anna, When I looked up for the meaning of my original name in the Websters dictionary, ADONIS name sprang up and guess what there was a bonus as well..... Yes, you guessed it rite, my picture was there along with the name Adonis. 😳 Moreover, I am tall, fair-dark and handsome with lots of thick black hair on my so called scalp. 😉

Someone said u a very intelligent man, now why do u like to bash so much if u r! Does that fit into being intelligent?

Can you care to elaborate who is that Mahashay who said Im intelligent, I will go and frame that and show it to my GF and dadaji as well. They think I am a pea headed brain , worthless good for nothing. 😉 Thanks QKji, because of your comment, I feel elated 😳 and my horns are already 2 inches longer. 😉

You live in USA am I rite, have you ever watched Jay Leno show on NBC and David Letterman on CBS 5 both telecast at 1135 pm . Both these guys are extremely witty and intelligent, they use their brains to make fun of President George Bush and bash him left and rite. Have you seen at all and the audience loves the way President Bush is bashed and enjoy their shows. They pay money to go and see those. I on the other hand am giving you free entertainment and so hence sit back and enjoy everything with a pinch of salt. 😛. I am nowhere near these two, but I may get there if you approve of it 😆. JK BTW Jay Leno and Letterman have become millionaires thanks to all US presidents. 👏

Along with celebrity status comes the bedardi status as well .. not only the celebrity is targeted even the hard core and die hard fans are picked on. Trust me , this happens everywhere and you need to take this with a pinch of ROCK SALT 😉😳

Have you ever seen Russel Peters (Indian comedian on US Soil) show, he picks on Indians , Chinese as well and they love it. Chinese President does not get angry and fight with Indian President saying your people are making fun of us.

Here is the link, enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5jlrxcpkI

Have you seen Papa CJ --- Indian Comedian based in UK . He makes fun of Britishers and the members of the house all the time, have they deported him, No , he is still a UK citizen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOTDhr3Psu4

So what, if I bash people for fun, you bash me back if you have the wit and intelligence ... Dont complain to the world in this case IF Dev Team and whine away when you dont have these two components. That puts you in the LOSERS category. Sorry to say, but it is a FACT OF LIFE. 😃

I must say flirting is very healthy nothing wrong with that! Keep it up!😃

I agree to a certain point Flirting is healthy when no emotions are attached. Yes, I will definately keep it up right on the top of the shelf 😉

Shakira has always been my favorite even though she is 4 ft and 9 inches. She is an amazing Salsa dancer and her shows are always house ful. This song is especially for you, listen to this , wiggle away and forget Iqbal Khan and start dreaming of Eijaz Khan 😆😆. From now on No Fighting as the song says 😉

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyHiYqDZ15I

Adios, hope my answer made sense to you and your GURU as well. 😉😆. I can write an essay on this trust me 😆 but on a weekend. 😆

BTW, u and ur GURU started all this , you are no way better than me .. I add humor and spice, aap dono sirf mirch add karthe ho 🤣🤣. Now now dont feel sad, listen to Shakira song and wiggle away 😳

Originally posted by: adonis

Imagine if I had to talk with him, I would have to ask "Hey Iqbal, what color underwears are you wearing currently and he would be so pleased he would talk for hours together'. I am a guy who looks forward to some intellectual talks.😭 After Subhash Jha was called names by Sonu Nigam, I am scared to even talk to Iqbal Khan. 🤣🤣 Sorry ladies, I m a straight guy. 😉

omg😆 i was thinking about that too as Iqbal khan used give so many interview to Subhash Jha (what he turns out be) now why would Mr. Jha take so many interviews of Mr. Iqbal Khan( favors?)😆😆

Originally posted by: adonis

👏👏 loved your answers!😆😆 Keep it up 😊

Originally posted by: adonis

Don't know what u like, so can't say that u r handsome greek god!

Thank u for answering me, but I have to tell u the ones u used as examples and being intelligent and do this pick on every one, so not fair to use them as examples, they in a different league then u for sure! Sonot fair! 😭

Also, I don't have a guru I'm a woman on my own dear! I don't need a guru in my life, don't believe in guruism at all. 😃😃😃 Agar aap ke mirchy laga toh mein kay karoon! 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: queenkumar

Don't know what u like, so can't say that u r handsome greek god!

Thank u for answering me, but I have to tell u the ones u used as examples and being intelligent and do this pick on every one, so not fair to use them as examples, they in a different league then u for sure! Sonot fair! 😭

Also, I don't have a guru I'm a woman on my own dear! I don't need a guru in my life, don't believe in guruism at all. 😃😃😃 Agar aap ke mirchy laga toh mein kay karoon! 😆😆😆

So Greek Intellintegent God Adonis has uniquer taste than anybody is it... 😆😆. You asked me a question, I answered it , even after me answering u cant believe, then do I really care .... No way QKji. 😉.

Jay Leno and Letterman everyday except weekends without fail pick on President Bush, trust me... I watch it everyday and if I cant, I record it and watch the next day or weekend. Dekho, phir se rona shuru kiya aapne.. I said no whining no crying, stand up use your wits and intelligence and give me back 🤣 or else you will come in a different category 😆

Of course, they are in a different leagur altogether, they are on NBC and CBS two prime channels in US and Im on IF prime website of Asians 😉. They are in their 60s and 70s and Im a baccha , they do not pick on everybody, trust me, their main target is always President Bush 😃

Have you done a study, Women are the maximum number who fall for the phony GURUS in India and across the globe, they always look for some inner peace 😛 (Not making fun of ladies or women in general, I respect them immensely and just love them 🤗..) Men hardly get any time from their smoking and drinking habits to go behind another guy and call him GURU. Also men try and find their solace by drinking , smoking and going behind other ladies...😡, Such men are pathetic I tell you

Aap ke baat mirchi lagney ke baad, hum cheeni khaa liya , but never wailed or whined away to the world. But CHEENI KUM pada so I added some more of my own CHEENI (In this case sweated) 😆😆😆

Hope I made sense😉.

OMG angle talk about overload! 😆 😆 😆 ..

Adonis good luck your going to need it!!🤣

btw...u not answered my question!

Kat

Anky, to answer your set of questions I need to be the MOTY - Member of the Year 😆

You think , I am one althu falthu aadmi bina any kaam now is it 😆

Anky, I will try to best to answer, and Yes I will add humor , dont you worry... Dhamaka karoonga, and yes this time I will propose and you will accept sweety 🤗

Originally posted by: Catwoman

OMG angle talk about overload! 😆 😆 😆 ..

Adonis good luck your going to need it!!🤣

btw...u not answered my question!

Kat

Kat I guess yours is the next question , I will answer during my break. Yes I do need a day off to answer Ankys question 😆 And yes I do need GOOD LUCK. Anky Btw, can I take help in answering ur question none other than you 😉