Originally posted by: 2005AD
STATUATORY WARNING : Read at your own risk. No offence to anybody. Thanks 🤗
Jen, you copycat. This is IF what do I answer here, Thakur Saab will udafy even Adonis. Thakur Saab, request, no warnings please, I am doing at Jens behest or else you wont see Sheriff Bhai alive tomorrow if I skip these questions. She wants me to sweat it out. 😭My answers in BLUE and BOLD.😃
1 - Lets imagine you are on a flight to India to see Neha and guess who is sitting right next to you. Your addict ...that manager... How do you spend 24 hrs in such close proximity with shoulders touching, thighs touching and she falling asleep in your arms and you in her arms?
Take Night Nyquil and go to the nearest restroom , lock myself up and rather drink that smell and sleep there for the next 24 hours. I don't want nightmares for the rest of my life Jen. 😭😭
2 - Adonis, you are given just one wish. Which one will you choose
a. Punch Iqbal Khan left and right till he gets a black eye. –
I am a peace loving person. Ignore him, bechara, he is suffering already after marriage. 😭
b. Shoot IF's 2 special members. –
Who Thakur Saab and You. JK. No wont opt for this option as well. Bechara ko kyun. 😭
c. Accept Ankanksha's {Sorry anky } long awaited shaadi ka proposal. –
Anky Baby ka proposal, roz usse jhoota khaana hai kya. Nahi baba nahi. I don't want to be in the state of Amit Tandon or Iqbal Khan.😭
d. Go out on a date with Neha Bamb.
This I will accept before December 2007. Expiry Date is December 5th 2007 😳. After December, Rishi will give me a black eye. 😭
3 - What did Mrs.Iqbal Khan and Mrs. Rishi Zaveri talk on Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai when they met ?
Is Neha Bamb married already. She is still Neha Bamb and not Mrs Rishi Zaveri. Who was Mrs. Iqbal Khan in December 2006. If I remember it right Iqbal Khan got married sometime in 2007, am I rite . So these are two imaginary characters we are talking about. Am I rite Gals . 😳 So enjoy the conversations. 😃
So here is the conversations and how it goes….. (Imagine all pouts and faces being made at each other please)😆😆
Mrs. Iqbal Khan : Oh you know I got married already to the biggest star in Tellywood.😳
Mrs Rishi Zaveri : Oh really Iqbal and bi star 🤢, I got married to a biggest Diamond Merchant in Mumbai. BTW, what did your husband give you on the First night other than you know what . 😉
Mrs Iqbal Khan : He gave me only himself, he is broke now you know , Ekta fired him for his non professionalism. My <ST1:COUNTRY-REGIoN>USA</ST1:COUNTRY-REGIoN> friend took pity on me and gave me this precious fake diamond ring and asked me to tell everybody Iqbal gave it. I have to call for a press meeting tomorrow morning and make this announcement so MM and Midday can print in the media and tell what Iqbal has given me. BTW, what did you get for your first night.😭
Mrs. Rishi Zaveri : He gave me lot of hugs, Chomis after chomis everywhere, he gave me himself and guess what he gave me the prettiest DIAMOND SET. (Ring, Necklace, earrings and bangles) . I am so glad, I got some AKAL last month and decided to ditch Iqbal and marry Rishi Zaveri. Imagine my haalat if I had married Iqbal, I would have to make friends with your <ST1:COUNTRY-REGIoN>USA</ST1:COUNTRY-REGIoN> friend to give me a Fake Diamond ring. BTW, where did you go for your honeymoon.😉😳
Mrs. Iqbal Khan : Honeymoon, Neha wake up, are you dreaming. He cant afford a ring, where will he take me a for a honeymoon. We followed Sheriff Bhais advice and we made our bedroom our honeymoon spot. We ate rice dal every day. Where did you go Neha. 😕😭
Mrs. Rishi Zaveri : Oh really, it must have been boring. We followed Sheriff Bhai's advice and we went to <ST1:COUNTRY-REGIoN>Switzerland</ST1:COUNTRY-REGIoN> for a month. It was indeed lot of fun and frolic and we played in snow and ate only lettuce and tomatoes. I had packed Khakras and Teplas to last for a month and hence we survived. You know what, Sheriff Bhai is so chalu , he suggested you bedroom and me <ST1:COUNTRY-REGIoN>Switzerland</ST1:COUNTRY-REGIoN>, lets see where he goes. BTW, are you planning for an immediate family??😉😳
And so the conversations continued between these two fictional characters of Jenny.😃
4 - Why do you dislike Iqbal Khan = 10 reasons!
{ woh bhi kamm hain }
Thakur Saab, answering at the behest of your Gabbar Singh or else she will make me dance to the Mehbooba Mehbooba song.
1. Not very well educated.
2. Talks only about Underwears
3. Jobless from past 8 months
4. Very Unprofessional
5. Cant speak and conduct himself with media or fans.
6. Needs to change his wardrobe
7. Stop defending his partner on media. She is old enough to defend herself.
8. Lies after lies on MM and Midday … he is still chooing Aasman from May 2007.
9. Needs to be straight forward and not be a Jhoru Ka Ghulam with his fans where Neha is concerned.
10. Last but not the least, he should come on Nach Baliye 3 with Neha Bamb.
5 - Next Question, Say you moved to Mumbai and your immediate neighbors would be the Khans.... What would you do.
Shun them simple answer .😃
6 - Favorite Color?
I will go with Brown – Gandha hua tho bhi pata nahi chaltha🤣. This reminds me of Iqbals interview, is there a question called which underwears do u prefer. 😆😆
7 - Favorite Food?
Ghaas Phoos . Give me a salad any day and I love it.😛
8 - Favorite Hobby?
These days answering MOTW questions. 😆
9 - Do You like Harry Potter?
Nahi Nahi Nahi😭
10 - Friends mean ..?
Everything to me.🤗
Ok..I give you the image of Basanti and Durgesh... who else is left????
Gabbar Singh ki Jai ho - Thakur has given a great name to you, I cant beat that. 😆😆
byeeee
A special song for you Jen from Sholay. Mehbooba Mehbooba sung by RD .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzbEu-SNNNY
