Hey NiBirians, penned this down to compensate for making you guys cry yesterdayš¤£. Enjoyš. Hope you guys like itš. Rotten tomatoes, eggs and chappals are also allowedš
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Kabir looked his wife who was cursing under her breath. He gulped the saliva and plastered an innocent smile on his face and entered the room. Nisha gave him a firm stare. His smile dropped.
Nisha-(screaming) You forgot right? Tumhe Bunty ne yaad dila diya ki kal humari wedding anniversary hai...That kid has better memory than you...How could you Kabir? What the hell! My peechle do mahine se surprise plan kar rahi hoon, aur mere pati dev humari shaadi ki saalgirah bhool gaye...(sarcastically) Wow!
Kabir looked at his 8 months pregnant wife and knew that Pregnancy hormones had taken a toll on her. He cursed himself for forgetting the anniversary, and was about to speak, but Nisha walked out of the room in the kitchen.
He looked at their wedding picture and smiled as he looked at the 4 year old picture. Wondering what to do, he sat on the bed, more precisely on the remote of the T.V. and the T.V. switched on. Watching John Abraham flirt with Shruti Hassan in Welcome Back gave him a superb idea.
He went in the kitchen and back hugged his wife who was eating chocolate to calm herself down.
Kabir- (tapori style) Aye wifey! Apne ko maaf kar de naa... Bole toh mistake to gaya apun se...
Nisha-(moving out of his grip) Mistake nahi, gunah hua hai tumse... Get Lost!
Kabir sighed as she went and sat on the sofa. He sat next to her and placed his hand on her baby bump
Kabir- Aye bacche, teri maa apun se naraaz hai...Mananane mein help kar naa apun ki... Peleaje...
Nisha- (slapping his hand) Mera baby bhi apne Papa se angry hai...
Kabir- Toh maa-baby dono apun se gussa? But fear not! Kabira ka charm hai naa...
He said and leaned in to kiss her, but she walked away. Kabir's face landed on the sofa. He sat upright and threw his hands in the air, giving up.
He went in the bedroom, wondering why she was playing musical chair, by moving from this room to that, when he saw that she was trying to sleep. He went and hugged her, whispering in her ear
Kabir- Oye wifey, tere ko ek top esecret bata raha hai apun... kisiko mat bataana... kya hai na, main apni wedding anniversary bhool gaya re... mistake ho gayi... maafi maagane ki try kar raha toh woh yahan se wahaan ghoom rahi... usse bolo na, Hubby sorry...
He broke the hug and made the best possible baby face. Her anger melted and she hugged him. He broke the hug and leaned in to kiss her lips, when she said
Nisha- Hubby, Wifey naa, tereko pappi dene ke mood mein haich nahi, toh kisi aur din try karna...
Se winked and lied on the bed, closing her eyes. He looked at her and then smiled sheepishly... After all, Loha hi lohe ko katata hai... And if he was Sher, she was Sava Sher... and it was their Tapori Love...
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Alfaazon mein pyaar ka izhaar naa kiya karo,
Aankhein sab bayaan kar gayi teri...
Yun khafa naa mujhse hua karo,
Dhadkane tham jaayegi meri...