Kabir-Sasural Kabir ka-Slambook 3

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so here is kabir's slambookšŸ˜†read and enjoyšŸ˜‰šŸ˜†written in kabir's POV...

Name:Kabir Kumar

Nickname:Jojo(its not dog's namešŸ˜†)

Age:I am 6 yrs younger than Bade bhaiyya,1 year older than Nisha and same age as that of ritesh🤣...now guess my age🤣

Age of retirement:job ke bina kya retirement?🤣Unemployment is a big problem in IndiašŸ˜†I would have got a job if i was in Dubai ya LondonšŸ˜†by the way,I retired from Gangwal Jewellers- at the age of 22🤣

Hobbies:crying🤣(my primary hobby),blabbering,telling something irritating so that my biwi slap,kick ya punch me..🤣,fighting with bade bhiyaa(bade bhaiyya and I fight for remote-and we look like sumo wrestlers🤣)

Job:no permanent jobšŸ˜†as of now i am babysitting Nisha🤣🤣🤣i am like a nomad...Dubai to London...London to India...India to Dubai..and the cycle goes on🤣and my mamma follows me everywherešŸ˜†and now she took over the job of babysitting my wife🤣so i am jobless🤣

Favourite sadasya:Ramesh GangwalšŸ˜³šŸ˜†(come on yaaršŸ˜†what a stupid questionšŸ˜†everybody knw ki i said the three magical words to him first🤣)

Not-so favourite sadasya:Samosa waala tauji😔he stole my chinese pistol šŸ˜†šŸ¤£

Favourite dialogue:K-J dialoguešŸ˜‰šŸ˜†

Favourite movie:bahus dont watch moviesšŸ˜†only serials🤣

Favourite serial:Kyunki...saas bhi kabhi bahu thi🤣...,Sasural Kabir ka🤣,GH ke aangan mein🤣,phir bhi na maane...gutter mind🤣,How i met Nisha's father🤣🤣🤣

Favourite resting place:empty vegetable cart(outside Gangwal Jewellers)🤣,railway station🤣,bus stand🤣

Wifey:Nisha GangwalšŸ˜­šŸ˜†(also knwn as captain Jugaadu)

Children:arey i am a child našŸ˜†i am just 22šŸ˜†child marriage tha child marriage🤣i am my VJ maa's jojo baby🤣and she still buys Johnson's baby powder for me🤣

Grandchildren:that's after children na...lemme see🤣anyway i wont beat singham in this...he has 7 grandchildren yaar🤣great man🤣

Favourite brand:brand new hai🤣only one wife...2 to 3 ex-gilfriends🤣that's it🤣i am relatively new brand in marriage market🤣

Two things without which I cannot live:Glycerine and my floral T shirts🤣

Best dialogue:

1.Teri nazar ki chandni mere nazar ke baadal ko mili hai
ki dheere dheere yeh shaam tujhme ghulne lagi hai
yun nazarein chura kar dekhkar na andekha kar nisha
aag idhar bhi aur udhar bhi barabar si lagi hai,

2.pappa nahi hai na...,

3.tere dil tak ...

Best moments:birthday waala night-when he reveals his past...

Worst Moments:bahu track(FJ track+VJ track)🤣

Strengths :charming and beautiful(not handsome🤣)


Weakness:i am a buddhušŸ˜†(beauty with no brains🤣),i cry a lot(more than gopi bahušŸ˜†)

Mission in life:to stay happy with my 7 biwis and 1 cousin...oops sorry 1 biwi and 7 cousins🤣and to get rid of London dance School ka bhoot which is still haunting me🤣and to become jamaai no:1šŸ˜†...oops sorry...bahu no:1🤣


for more information pls contact Gangwal House,JaipuršŸ˜†which is my sasural🤣



PS:thanks mihiksšŸ˜‰for the "teri nazar"waala dialoguešŸ˜†



Favourite song:

Naagin jaisi zulfen thi

Ab puri naagin wohšŸ˜†

Haan dasne mujhko aati everydayšŸ˜†
Thi chaand kabhi
Ab taare dikhlaati hai everydayšŸ˜†
Thi jaan meri
Ab jaan jalaati hai ji everydayšŸ˜†

Tevar ban gaye zevar
Jis din se ghar aayi woh
Chalti madam khata thokar mainšŸ˜†
Ho rabba mere, baahar sahib
Ghar pe naukar mainšŸ˜†
Dekho ji kaise ringmaster se
Ban gaya joker mainšŸ˜†

Hai madam ka yeh tashan
Main iska manmohan
Main apne.. main apne..
Main apne naam pe bhi haklaaya
Ho Paape viah karke
O paape shaadi karke pachtaya
🤣🤣🤣
Main viah karke..
O paape shaadi karke pachtaya
Main viah karke.. haaye..🤣
🤣🤣


PS:thanks mihikaa for the dialogue "teri nazar ki chandni"

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unresšŸ˜†

Bang On AnušŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘

My Fav Slam Buk Kabir kašŸ˜³ā˜ŗļøšŸ˜†šŸ¤£ (nw Waiting 4 next fav Nisha's Slam buk)

Abt this slambuk...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(Shukar hai aaj kuch haath mein nahi hai mere khane ke liyešŸ˜†šŸ¤£)

I liked the Age (Guess work karna mere khoon mein hai🤣)

Age of retirement & Job I loved the most šŸ˜†
(Bcz Me N Kabirey r ek taali ke chatte batte 🤣Both r Jobless😭🤣🤣)

Hobbies- Awieee Kitna acha hubby hai jo apne biwi ke aathom pitne ke liye bak bak kartha hai.. (Kash mera Prince Charming bhi aisa hi hošŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ¤£)

Fav Sadasya - As I expectedšŸ˜† Ramesh Papa n Kabirey had done a Confession session too🤣🤣🤣
( World mein ek eklautha damaad hai hamra Kabirey jo apne Sasur se Propose tips maangtha hai...!!!!🤣)

Fav Serial &Resting Place - Oh God Anu U just Cracked me yaar ...!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wifey ke naam Nisha lethe hi jo aasu nikala vo Kabirey ka tha ya Tera Anu???šŸ˜‰šŸ˜†

(Sach bol de tujhe bura laga na yeh Likhthe waqt tabhi aasu aaye nah?🤣)

Children & GrandChildren- Abhi bhi bacha hai... teekh se propose karne nahi aatha.. sasur ki help letha hai😲🤣 Patha nahi iss kaam mein... ??😲🤣 (samaj gayi nahšŸ˜†)

Fav Brand - You r completely NEWBIE as ur actions proves datšŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ¤£(Proof-Proposal)

Two things without which I cannot live
:Glycerine and my floral T shirts : Soo true...šŸ˜•šŸ¤£


Strengths :charming and beautiful(not handsome🤣) 🤣🤣Handsome bhi hai yaar.. šŸ˜‰(aakir teri twin hai Anu šŸ˜†šŸ¤£)

Mission In Life: LSD utar jaaye toh acha hai warna tu apni wifey se pit pitke sudhar jaayegašŸ˜†

Excellent Song Selection AnušŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘
Thank U dr 4 another Hilarious Post...šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

Do Write More...šŸ¤—Q ki DMMā˜ŗļøšŸ¤£ Waiting 4 Nisha's SB šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Edited by SaruSenan - 10 years ago
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OK this is hilarious🤣...KABIR VAHU🤣
loving the song ...where did u get it?

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I knew it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry for 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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child marriage tha child marriage🤣🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Gade rofl's ukhad diye 🤣🤣
Who wrote the song🤣🤣🤣
main iska manmohan🤣🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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congrats on new slambook🄳
@anu i am nw lacking words to praise u yaaršŸ˜†
it was hilarious throughout🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hamar behen ko kya describe kiya hai🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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awesome anu i was laughing till an tear rolling from my
eyesšŸ˜†
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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