


Nickname:Jojo(its not dog's nameš)
Age:I am 6 yrs younger than Bade bhaiyya,1 year older than Nisha and same age as that of riteshš¤£...now guess my ageš¤£
Age of retirement:job ke bina kya retirement?š¤£Unemployment is a big problem in IndiašI would have got a job if i was in Dubai ya Londonšby the way,I retired from Gangwal Jewellers- at the age of 22š¤£
Hobbies:cryingš¤£(my primary hobby),blabbering,telling something irritating so that my biwi slap,kick ya punch me..š¤£,fighting with bade bhiyaa(bade bhaiyya and I fight for remote-and we look like sumo wrestlersš¤£)
Job:no permanent jobšas of now i am babysitting Nishaš¤£š¤£š¤£i am like a nomad...Dubai to London...London to India...India to Dubai..and the cycle goes onš¤£and my mamma follows me everywherešand now she took over the job of babysitting my wifeš¤£so i am joblessš¤£
Favourite sadasya:Ramesh Gangwalš³š(come on yaaršwhat a stupid questionševerybody knw ki i said the three magical words to him firstš¤£)
Not-so favourite sadasya:Samosa waala taujiš”he stole my chinese pistol šš¤£
Favourite dialogue:K-J dialoguešš
Favourite movie:bahus dont watch moviesšonly serialsš¤£
Favourite serial:Kyunki...saas bhi kabhi bahu thiš¤£...,Sasural Kabir kaš¤£,GH ke aangan meinš¤£,phir bhi na maane...gutter mindš¤£,How i met Nisha's fatherš¤£š¤£š¤£
Favourite resting place:empty vegetable cart(outside Gangwal Jewellers)š¤£,railway stationš¤£,bus standš¤£
Wifey:Nisha Gangwalšš(also knwn as captain Jugaadu)
Children:arey i am a child naši am just 22šchild marriage tha child marriageš¤£i am my VJ maa's jojo babyš¤£and she still buys Johnson's baby powder for meš¤£
Grandchildren:that's after children na...lemme seeš¤£anyway i wont beat singham in this...he has 7 grandchildren yaarš¤£great manš¤£
Favourite brand:brand new haiš¤£only one wife...2 to 3 ex-gilfriendsš¤£that's itš¤£i am relatively new brand in marriage marketš¤£
Two things without which I cannot live:Glycerine and my floral T shirtsš¤£
Best dialogue:
Best moments:birthday waala night-when he reveals his past...
Worst Moments:bahu track(FJ track+VJ track)š¤£
Mission in life:to stay happy with my 7 biwis and 1 cousin...oops sorry 1 biwi and 7 cousinsš¤£and to get rid of London dance School ka bhoot which is still haunting meš¤£and to become jamaai no:1š...oops sorry...bahu no:1š¤£
for more information pls contact Gangwal House,Jaipuršwhich is my sasuralš¤£
PS:thanks mihiksšfor the "teri nazar"waala dialogueš
Favourite song:
Naagin jaisi zulfen thi
Ab puri naagin wohš
Haan dasne mujhko aati everydayšThi chaand kabhi
Ab taare dikhlaati hai everydayš
Thi jaan meri
Ab jaan jalaati hai ji everydayš
Tevar ban gaye zevar
Jis din se ghar aayi woh
Chalti madam khata thokar mainš
Ho rabba mere, baahar sahib
Ghar pe naukar mainš
Dekho ji kaise ringmaster se
Ban gaya joker mainš
Hai madam ka yeh tashan
Main iska manmohan
Main apne.. main apne..
Main apne naam pe bhi haklaaya
Ho Paape viah karke
O paape shaadi karke pachtayaš¤£š¤£š¤£
Main viah karke..
O paape shaadi karke pachtaya
Main viah karke.. haaye..š¤£š¤£š¤£