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heyyo!
i am back with another fun post-this is for Niha...she wanted me to write something abt Nisha,Kabir and a baby...so i came up with this...read and enjoy!
Declaration:In this story,Kabir and Nisha are not in love...they married abt 2 weeks ago and still fight a lot...they dont love each other...they still follow the rules of the contract...😉
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"Wuah...Wuah..."baby's cry echoed through the room
Nisha:dont worry baby...its ok...dont cry...mamma will come now...
baby:WUAHHH!!!😆
Nisha:ok ok ...mamma wont come...fine...?dont cry...u wanna see monkey dance?
Baby stopped crying and looked at her curiously
Nisha:oh...that means u wanna see monkey dance...KABIR!!KABIR!!!come here...🤣
Kabir entered the room,half -sleeping..
Kabir:kya yaar!why did u wake me up so early?
Nisha:Early?its 10:30 AM,duffer!😆
Kabir:toh?i told in contract a...no one will wake me up till 11 AM...good night...🤣
he walked towards the bedroom but stopped short hearing a loud cry
Kabir:kya nisha...why are u crying like babies?i am not gonna wake up till 11!do u get that?🤣
There was no response...Kabir turned and looked at nisha angrily...nisha was smiling...and looking at something else...kabir's eyes followed the same path...he saw a baby sitting on the sofa...A BABY...he rubbed his eyes and looked again...no...not a dream...the baby was real!
Kabir:*in a tensed and nervous voice*YEH SAB KAB HUA!!!mujhe pata hi nahi chala...OMG OMG!!!yeh bachha...tu!!...main!!...hum!!...bachha!!...nahi...kya!!...nahi!!!...yeh nahi ho sakta...!!!
Main Mr Ghajini ban gaya kya...sab bhool gaya...!!!mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai Nisha...🤣🤣🤣
Nisha kicked him🤣
Kabir:OWWW!that hurt...
Nisha:good...and this is our neighbour,sharika di's child...do u get that?
Kabir:Yeah baby...😆
Baby looked up at kabir...🤣
Kabir:Not u baby...i meant my baby...offo! i meant nisha baby...haina baby?🤣🤣🤣
the baby started crying...
Nisha:kabir,do monkey dance
Kabir:kaun; monkey?😆
Nisha:haan...and that's u!baby is crying and wants to see monkey dance...common dance🤣
Kabir:ok...
And he started doing some really funny steps...baby started crying again...Kabir stopped his dance and took the baby in his arms...After sometime baby stopped crying and started smiling.
Kabir:aw...look at the baby...he is smiling...see !!!he is smiling coz i am holding him🤣
Nisha started laughing...Kabir got confused...then he felt a wetness on his shirt🤣
Kabir:Oh shit !!! yeh baby ne kya kar diya?oh no!!!main ab kya karoon...meri favourite blue T shirt...lemme change it!🤣🤣🤣
After a few minutes,kabir re-entered the hall...
Nisha:Kabir,baby ko yeh food de...sharika di kept some food for the baby...
Kabir:kaun?mein?and what will you do?
Nisha:mein?i am gonna make bread butter jam...😆
Kabir:kya yaar!i will make that...you take care of the baby...you should have experience na...so that u can take care of OUR own baby?🤣(Kabir said with a teasing smile,which irritated nisha...Nisha kicked him...again!)
Kabir:Owww!what was that for?🤣
Nisha:for telling BAKWAAS!🤣
Kabir:So u kicked me?!
Nisha:yeah ...so what?
Kabir:so what?i am ur patidev!🤣
Nisha:no...u are a monkey🤣
Kabir:then u are a donkey!🤣
Nisha:me?donkey?u are donkey!🤣
Kabir:no ...You
NisjaYOu..you.you...you...you...
Kabir:YOUUU!!!!!!!🤣
Suddenly the baby started laughing loudly...kabir and nisha stopped fighting and looked at the bay who was now sitting on the sofa...
Kabir:You knw what?We both provide the baby wholesome entertainment...cartoon channel🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:Yeah...tom and jerry🤣🤣🤣
Kabir:*imitating Vidya Balan*yeah...entertainment...entertainment...and entertainment.🤣🤣🤣
Kabir and Nisha started laughing...then something came to their notice...the baby was till laughing...baby was sitting on a paper ...kabir and Nisha stooped to get a closer look of the paper...
Kabir and nisha together:SHITT!!!!CONTRACT PAPER PAR SUSU KAR DIYA!!!🤣🤣🤣
The baby beamed at both of them like it has accomplished a very important mission!🤣🤣🤣
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that's it😆
thanks for reading😆
Anu😆
Ishaani
