nisha ka swayamvar.......ROFL

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Declaration:this is a fun post🤣



ok guys...today we have gathered here for a special occasion...it is nisha's swayamvar🤣🤣🤣
and of ofcourse there are many ppl who came from many places🤣...eminent personalities,dancers,sportstars,business tycoons etc!😉😳
let us see who gets nisha!!!😆

so the procedure is like this
who proposes nisha in the best way will get nisha!

let's get started!!!
the first contender is RITESH🤣🤣🤣


ritesh

Ritesh:hello Neesha ,I am Ritesh
Nisha:my name is Nisha,not neesha
Ritesh:yes ur name is Neesha🤣
Nisha:its Nisha
Ritesh:that's what...Neesha...waise Neesha🤣🤣🤣,i am a citizen of America...and i am an MBA gold medallist!!!🤣
Nisha:so?
Ritesh:gold is pretty costly metal🤣...will u marry me?🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:i dont like gold🤣
Ritesh:then next time i will win silver ya bronze medal🤣🤣🤣...will u marry me?🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:mujhe metals pasand nahi hai🤣...i like coal!!!🤣🤣🤣
Ritesh:then u should definitely marry me🤣
Nisha:why?
Ritesh:coz u r too hot that after marriage i will burnt to become coal due to ur hotness🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:Kya!!!REJECTED🤣🤣🤣



next contender-Viraj Singh Rathore

Viraj

Viraj:Miss nisha ,hum Viraj Singh Rathore hai
Nisha:cool name!
Viraj:i knw...hum aapse ek baat kehna chahatha hai
Nisha:carry on😉
Viraj:Hum Viraj Singh Rathore hai...🤣
Nisha:i knw that
Viraj:hamare kehne ka ye matlab tha ki hum viraj singh rathore hai aur aap Miss Nisha hai🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:yeh toh aap akready keh chuka hai...aage boliye🤣
Viraj:Miss Nisha...hum...hum...hum Viraj Singh rathore 🤣🤣hai aur aap Miss Nisha Gangwal hai🤣🤣-hum aapse shadi karna chahthe hai!🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:kya?!!!u wanna marry me coz u are Viraj Singh Rathore?🤣🤣🤣
Viraj:nahi i wanna marry so that u will become Mrs Nisha Singh Rathore and i will become Mr Viraj Gangwal🤣
Nisha:OMG!🤣🤣🤣


next contender-kabir


Kabir

Kabir:hey J i am K🤣...matlab hey K i am J🤣...matlab dono🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:kya?!😆
Kabir:i mean,i am Kabir...i am a choreographer...
Nisha:yeah cool
Kabir:i am hot and sweet🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:yeh toh check karna padega🤣🤣🤣
Kabir:girls love to flirt with me...🤣
Nisha:are they blind?🤣🤣🤣
Kabir:i live in London🤣
Nisha:toh?
Kabir:there are many hot girls there🤣🤣🤣...so pls marry me?!🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:kya?!!!!!i should marry u coz there are many hot girlz in London?🤣🤣🤣
Kabir:nah...u should marry me coz u will also get to see hot ladkiyan🤣🤣🤣...woh bhi 2 piece mein🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:hey bhagwan!🤣🤣🤣



next contender-anu

Anu

Anu:hi Nisha!i am anu..
Nisha:hi anu
Anu:mere naam psycho panchali🤣🤣🤣...lekin mere sirf chaar biwiyaan hai🤣
Nisha:4????!!!🤣🤣🤣
Anu:yaa..two niyas,then mihiks and abi(ex biwi hai lekin i added her too🤣🤣🤣)so ek post vacant hai🤣🤣🤣...if u wanna apply u can apply now🤣...registration fees-1000-🤣walk in interview on friday🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:why should i marry u?
Anu:mere 1st biwi-abi mere bina Omprakash ki saath honeymoon pe gayi🤣🤣🤣...issliye i am sad🤣
meri doosri biwi niya suffered from a fracture and she is in hospital...woh kya hai na...i was dancing with her...aur woh gir gayi🤣🤣🤣...so she is in hospital🤣
Nisha:so sad...🤣
Anu:meri teesri biwi,uska naam bhi niya-she is in hospital too...woh kya hai whenever she sees me,her BP bad jaati hai issliye🤣🤣🤣
aur meri 4th biwi ,mihiks woh toh meri first biwi abi ke saath relationship mein hai...🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:toh?🤣🤣🤣
Anu:ab mere saath koi nahi hai...issliye will u marry me?🤣🤣🤣
Nisha:kya?!!!🤣
Nisha faints🤣🤣🤣


lekin kisine nisha ko pakada...the very strong🤣🤣🤣,handsome🤣🤣🤣,awesome🤣🤣🤣,young and talented star🤣🤣🤣
he had a great chemistry with vidya balan in The dirty picture🤣🤣🤣
nisha opened her eyes and looked🤣🤣🤣
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.NASRUDEEN SHAH🤣


swayamvar khatam🤣🤣🤣

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PS:this is a fun post🤣dont bash kabir,viraj,ritesh ya anu🤣🤣🤣


link to my previous fun posts:



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Posted: 10 years ago
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res!!
unresed!!😉 😆
saach me mujhe pehale se hi patha tha ki anu bhi list me hogi par ye winner is unexpected!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
but i expected a ooho laa la ohoo laa la.. dance sequence btwn nisha nd him at end...🤣🤣!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
disappointment dawned me up !!🤣🤣🤣

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Waaahhh...yaaar...most hilarious post...par ye naseeruddin shah beechme kaise aagya...waise anu yaar u r awesomee...!!🤣
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Originally posted by: sam_premc

Waaahhh...yaaar...most hilarious post...par ye naseeruddin shah beechme kaise aagya...waise anu yaar u r awesomee...!!🤣

thanks yaar🤣🤣🤣
nasrudeen shah is the twist🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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when will u unres?🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Anu yeh kya tha.. Has has ke main gir gai bed se .. Tere wajah se.. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Edited by Niya_789 - 10 years ago
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I am going to bookmark this and read jab bhi mera mood off hoga 🤣
Love you jaan 🤗
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Posted: 10 years ago
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🤣 anu tussi great ho
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Nisha tujhe kitna handsome pati mila...so j of u🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nassurdin ji hi tumhare liye sahi hai ...phool jao uss ritesh viraj Kabir aur anu ko🤣🤣🤣🤣...unnn log kisi kam ka nahi hai🤣🤣🤣🤣...especially last one...apne 4 biwiyon ko sambhal nahi payay tujhe kaise sambhalega🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...khush raho beta Nisha khush raho🤣🤣🤣🤣


Anu ji ..."tere jaise duniya mein koi bhi nahi"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edited by -Lachu- - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Niya_789

Anu yeh kya tha.. Has has ke main gir gai bed se .. Tere wajah se.. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

thanks🤣🤣🤣
nasrudeen shah kaise laga?🤣🤣🤣

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