DECLARATION:this is a fun post...dedicated to lily(doodleR),MOTDiand,k khaandaan and all NAUCinas...especially ramy lovers...do read and comment
THANKS LILY FOR THE IDEAš
Ramesh entered the courtyard of Gangwal house,singing his favourite song.
"Wah...wah!awesome!"
Ramesh stopped singing and looked up...Oh My My was standing before him
Ramesh:"Aap?aap jail main thi na?"
Gaya:"Thi...lekin ,ujhe bail mila...aur mein baahgke aaya...sirf aapka gaana sunne ke liye"
Ramesh:*in a frightened tone*"Lakshmi...Lakshmi!"š¤£
VJ:Lakshmi ko bulane ki koi zaroorat nahi hai...hum hai na?
Gaya:exactly
VJ:hum matlab mainš¤£
Ramesh:hey bhagwan...lagta hai aaj subah main donkey ko dekha...itni buri din!š¤£š¤£š¤£
VJ:sorry Ramesh...my product is out of stockš¤£
Ramesh:kya product?š¤£
VJ:shayaris...aur kya?
Ramesh:Thank God...maine kuch aur sochš¤£
Leela enters:sochega na...u are Nisha's pappa na...so u will have gutter mindš¤£
Ramesh:aa gayi ...moti !š¤£
Leela:Dekho VJ and Gaya,u guys leave...Ramesh like only me...he has even agreed to act in Ramleela part 2 opposite me..Haina ramesh..š¤£š¤£š¤£
leela begins singing ram leela...
VJ:haan...aur uske climax mein ramesh tujhe shoot karega...š¤£š¤£š¤£
Suddenly a bullet whizz past ramesh and leela,missing them by jut 1 inch
leela:shoot kiya ...shoot kiya...ramesh ne shoot kiyaš¤£
Bhabhiji:Oye jackfruit...chup...baavli poonch...i was the one who shotš¤£
Ramesh:tujhe bhi bail mila kya?š¤£
Bhabhiji:haan ...and i came to kidnap u ...and then to marry u...and then kill u...kaisa hai,my isshtyle of loving?š¤£š¤£š¤£
Lakshmi enters:shaadi sirf main karungi...ramesh seš¤£
Ramesh:lekin we married na
Lakshmi:toh kya?akshara aur naitik ne toh hazaar baar shaadi kar li...ham bhi kuch kam nahiš¤£
Ramesh:yeh Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata hai ki set hai kya?š¤£š¤£š¤£
suddenly a loud sound echoes...
Gaya:Oh My My...bomb blastš¤£
Ramesh:bob blast nahi...leela gir gaya...that's the soundš¤£š¤£š¤£
VJ,lakshmi,bhabhiji and leela walk towards Ramesh from 4 diff directions
Ramesh:bhaag!!!!š¤£š¤£š¤£
and he ran away...he ran till he reached the railway station...and the 4 ladies ran after him...ramesh looked around and saw kabir in one of the moving trains...ramesh ran with the train
Ramesh:KABIR!!!KABIR!!!BACHAOOO!!!!š¤£
Kabir:kya hua pappa?aur yeh 4 ladies...why are they running behind u?
Ramesh:arey yaar they want to marry me...š¤£
Kabir:all 4?wah pappa...aap toh lucky hai..š¤£
Ramesh:shut up and help meš¤£
Kabir extends one hand towards the running ramesh...š¤£
Ramesh holds his hand and get inside the trainš¤£...DDLJ tune in backgroundš¤£
Ramesh:i like DDLJ...not chennai expressš¤£š¤£š¤£
Kabir:toh
Ramesh:dont allow the villains behind me to enter the train
Kabir:no pappa...main toh aap ke saath bohot khush hoonš¤£š¤£š¤£
Ramesh:Nisha?
Kabir:usko maine jacket de diya...problem solvedš¤£š¤£š¤£
and then kabir started singing
le jaayenge...le jaayenge...dilwaale dulhaniya ki pappa ko le jaayenge...š¤£
THE END
PS:no bashing me pleejš¤£
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Edited by Anagha. - 10 years ago
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