200 things we learnt from Parvarrish!

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Shwetha

@Shwets1502

Achiever

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#81

151. You get salary of Rs 3000 for working as a intern in a company for 4 days.

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prernacda

@prernacda

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

#82

well bahadurs mom and dad eloped at 16 and 18, so half their age makes you twice as smart...

if your mom is a bimbo, you have to take charge of the house! after all when you get kidnapped, your fainting and crying mom is not going to get you out of trouble...

if not enough trouble brewing at home, get ma si and maussa involved! why dont they just move in all together!

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Freethinker112

@Freethinker112

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#83

(152) Bring your real ID card with you to the place where you work under a fake name.

(153) Tell your secret plans against the company to the company employees.

(154) Then expect the aforementioned employees to be more loyal towards you than the company.

(155) Tax systems are so complicated that even accountants don't understand them.

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yomamma

@yomamma

Navigator

Posted: 12 years ago

#84

(156) Even grown up people can't stay up late and should get 20 minute warning for going to bed 🥱

(157) If you don't have a bahadur child then you will go to jail 🤢

(158) You should have a third child in hope of a boy if the first 2 are daughters 😡

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100prabh

@100prabh

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

#85

159) Go tell random people about your plans to save your dad from a bank scam!!!

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Suhaani/Drilabh (CID/MJHT)

@Drilabh_Suhaani

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#86

160) DONT, NEVER learn abt company, 😉company boss 😛and company boss ka beta🤣

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lizzie1765

@lizzie1765

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

#87

161 > click random pictures of your boss with random people😕😛
162 >if your boss turns around to see, hide behind the doorman of the hotel he wont ask you anything 😛😛
163 > call the courier services to do pardahfash🤣 of the employee 😲🤣
164 > arrange a meeting wid invisible mr goel 🤣
165 > show crocodile tears🤣 infront of your dad and your junior s boss surely dad will melt 😛😛😛if not the junior boss 😆

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Freethinker112

@Freethinker112

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#88

(161) Even when the man leaves in his own car, you can reach the destination before him, even when you aren't sure of the place because there are three hotels with the same name.

(162) You can just sit in the restaurant for hours without ordering anything, all by yourself. No one will find it suspicious.

(163) Don't turn your phone silent when you are spying on somebody.

(164) You can point your large phone towards people and click snaps, and the man facing you won't notice.

(165) People carry on suspicious meetings for hours.

(166) If someone calls you and tells you your daughter's location, you should not be worried at all that a stranger is monitoring your daughter's whereabouts.

(167) You get 3k salary for working 3 days, if you take the job by fake name.

(168) If you cannot win by virtue, make sure the other party loses.