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(1) Hitting you head hard can cause a drastic change in your make up, clothing, and hair style.
(2) Fraud case is no matter to worry. Just sit back and enjoy your suspension as a vacation.
(3) Lawyers are for wimps. Sitting back and doing nothing is far more helpful than building a case and collect evidence of your innocence.
(4) You can change your stream from commerce to bio between 11th and 12th. Nobody will bother.
(5) Even though Sid is doing the hiring task, someone will tell the receptionist about Megha, and she will repeat it loudly for every person in a 1 mile radius to hear.
(6) No IDs are required to get hired in a company. You can just tell them you are freaking Bill Gates and you will land the job.
(7) Raavi is Bahadur.
(8) No, really, Raavi is really very Bahadur. So much that it needs to be repeated frequently, so that you don't get oblivious of this very important piece of knowledge.
(9) Tell your secret plan to anybody who looks remotely innocent. Because it is impossible that the criminal will try to portray himself as a friend.
(10) CEOs keep top secret files of frauds on their desktop, in a aptly named folder with its name written in CAPS.
(11) Raavi is really Bahadur. Do you understand? Please do. I am begging you. She is definitely Bahadur.
(12) Slow walking and talking instills confidence in the company that you are an awesome employee.
(13) You can say to your girlfriend that you are the boss of company, yet she doesn't notice another name written on the outside of the owner's cabin.
(14) Bahadur has filed a case due to slandering of his name.
(15) It's perfectly normal to go buy a BMW at 9 at night.
(16) Your GF will not follow up on the matter above, if you joke about it.
Feel free to add and continue the list. đ
