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😉sooo... was bored today and came up with this... some laughs for you all :p
how the conversation between anant and udibaba would go agar anant ki himat hoti that night... 😆
kaash...
Anant: main... woh... baba... woh... main aapse sawaal... (*in his head* arrey mere hi udi baba itne creepy kyun hain. unki aankhein... *shudder* bhagwaan, apko koi aur nahi mila?!?! Main kyun?!)
UDIbaba: Mere sant. Padhaariye. Hum tumse BAHOOOTTT pyaar karte hain. tabhi toh roz tumhari zindagi barbaad karne ki naye naye raaste nikaalte hain. bolo, kya puch na chahte hain aap?
Anant: woh... baba... main soch raha tha... kya aapko nahi lagta... yeh sab bahut jaldi ho raha hai...
Udibaba: JALDI!?!?!?! Anant beta. tum andhe ho kya? hume dhyaaannn se dekhiye. ab hum jawaan nahi rahe. Todhe hi samay main hum mukt ho jayenge, is duniya se, saare akashan se. Isse pehle ki hum is duniya se hamesha ke liye vidah ho jaaye, hume ek aur akashan ko is ghar mein laana hi hai.
aur waise bhi, KAL KARE SO AAJ KAR, AAJ KARE SO AB.
Anant: Lekin baba... main bahut chota hoon. baccha hoon sach. nimisha se bhi pooch lijiye.
UDIbaba: Toh?! tumhari daadi toh tumse bhi choti thi. jab hamara sampurna milap hua tha. aur mujhe dekho? Kya main bilkul normal nahi hoon? Tumhara vivah jitni jaldi hoga, utni hi jaldi tum mere jaise banoge. Humari ghar ke anushashan ko barhaoge. Tum ye nahi chahte? Maine toh tumhare pravachan bhi schedule kar diye hain.
Anant: Par... abhi toh meri parhai...?
UDIbaba: fikar mat karo beta. Isse tumhari parhai aur hi mazboot bane gi - bhoot jo aa rahi hain usse mazboot karne (😆) waise bhi... Shagun itni pagal hai, ki tum khud usse bachne ke liye parhai pe aur dhyaan do ge. Maine pehle se sab soch ke rakha hain. Main tumse BAHOOOTTT pyaar jo karta hoon.
Anant: Wohi toh baba... Shagun?? Meri poori zindagi... us ke saath?
UDIbaba: Kyun?! Humne dekha hain... bahut acchi zindagi hogi. Woh tumhe pyar ki cheeni wali chai pilayegi aur macchar ki tarah tumhare aage peeche mandraayegi. Bolo... tumhara itna chinta karne waala koi kahaan milega?
Waise bhi woh ladki bahut irritating hain... umeed hai ke shaadi ke baad woh tumse itna busy (said in Rama accent) ho jaayegi ki mujhe mukti mil jaayegi... usse or uski Rama didi se bhi.
Anant: Lekin, Baba... actually... Mujhe Navya pasand hain...
UDIbaba: Heh?! Navya? Yeh kaun hain? woh pendulum eyes!?! Jo rone ke sivai kuch bolti hi nahi hain? Waise toh idea bura nahi hain... woh bahut seedhi saadhi dikti hain... mera saara kahan maanegi. aur acche ghar se hain.
lekin. main is ghar ka bada hoon. aur maine jo sochliya, woh sochliya. mere ousulo or izzat ka sawal hain. meri pechaan ka sawal. tum nahi chahte ho na ki is ghar pe, mujh pe, koi daag lage...main toh kabhi bhi galat nahi ho sakta anant, UDIbaba jo hoon. Isliye, hume chamma karo, lekin rishta toh tumhara shagun se hi teh ho ga. Ab tum jaa sakte ho. Yaad rakhiye, hum tumse KITNA PYAAR KARTE HAIN.
😆 😉
