your fav comedy song

hey, i just thought of having a chain of comedy songs may be old or new.... so that we can laugh over here...

ok let me start first....

C.A.T. Cat, Cat maane billi, R.A.T. Rat, Rat maane choohaa
arrey dil hai tere panje mein to kyaa huaa
aa: M.A.D. Mad, Mad maane paagal, B.O.Y. Boy, Boy maane laDkaa
arrey matlab iskaa tum kaho to kyaa huaa ari baaNvri tu ban jaa meri, zaraa sun main kyaa kahtaa hooN
aa: zaraa dekh idhar tujhe hai Khabar, tu hai kaun aur main kyaa hooN G.O.A.T. Goat, Goat maane bakri, L.I.O.N. Lion, Lion maane sher
arrey dil hai tere panje mein to kyaa huaa
aa: M.A.D. Mad, Mad maane paagal, B.O.Y. Boy, Boy maane laDkaa
arrey matlab iskaa tum kaho to kyaa huaa

lage taakne kabhi aapne, shishaa leke mooNh dekhaa bhi
tumhi ik nahin jahaaN mein hasiN, na hogaa koi ham saa bhi
N.O.S.E. Nose, Nose maane naak, C.R.O.W. Crow, Crow maane kauvaa
arrey matlab iskaa tum kaho to kyaa huaa
huN huNhuN, C.A.T. Cat, Cat maane billi, R.A.T. Rat, Rat maane choohaa
arrey dil hai tere panje mein to kyaa huaa

(aaa aaa aaa aa)
milaa le nazar o jaan-e-jigar, teraa kyaa karegi duniyaa
jahaaN se Daro ye sochaa karo, hamen kyaa kahegi duniyaa
arrey milaa le nazar o jaan-e-jigar, teraa kyaa karegi duniyaa
jahaaN se Daro ye sochaa karo, hamen kyaa kahegi duniyaa
B.A.D. Bad, Bad maane buraa, B.U.T. But, But maane lekin
arrey dil hai tere panje mein to kyaa huaa
M.A.D. Mad, Mad maane paagal, B.O.Y. Boy, Boy maane laDkaa
arrey matlab iskaa tum kaho to kyaa huaaok isn't that funny kishore da 's song😆😆

this one anyday. evergreen and the best! 😆

ek chatur nAr kar ke singAr
mere man ke dvAr ye ghusat jaat
ham marat jaat, are he he he
yak chatur nAr kar ke si.ngAr...

pa re sa, sa sa sa ni dh sa
sa re sa dha dha pa
pa dha sa re sa
sa re ga dha pa

yak chatur nar kar ke si.ngA... r

ki: ##ummm ## dham
mah: ayyo !
ki: are dham, o dham, o dham dham dham ruk
##umm ## bru - 2
o a aa i ii u U e ai o au a.n a: ##(vowels)##
um nAm nAm nAm nAm nAm nAm
nAm nAm lama lama lama lama la
um bal bal bal bal re,
bal bal bal bal re, bal bal bal bal re
om

ek chatur nAr ba.DI hoshiyAr - 2
apane hI jaal me.n phasat jaat
ham hasat jaat are ho ho ho ho ho !
ek chatur nAr ba.DI hoshiyar

su: tuu kyU.N...
mah: chhI re

kare lAkh lAkh duniyA chaturAI
chhuTTI kar dU.ngA mai.n usakI
abake jo AvAz lagAI
chhuTTI kar dU.ngA, aa aa aa...
tA jum, taka jum, taka num, yaka jum
tak tankidia...

pa.Dh ke botan chIr bi chakkar - 2 (?)
har bud khudi-budi khud kar - 2
chhiTake to rere mon mAkhan - 2
sab chale gaye, sab chale gaye chidamudh chiting chitubud
chitubud gaay, chitubud gaay, chitubud haay haay haay

jA re, jaa re kAre kAgA
kA kA kA kyU.N shor machAe
us nArI kA dAs nA ban jo
rAh chalat ko rAh bulAe

kAle re jaa re jaa re
are nAle me.n jaake tuu mu.Nh dhoke aa
Kale re ga re ga re

mah: ye ga.Daba.D jI
ki: o gA re gA re
mah: ye sur badalA
ki: o gA re gA re
mah: ye hamako maTakA bolA
ki : o gA re gA re
mah: ye sur kidhar hai jI, ye sur...; ye..., ennAyA idhu ##(Tamil)##
yek chatur naar...
am chho.DegA nahii.n jI
yek chatur naar...
am paka.Dake rakhegA jI

ye ghusat jaat
ham marat jaat are aa aa aa

tuu kyA jAne kyA hai nArI
jis tan laage more nainA
usape sArI duniyA vArI

mah: nAch nA jaane, A.ngan te.DhA
Teee.DhA, Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA - 4
naach nA jaane, aa.ngan Te.DhA
Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA - 4
us sa.ng lAge more nainA
abake jo AvAz lagAI

ki: o Te.Dhe!
mah: oy
ki: o ke.De!
mah: o yA
ki: are sIdhe ho jaa re
sIdhe ho jaa re
sIdhe ho jaa
vAh rI cha.ndaniyA, vAh re chakore
rAm banAI ye kaisii jo.DI
kare nachAyA tA tA thaiyyA
tAl pe naache la.nga.DI gho.DI
are dekhI
are dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: ye phir ga.Daba.D
ki: are dekhI terI chaturaaI
mah: phir bhaTakAyA
ki: tujhe suro.n kI samajh nahii.n aaI
tUne korI ghAs hI khAI
are gho.De!
mah: ye gho.DA bolA
ki: o nigo.De!
mah: ye gaalI diyA
ki: are dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: yek chatur naar...
ki: gho.De dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: yek chatur naar...
ki: gho.De dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: yek chatur naar...
ki: ek chatur naar...
ki: ek chatur naar...
mah: ayyo gho.De terI...
ki: are gho.De terI...
mah: kyA re ye gho.DA-chatur, gho.DA-chatur bolA,
yek pe rahanA yA gho.DA bolo yA chatur bolo... gaao
ki: ek chatur naar ba.DI hoshiyaar
apane hI jaal me.n phasat jaat
ek chatur naar! ##(Tune becomes faster here) ##
ba.DI hoshiyArI!
ye ghusat jaat
mah: ham marat jaat, marat jaat ##(Mahmood gets stuck) ##
ye aTak gayaa !!!

ki: sa re ga ma pa, he aa aa..., he ... ... !!!!

hey thanx jasunap for that funny song 😆 😆

ok here goes nxt song...


Maa Ne Muhje Samjhaya Tha Photo Tumhara Dikhlaya Tha
Jaana Maine Jaana Tumko Pehchaana
Tumse Mera Rishta Jaane Kitna Hai Purana
Nahin Fax Nahin Xerox Nahin Telex Ya Computer Ki Floppy
Nahin Fax Nahin Xerox Nahin Telex Ya Computer Ki Floppy
Main To Mere Papa Ki Carbon Copy - Carbon Copy
Nahin Fax Nahin Xerox Nahin Telex Ya Computer Ki Floppy
Main To Mere Papa Ki Carbon Copy - Carbon Copy
Nahin Fax Nahin Xerox Nahin Telex Ya Computer Ki Floppy

Nehla Hoon Tum To Main Dehla Hoon
Mauka Hoon Sambhal Jaao Kehta Hoon
Riste Ki Lihaz Main Karta Hoon
Aisa Na Samajhna Ki Darta Hoon
Jaayegi Baat Ab Court Mein
Tole Na Tum Mujhe Note Mein
Samjho Papa Pyaare Mere Yeh Ishaare
Varna Dikhaaonga Main Din Mein Tum Ko Taare
Nahin Fax Nahin Xerox Nahin Telex Ya Computer Ki Floppy
Main To Mere Papa Ki Carbon Copy - Carbon Copy
Nahin Fax Nahin Xerox Nahin Telex Ya Computer Ki Floppy

Zid Pe Jo Main Ad Jaaonga Neende Ko Haram Kar Jaaonga
Duniya Mein Band Main Bajaoonga Tu Hai Mera Baap Yeh Bataunga
Hai Kaanch Ka Yeh Tera Mahal Patthar Na Lag Jaaye Ab Tu Sambhal
Aankhon Se Main Kajal Churake Le Jaaonga
Tum Jo Na Maane To Jeena Mushkil Kar Jaaonga
Nahin Fax Nahin Xerox Nahin Telex Ya Computer Ki Floppy
Main To Mere Papa Ki Carbon Copy - Carbon Copy
Nahin Fax Nahin Xerox Nahin Telex Ya Computer Ki Floppy
Main To Mere Papa Ki Carbon Copy - Carbon Copy
Nahin Fax Nahin Xerox Nahin Telex Ya Computer Ki Floppy

isn't this funny 😆 its frm the film YEH HAI JALWA

Originally posted by: jasunap

this one anyday. evergreen and the best! 😆

ek chatur nAr kar ke singAr
mere man ke dvAr ye ghusat jaat
ham marat jaat, are he he he
yak chatur nAr kar ke si.ngAr...

pa re sa, sa sa sa ni dh sa
sa re sa dha dha pa
pa dha sa re sa
sa re ga dha pa

yak chatur nar kar ke si.ngA... r

ki: ##ummm ## dham
mah: ayyo !
ki: are dham, o dham, o dham dham dham ruk
##umm ## bru - 2
o a aa i ii u U e ai o au a.n a: ##(vowels)##
um nAm nAm nAm nAm nAm nAm
nAm nAm lama lama lama lama la
um bal bal bal bal re,
bal bal bal bal re, bal bal bal bal re
om

ek chatur nAr ba.DI hoshiyAr - 2
apane hI jaal me.n phasat jaat
ham hasat jaat are ho ho ho ho ho !
ek chatur nAr ba.DI hoshiyar

su: tuu kyU.N...
mah: chhI re

kare lAkh lAkh duniyA chaturAI
chhuTTI kar dU.ngA mai.n usakI
abake jo AvAz lagAI
chhuTTI kar dU.ngA, aa aa aa...
tA jum, taka jum, taka num, yaka jum
tak tankidia...

pa.Dh ke botan chIr bi chakkar - 2 (?)
har bud khudi-budi khud kar - 2
chhiTake to rere mon mAkhan - 2
sab chale gaye, sab chale gaye chidamudh chiting chitubud
chitubud gaay, chitubud gaay, chitubud haay haay haay

jA re, jaa re kAre kAgA
kA kA kA kyU.N shor machAe
us nArI kA dAs nA ban jo
rAh chalat ko rAh bulAe

kAle re jaa re jaa re
are nAle me.n jaake tuu mu.Nh dhoke aa
Kale re ga re ga re

mah: ye ga.Daba.D jI
ki: o gA re gA re
mah: ye sur badalA
ki: o gA re gA re
mah: ye hamako maTakA bolA
ki : o gA re gA re
mah: ye sur kidhar hai jI, ye sur...; ye..., ennAyA idhu ##(Tamil)##
yek chatur naar...
am chho.DegA nahii.n jI
yek chatur naar...
am paka.Dake rakhegA jI

ye ghusat jaat
ham marat jaat are aa aa aa

tuu kyA jAne kyA hai nArI
jis tan laage more nainA
usape sArI duniyA vArI

mah: nAch nA jaane, A.ngan te.DhA
Teee.DhA, Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA - 4
naach nA jaane, aa.ngan Te.DhA
Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA - 4
us sa.ng lAge more nainA
abake jo AvAz lagAI

ki: o Te.Dhe!
mah: oy
ki: o ke.De!
mah: o yA
ki: are sIdhe ho jaa re
sIdhe ho jaa re
sIdhe ho jaa
vAh rI cha.ndaniyA, vAh re chakore
rAm banAI ye kaisii jo.DI
kare nachAyA tA tA thaiyyA
tAl pe naache la.nga.DI gho.DI
are dekhI
are dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: ye phir ga.Daba.D
ki: are dekhI terI chaturaaI
mah: phir bhaTakAyA
ki: tujhe suro.n kI samajh nahii.n aaI
tUne korI ghAs hI khAI
are gho.De!
mah: ye gho.DA bolA
ki: o nigo.De!
mah: ye gaalI diyA
ki: are dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: yek chatur naar...
ki: gho.De dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: yek chatur naar...
ki: gho.De dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: yek chatur naar...
ki: ek chatur naar...
ki: ek chatur naar...
mah: ayyo gho.De terI...
ki: are gho.De terI...
mah: kyA re ye gho.DA-chatur, gho.DA-chatur bolA,
yek pe rahanA yA gho.DA bolo yA chatur bolo... gaao
ki: ek chatur naar ba.DI hoshiyaar
apane hI jaal me.n phasat jaat
ek chatur naar! ##(Tune becomes faster here) ##
ba.DI hoshiyArI!
ye ghusat jaat
mah: ham marat jaat, marat jaat ##(Mahmood gets stuck) ##
ye aTak gayaa !!!

ki: sa re ga ma pa, he aa aa..., he ... ... !!!!

..........BANG ON!!! same pinch, yaa... dis songz a true gem! hfe neva seen a funnier song than dis... tis too kewl!😉 😉

he, gorii zaraa batiyaa.N suno jii morii
chorus: dhin tak tak tak)

koii terii galii aayaa chorii chorii chorii
(chorus: dhin tak tak tak)

kakharii makharii, aakharii makharii
kakharii makharii, aakharii makharii
he he he he
(chorus: dhin tak tak taak)

ge ge ge gelezaraa timbaktuu, kaaThama.nDuu kaaThama.nDuu balle huu
mai.n mai.n mai.n mai.n hU.N lohA chumbak tU
kaise bhalA bach bachake rahU.N?

o, ho, ho
bha.Nvare ko kyaa roke.ngii diivaare.n
kaaTe chamakaae.n cham cham talvaare.n
pavan jab chalii, o gorii gorii kalii
mai.n aayaa terii galii, koii kyaa karegaa, gaa gaa?

ge ge gelezaraa ...

o, ho, ho
milane aayaa tujhase yah parvaanaa
ai merii shamaa, tuune nahii.n pahachaanaa
mai.n vahii huu.N diivaanaa, palak ha giraanaa
tuu zaraa saa uThaanaa, aa.Nkho.n kaa pardaa, daa, daa

ge ge gelezaraa ...

o, ho, ho
tujhako mere sa.Ng-sa.Ng chalanaa hai
cha.Ndaa ko baadal se milanaa hai
roke jo koii aake, tuu laT bikharaake
nazar ko bachaake, a.ndheraa kiye jaa, jaa, jaa

ge ge gelezaraa ...

that song is from the movie jhumroo

Sar jo tera chakraaye, ya dil dooba jaaye
Aaja pyaare paas hamaare, kaahe ghabraaye.. kaahe ghabraaye) -2
(Tel mera hai muski, ganj rahe na khuski
Jis ke sar par haath phira doon chamke kismat uski) -2
Sun sun sun, are beta sun, is champi mein bade bade gun -2
Laakh dukhon ki ek dava hai kyoon na aazmaaye
Kaahe ghabraaye, kaahe ghabraaye
Sar jo tera chakraaye..

(Pyar ka hove jhagda, ya business ka ho ragda
Sab lafdon ka bojh hate jab pade haath ik tagda) -2
Sun sun sun, are babu sun, is champi mein bade bade gun -2
Laakh dukhon ki ek dava hai kyoon na aazmaaye
Kaahe ghabraaye, kaahe ghabraaye
Sar jo tera chakraaye..

(Naukar ho ya maalik, leader ho ya public
Apne aage sabhi jhuke hain, kya raja kya sainik) -2
Sun sun sun, are babu sun, is champi mein bade bade gun
Sun sun sun, are raja sun, is champi mein bade bade gun
Laakh dukhon ki ek dava hai kyoon na aazmaaye
Kaahe ghabraaye, kaahe ghabraaye
Sar jo tera chakraaye..

ki: yaa yaa, yaa ba ga, yaa yuN, yaa ba ga uN
aa rahe the ishkool se, raste mein, hamne dekhaa ek khel saste mein
male voice: kyaa beTaa kyaa? ki: aaN maaN
ki: (cheel-cheel chillaa ke kajri sunaaye
jhoom-jhoom kauvaa bhi Dholak bajaaye) -2
(arrey, vaah vaah vaah) -2
ki: arrey chorus: vaah vaah vaah
ki: arrey chorus: vaah vaah vaah, vaah
ki: ai, cheel-cheel chillaa ke kajri sunaaye
jhoom-jhoom kauvaa bhi Dholak bajaaye
(chorus: arrey vaah vaah vaah ki: vaah) -4
ki: (ey laToo baaku, aa baaku) -4

ki: chhuk-chhuk-chhuk chali jaati hai rail
chhuk-chhuk-chhuk-chhuk-chhuk chali jaati hai rail
chhup-chhup-chhup totaa mainaa kaa mel
(pyaar ki pakauDi meeThi baaton ki bhel) -2
thoDaa noon, thoDi mirch, thoDi sonTh, thoDaa tel
(chorus: arrey vaah vaah vaah ki: vaah) -4
ki: bol
child: cheel-cheel chillaa ke kajri sunaaye ki: ale vaa le beTaa
child: jhoom-jhoom kauvaa bhi Dholak bajaaye
(chorus: arrey vaah vaah vaah ki: vaah) -3
chorus: arrey vaah vaah vaah vaah ki: arrey

ki: (gol mol gol moTe laalaa shaukeen) -2
tond mein chhupaye hain chiraaG-e-aalaadin
(teen ko hameshaa karte aaye saaDhe teen) -2
zaraa naap, zaraa tol, ise looT, use chheen
(ki: arrey chorus: vaah vaah vaah) -2
chorus: arrey vaah vaah vaah ki: vaah
chorus: arrey vaah vaah vaah vaah ki: vaah
ki: ey, cheel-cheel chillaa ke kajri sunaaye
jhoom-jhoom kauvaa bhi Dholak bajaaye
(chorus: arrey vaah vaah vaah ki: vaah) -4
ki: (ey laToo baaku, aa baaku) -4

ki: (koi mujhe chor kahe, koi kotvaal) -2
kis pe yaqeen karuN, mushkil savaal
(duniyaa mein yaaro hai baDaa hi golmaal) -2
kahin Dhol, kahin pol, seedhi baat, TeDhi chaal
(ki: arrey chorus: vaah vaah vaah) -2
chorus: arrey vaah vaah vaah ki: vaah
chorus: arrey vaah vaah vaah vaah ki: vaah
ki: ey, cheel-cheel chillaa ke kajri sunaaye
jhoom-jhoom kauvaa bhi Dholak bajaaye
ki: arrey chorus: vaah vaah vaah ki: vaah
(chorus: arrey vaah vaah vaah ki: vaah) -2
chorus: arrey vaah vaah vaah vaah ki: aye
ki: uN uN, baabaa man ki aaNkhen khol

wow that was a nice song arien79,jasunap
😆