Molkki Chatting Corner #57 - Page 105

A newly married couple were walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them.

They both knew it will bite them..

The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him rather than sweetheart.The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little while and ran away.

The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.

But his wife shouted

"I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs, this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog"!!

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them:

1. Bride's relatives
2. Groom's relatives

He entered the groom's door and found two doors again:

1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered the men's door and found two doors again:

1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts

He entered the second door (people without gifts) and
He found himself outside the hotel.

Originally posted by: kenika

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Aur jo last bench wala ho to..😝😂

Phir uski bajegi🤣

Originally posted by: kenika

good morning golu..😆🤗

Meri line hai

Golu ko sirf mai golu bolungi😚

Men will be MEN 😈😈

After death a man reached at heaven gate.

Angel : You have to answer a question after that you can enter.

The man: What’s that?

Angel: You have to spell a word. In case you fail, you will be taken to Hell.

The man: Which word?

Angel : “Love”

The man: Okay, it’s “L-O-V-E”

Angel: Correct! Come inside.

As he was about to enter in heaven Angel mobile rang.

Angel: I've urgent work, I have to go for a minute. You please keep eyes on the gate until I come back.

The man: Okay, for sure.

Angel: Please, ask the same question if anybody comes here in my absence, if they reply with the correct spelling you can let them enter in heaven, otherwise send them to Hell from the other gate.

The man: I’ll obey.

Just after Angel left, the man saw a lady coming towards him.

She was his wife.

The man asked: Hey honey,how you reached here?

Wife: After your death when I was going back to home from the cemetery, a bus hit me and I found myself here.Now you move aside and let me in.

The man: No, as per rules here, you must spell a word correctly to enter in heaven, otherwise you will be taken to hell from that other gate, the man replied.

Wife: Which word?

The man: “Otorhinolaryngologist"

Originally posted by: Kaiina

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them:

1. Bride's relatives
2. Groom's relatives

He entered the groom's door and found two doors again:

1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered the men's door and found two doors again:

1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts

He entered the second door (people without gifts) and
He found himself outside the hotel.

Bejatti wo bhi puri ijjat ke saath😂😂😂😂😂

Originally posted by: pallavi_p28

Meri line hai

Golu ko sirf mai golu bolungi😚

Mumbai Bangalore ke kareeb hai.... Shayad

Pehla HAQ Mera 😎

Originally posted by: Kaiina

Men will be MEN 😈😈

After death a man reached at heaven gate.

Angel : You have to answer a question after that you can enter.

The man: What’s that?

Angel: You have to spell a word. In case you fail, you will be taken to Hell.

The man: Which word?

Angel : “Love”

The man: Okay, it’s “L-O-V-E”

Angel: Correct! Come inside.

As he was about to enter in heaven Angel mobile rang.

Angel: I've urgent work, I have to go for a minute. You please keep eyes on the gate until I come back.

The man: Okay, for sure.

Angel: Please, ask the same question if anybody comes here in my absence, if they reply with the correct spelling you can let them enter in heaven, otherwise send them to Hell from the other gate.

The man: I’ll obey.

Just after Angel left, the man saw a lady coming towards him.

She was his wife.

The man asked: Hey honey,how you reached here?

Wife: After your death when I was going back to home from the cemetery, a bus hit me and I found myself here.Now you move aside and let me in.

The man: No, as per rules here, you must spell a word correctly to enter in heaven, otherwise you will be taken to hell from that other gate, the man replied.

Wife: Which word?

The man: “Otorhinolaryngologist"

Mai Pronounciate nhi kar pai😆

😂😂😂😂😂

Kaha se la rahi ho ye jokes🤣🤣

Originally posted by: pallavi_p28

Kis khushi me

Sidha sidha bolo jokes pasand aaya

Nezu mai kaafi badlaav Nazar dikh raha hai.

Kya chakkar hai 🤔🤔