When they talk.....

Venue:-Laals' Residence,Lahore.

All house-hold materials are kept outside in the sun..the house is being cleaned due to Diwali.The materials are talking with each other.

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Belan--Baat mat kar...kismat toh meri foot hi gayi kal..tujhe toh dhool mila.. mujhe mila gobar..uske baad chandan k saboon se ghees ghees kar nahai..fir bhi badboo gaya nahi..

Dabba--k ho gaya?Raj k sar par naa feka tanne..Kranti ne?Yaa fir Raj hath gaya..aur tu jaa kar geeri gobar me.. 😕

Belan--Naa..main padi Raj k sar par hi..Raj ko sardi lag gayi thi..aur uski naak bandh ho gayi..khushboo pehchaan nahi paa raha tha..😳

Dabba--Fir?😕

Belan--Kranti..us ladki ko chain nahi aata..Raj ka dimaag bahut garam hota hai aaj kal..Buajee ne Kranti se kaha..Raj k sar par mehendi lep do..😡

Dabba--Buajee bhi naa..unhone Kranti ko kyon kaha?😡

Belan--Arre...woh chaahti hain..unke Kaake ka taanka Kranti se bheed jaaye..isi lia..mehendi se bhara katora Kranti k haathon thama dia..Raj ne dekha Buajee ko mehendi dete hue..Woh kamre me aa kar sar pakad kar baith gaya..

Dabba--Kranti ne kyaa kia?🤔

Belan--Woh pados se gobar le aai..aur Raj k saamne rakha.kaha, "Bujajee ne bheja hai..laga lo.."..Raj ko bhi masti chadhi thi..woh bola.. "Laga do,mere haathon me dard hai.",zukhaam ki wajah se Raj samajh nahi paya k mehendi hai yaa gobar..rang ek hi jaisa tha..Kranti ne bahut achhe se lagaya..aur Raj chane k jhaad par chadhta gaya..Kranti chali gayi rasoi ka kaam karne..😡

Dabba--Fir?

Belan--Fir kya..Raj ko dikhana tha..k uski Biwi usse kitna pyaar karti hai..woh kamre se baahar aaya..usi haalat me..aur pure ghar k chakkar kaatta raha.. bas..pura ghar gobar ki badboo se mahek gaya..jab sab Raj ko khari khoti sunane lage..Raj gaya..rasoi..aur Kranti ko baatein sunane laga..aur kyaa.. Kranti ne mujhe utha lia apne haath me..aur fek kar maara Raj ki taraf..aur main jaa kar lagi uske sar par..jaha gobar laga hua tha..aur mujhe laga..main gayi..meri aakhri ghadi aa gayi hai..😭😡

Dabba--Oo baap re..

Belan--Haan..😭

Here comes the dustbin..

Belan--Tera chehra kyon utar gaya hai?😕

Dustbin--Haalat kharab hai..itni talaashi lete hain..mujhe samajh me nahi aata..yeh log kachre me kyaa dhoondhte hain....

Belan--Haan..inko toh koi sharam nahi..humen toh laaj aati hai..😲

Dabba--Chup chup..koi aa raha hai...arre yeh toh Bibirani hai..Madhumati..

Kadcha(Spatula)--Arre mar gaye..yeh..nahiiiiiiiiiiii..jab bhi iska jhagda hota hai...khana banane k naam se yeh zor zor se patakti hai,..pateele k upar.. pateela bhi kaafi sakhti hota hai..aur meri toh kamar hi toot gayi..

Pateela(Cooking Pan)--Haan..manne toh kuchh naa hove hain..kyon?Maari gardan..ooh..k boloon..Bibirani ki wajah se maari toh gardan hi akad jaave hai..🥺

The carpet of Raj's room was so silent..it had a sad look..Raj's English hat started to talk with carpet.

Hat--Kyaa hua?😳

Carpet--Tu toh angrez hai naa?😕

Hat--Arre..nahi..mujhe pahennewala zabardasti angrez banta hai..woh Raj.. aur Kranti..us ladki ko bhi naa..uff..jali kati baatein karti rehti hai..aur Raj ka dimaag garam ho jaata hai..aur kyaa bataoon..meri kyaa haalat hoti hai.. Raj k sar par reh kar main sulaghta rehta hoon..😡

Carpet--Haan..par meri bhi haalat kuchh achhi nahi hai.Kranti us din feensli.. mere par se..mujhe kitna dard hua..Raj ne pakda usko ..par Kranti ne kaha.. chhodne ko..Raj ne chhoda..aur Kranti mujh par hi geeri..kyaa kahoon..kitna dard hua tha..😔

All the materials and furnitures are talking about the fight bewteen Raj and Kranti..except the pillows of Raj's bed were silent with very wicked poisture..

The table lamp of Raj's room hit the pillows..and said, "Why you are so silent?Say something.."😳

Pillow--Please..don't ask us..we are ..uuff yoom maah...🤬

Lamp--I know..Raj and Kranti are getting pillow fights now a days..I can see both of you..you had a tough time..just like smashed potatoes..😭

Pillow--Haan yaar..dono ne meri haalat bigaad di..par tum jaisa sochte ho waisa nahi hai..😈

Lamp--Matlab?🤓

Pillow---Arre..jo kuchh hota hai..dono me pura din..woh toh..hmm..par..raaton ki kahani..bas..uuuummmm..humse naa poochho..🤬

Lamp--Arre..kyaa hua?Bolo bhi..😵

Pillow--Umm..bas..aise hi..mat poochho..mera pura badan akad gaya hai.. dono k beech aa kar..uuff..kyaa nautanki hain yeh Raj aur Kranti..pura din toh aise dikhaate hain jaise ek doosre ko kaat khaayenge..par raaton ko.. bas..umm..

Lamp--Stop this ummm umm..make yourself clear..din bhar ek doosre ko kaat khaana chahte hain..yes..maine dekha..I have seen..a cut mark in Kranti's lip..and an injury by nail on Raj's back..yaa..they fight a lot..😡

Pillow--You are so stupid..these are different type of injuries..ummm..🤬

Lamp--Again?And how can you say it?I see them..every time..😡

Pillow--Abe buddhu..tu bhi toh raat ko off ho jaata hai..aur fir..mujh par inka zulm shuru hota hai..khas kar jis jis din Kranti apne haathon se khana banati hai..us din toh Raj ko bahut josh chadh jaata hai..😈

Lamp--Bluff..pure bluff..👎🏼

Pillow--Haan..hum jhoot hi bol rahe hain..mazak kar rahe hain..🤣

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In the evening..

Raj--I think we should get repaired these pillows..varna sab ko shak hoga...

Kranti was silent with a sweet smile..☺️

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In the night..

Pillows are talking..

"Dekha..fir se..wahi haal hua..dono ko masti soojhi hai..isi lia bistar me se humen fek dia..."😭

"Raj bahut kharab hai..itne din Kranti nahi thi..toh humen seene se laga kar.. ab Kranti aa gayi hai..humari kismat footi har taraf se..."😡

"Arre..jaane de..aur log toh bahut kuchh samajhte hain..k inme bahut jhagda hai..par asal baat toh hum jaante hain..!!!🥳

Originally posted by: skeptical

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