okies vinu enough of lazing around..chalo be gud boy & answer these simple questions:
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why do we never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Who would taste dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why do they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
what if one day u enter in ur own house and everyone burts out laughing well nuthing is wrong with u u are looking beautiful but still all ur family members start laughing at u and then suddenly all stop and each leave in their own rooms what would be ur rection to that?
2--one night while u sleeping peacefully some kid comes and tickel u and run and again he/she comes and tickel u and run and again and again for almost half night and one time u just catch him/her what would u do to that kid?
3--while walking on the streets u suddenly fall down not much just abit tripp and u see almost 100 ppl looking at u starring at u as if u have juts killed someone..what would u do?apart from running from there
Which is the last book you have read?
Is there any book which has inspired you
If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?
Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
Is it possible to have a civil-war?
Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?
Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
1.How far can a bear walk into the woods?
2.What is the value of coin dated 24 B.C.?
3.How many grooves does a 45rpm phonograph record have?
4.A camper leaves her camp, hikes 1 mile south, then 1 mile east where she sees a bear. Then she hikes 1 mile north to arrive at her camp. What color is the bear?
5.If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side?
6.If a south bound electric train is traveling at a rate of 66 miles per hour and the wind is blowing to the north at 35 miles per hour, which way will the smoke blow?
7.On which side of a chicken are the most feathers?
8.If a plane crashes on the North Carolina and Virginia border, where would the survivors be buried?
9.Is there a fourth of July in England?
10.Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
11.Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What number do you get?
12.A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 3 of them die. How many sheep are left?
have fun 😉
Cheers
❤️Kai❤️
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